A former MISA yogini's blog

A perfectly natural cure for chemtrails

2012-01-26T04:46:00.000-08:00

We've seen that the guys and shaktis over at our favorite cult are big fans of the latest in the line of stupid conspiracy theories, and their all knowing and unerring master is more than willing to offer them up even more stupid "solutions" and "cures" for such problems.

We've seen the same thing happen in the case of the swine flu and later the avian flue and the ultra secret and ultra simplistic and ultra unproven cures that all those entailed (btw the magic cure for swine flue was taking sublingually aka the patented (not really, even though they claim it's their own unique revelation) MISA method of taking [sic] plants aka putting grounded medicinal plants and herbs instead of going to the doctor and finding out what they actually have and taking actually proven medicine to get better, of a certain plant called star anise). That was such a huge revelation that it required those wishing to know it to make an oath with their hands on a bible and swearing to their health (oh sweet irony, thou ineffable manifestation of god that no one in the cult, not even the most advanced students or their master have managed to even remotely grasp) and spiritual evolution to not divulge to those who did not take the same oath.

So to counter that here's a perfectly natural and healthy method of counteracting those evil and Freemasonic chemtrails that are so well designed that even though they poison the entire atmosphere of the planet we all live on, (Freemasons and non-Freemasons alike) and yet they still only work on those who are not so evil aka the cute babies, puppies, big eyed cats and the most spiritual people that have ever existed: the tuition paying sympathizers of the non-profit organization named MISA or one of the other local smaller yogic ashrams that have nothing to do with MISA except adoring it's leader and being presented as the representatives of said organization on the organization's chosen method of communication with outsiders a website called yogaesoteric.net.

The cure is simple:

Phase one

Take a squirt bottle like the one you use for spraying your bio and genetically not modified plants you use instead of medicine or the ones you grow as aphrodisiacs according to the unique and super-secret revelations of the greatest spiritual guide evar.

Phase two

Fill said bottle with vinegar. But be careful to use good vinegar. You can do a few or 7, or 21 or 49 or 7^7 blessings for it. You can also use a less potent 1:2 or weaker dilutions of this miracle cure-all.

Phase three

When you notice those evil chemtrails on the sky take the bottle in your right hand and go outside and after the mandatory consecration of this spiritual action hold the bottle up and start spraying vinegar at the sky.

In about 30 minutes or so, (about the same amount of time that it would take for those evil chemtrails to disappear without any action on your part) you will notice that they start dissapearing like magic.

But it is not magic. It is the perfect result of the perfect revelation that you've just had the priviledge of taking part in and about which you may not speak to anyone besides the other people who recieved this super secret initiation. Aka the people who were chosen by our unerring master to be worthy of receiving this information. You may know these people by asking them the appropriate password that is nothing like any dubious Freemason practice that we collectively must despise even though we only have our dear deluded and paranoid master's word to take it on.

Phase four

Look at the time you've spent on performing the above described action and multiply it by at least two and then sit down and do a meditation of gratitude towards our true god spiritual leader who is only a yoga teacher, just like your aerobics teacher, if you also have 49 day long tapases and do about 24 hours of continuous meditations and activities in honor of his/her birthday as well.

Optionally you can perform a short, but be sure to make it short, prayer of thanks to god the father, the only god that exists, except that he exist simultaneously in the form of all the possible Christian interpretations of the bible as well as all the legends of the Jews and what you like from Islam and last but not least the entire Hindu pantheon.

The collective WE of our spiritual masters multiple personalities, many of whom are insufferable grandiloquent assholes, wish you a perfect and spiritually supersonic practice.

A special message for the students of Satya's online course

2012-01-15T11:11:00.000-08:00

The following is a very special message for all of the members of NATHA, weather you be the all powerful leaders, truly dedicated slaves of the ashram, or simple students who are "only interested in the yoga practice".

This is a very special message, intended only for a select few.

That's because only those select few are stupid enough to not see how fucking manipulative such a behavior is. To such people allow me to point it out that the fact that a group that had to partially illegally flee from the homeland of yoga because of a scandal, who has the more than 20 years of scandals and has a wast amount of dubious events happen in it, which organizes a very special, online class, and is advertising it online via email to it's former victims and/or potential future victims is does not make itself look any better by telling said group that this event is super special and super secret and that they are in "group of selected few".

At least not without normal, sane, non-brainwashed people pointing the finger at them and laughing at the stupid stupid stupid paranoia of it all.

Is this the latest revelation in your little cult? To be incredibly ungrateful for a entirely free advertisement for your precious online class on a third party website? Shouldn't you have felt at least a tiny bit of gratitude for it? At least in your Anahata. At least in front of God.

Of course not. Because this is a business for you and bad press bring bad resonances I guess. LOL.

Or did the problem stems more form the fact that I pointed out that you are still a cult and will continue to be unless you change a lot of the things about how you operate? This latest reaction only supports that my dears, and your spiritual order to your followers to keep their mouths shut doesn't help you in presenting yourself as a pure and innocuous spiritual school.

Not with things like this:

This email is only for You. Please don't tell anybody else. We will have a special online meeting. ONLY THOSE WHO RECEIVED THE EMAIL ARE INVITED.

The whole let's keep thing secret is typical in your Romanian counterpart MISA as well and it is most certainly a cult tactic. So either shut up about the manipulations in the media and accusing others of being malignant and Freemasons or stop doing shit like this.

And just to make things clear: no you don't have to make all of your activities public and accessible to everyone. There is such a thing as privacy and I support everyone's right to it. Including that of cult members.

But when it comes to MISA/NATHA classes this does not apply because of the simple affirmation of many representatives of the cult, namely that there is nothing wrong in MISA. and that everyone is invited to come and see that all those evil gossip articles and all those evil calumnies spread about the cult in the mass media are 777% lies and all of the members of MISA/NATHA are in fact pure angels living on earth and working 24/7 for the salvation of humanity.

And of course you could deny access based on certain criteria. Like for example no matter how much I would like to participate in for example the Olympic games for discus throw I would not be allowed because I am not qualified. Or if I would like to simply walk in a meeting of the members of the board of any large company. I would be denied access.

And that's quite alright.

But a online yoga class? And a first one at that?! And I should not point out how ridiculous that looks?

You are living in a fantasy world aren't you?

What normal, sane reason would you have for that? Please I would appreciate and actual answer to this.

And sorry bullshit like: the special subtle charge of the initiation is lost if it is not done right and that's why you can only get it the way we give it to you and you will loose the special subtle charge of the initiation if you talk about it with people we don't allow you to talk to.

Unless you can prove that then please don't invoke stupid things like this because, well it makes you look stupid.

So let's recap. Unless you can prove that there is:

any other, sane reason for doing this besides you don't want yet another scandal and because you can't be bothered to do the right thing and clean up in your cult and instead you tell your disciples that they have to keep things a secret so that the outside world doesn't know just how unhealthy the group is
any difference between a super secret MISA initiation and one that the disciples are allowed to talk about with everyone
any actual, existing consequence to telling someone about a special secret initiation reserved to a select few difference besides you getting bad press again (see also point a.)

Hey I have no problem with you asking money for a service, but don't for a second pretend that this is some sort of special favor you're doing to a special select few in order to further their spiritual evolution.

Because it's not. And anyone naive enough to fall for it (again) deserves pity and is in need of help before you succeed in conning them out of their money or convince them to take unnecessary health risks based the advice of ~~Almighty GOD~~ their "spiritual guide" who had only a non-digital photograph of them to go on and is basing his entire diagnosis on that. Or to emotionally abuse them with "prophecies" of the end of the world and the various ways they are being poisoned by the evil outside world.

This is stupid and unfair and I will not shut up about it until it is taking place. Because that's what doing the right thing means. Not to twist facts and manipulate people so that they do what you want. That's abuse. Abuse of power and emotional abuse of the person involved. And neither or those has any place in a self declared spiritual school. You either are a spiritual school and do not behave like this or you are not a spiritual school and you behave like this. And write angry articles on your website repeating certain words with negative connotations about the people who dare to point this out.

Sexual abstinence

2012-01-10T07:20:00.000-08:00

I wonder if there's going to be a ban on sex in MISA, oh I'm sorry I mean a very special sexual abstinence program, right before the other end of the world, on December the 21st just like this one, in another cult*. You know to save the world.

A very special tapas consisting of 7 months/49 days/21 days/7 days/ 7 hours of sexual abstinence coupled with light offerings for Grieg and several hour long masturbation sessions in given times with imagining his face as clearly as possible. Lol.

Oh these cult leaders and their obsession with sex. And no, an overabundance and an overemphasis on sex is just as bad as demonizing it is. The excessive control and the rules dictated by someone, who is not directly involved in the act itself is the problem, not the permission or ban on sex.

*And yes, dear Monica and dear Magnus combining yoga techniques with Christian elements and your personal sexual preferences is just as much of a deviation form the original as the practices of the FLDS are a deviation from the Church of Later Day Saints. Deal with it. After all it's not the only thing that makes your little group a cult, so no matter how hard you shake your head and yell lalalalala-I-can't-hear-you, MISA is still a cult. And need I point out the ~~accusations~~ sentence of the FLDS leader Warren Jeffs? I hope not.

Troll yoga

2012-01-04T11:24:00.000-08:00

The years off to a great start.
Seriously at this point I'm convinced that yogaesoteric and MISA in general is simply trolling, nothing more. I finally figured out the actual unique spiritual revelation given in this organization and it's called troll yoga.
Publishing in all seriousness an article about some bs that was disproved over 16 years ago by a eleven year old child can't be possibly a serious article. This is the definition of trolling.

But maybe this is only a pretense for people to search for Emily who grew up to be a hell of Shakti. I can definitely appreciate that. But come the fuck on! You're supposed to be a serious spiritual school.

Put the internets down and walk away from the keyboard if it's that difficult of a concept for you to grasp.

It's 2012

2012-01-03T03:15:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year everyone!

Hey it's 2012. You know the one that according to some will be the last one mankind will see. Because the world will end on december 21st THIS year! RUN!

Or the last un-spiritual one according to others. Depends how you want to interpret the end part of the end of the world claim. Aka if you have the balls you say that people will die and major cataclysmic events will happen. If you're more chicken you will say that that date will be the start of a new spiritual, much more subtle change, but that it will influence humanity in equal measure. More simply put it doesn't matter if you can't see it (both literally and figuratively), or don't feel it the change has happened and you're simply an idiot if you don't see this (And of course we don't have any evidence for this, nor are we willing to even lift a finger to do such a preposterous thing. Evidence is for inferior people)

This later is only a problem for those who claim (and my favorite cult MISA is in this category) that all those who are unworthy and/or unable to perceive this great translation into the heaven on earth era (Satya Yuga) will literally die on the 21st of December this year.

We'll see about that. And no a last minute change in the prophecy does not make the prophecy more true but more wrong. And all you will achieve with every single modification in your beliefs about the apocalypse and with every single meditation or ritual that you will perform or introduce this year is to turn the knife in the hearts of your believers who are/were brainwashed enough to believe this shit when you first picked it up from some stupid website a few years ago, and who were hoping for a better future or were actually scared because of it. So think about that. And be very careful what you dare to say about the topic. I'll be watching. Not with my big, evil, feeemason, satanic, all seeing eye, but with something much more dangerous for people like you: reason and critical thought.

So here's the year's first article recommendation that addresses the main claims made by 2012 believers.

Apocalypse not now: 2012 doomsday predictions debunked by NASA. It addresses the more mainstream claims but counting all the claims made up until this point by MISA, most of these are included.

Oh and another thing: the deadline for revelations about 2012 ended on December 31st 2001. No more additions, amendments, modifications are acceptable. If the claims made until that point prove to be false by or after December 21st then that proves them wrong and no excuses are accepted.

Yes this line is drawn by me, but it is not at random and it is not because I'm mean. There has to be a line and since the prophets of 2012 have not bothered to reveal such a deadline I am more than happy to do this for them.

I think one full year is a nice deadline. After all if this all is arranged by some form of personal god that cares enough for people to tell them this beforehand then I think that he/she/it would have the compassion to give people time to finish their business here on Earth before that date.

And even if this is not the case then it still would be a good idea to have a deadline, otherwise the prophets 2012 can simply put out a statement retracting everything and declaring that it was all a joke and that us evil unbelievers were the ones that said that anything bad will ever happen and withdraw form any scrutiny.

There is plenty of precedent ofr this so that's a good enough reason for me to not trust them. Sure let's run with the hypothesis that the world will literally or figuratively end on December 21st 2012. But that hypothesis will be put to the test on that date. No excuses and no backtracking. Any attempt at such a move equals to a fail.

Happy holidays everyone

2011-12-25T08:00:00.000-08:00

Happy holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah, winter solstice, Mōdraniht, Yalda, Saturnalia, Festivus, Malkh, and what ever else you're celebrating.

Satya yoga center update

2011-12-23T12:10:00.000-08:00

So there was that whole scandal back in June which resulted in the MISA/NATHA teachers fleeing from the homeland of yoga, India and they went back to their nice and comfortable home base where not only they are not considered a cult, but are actually subsidized by the city and get monetary support for their activities. Great! But here comes the second chapter of this action saga in spirituality.

The next phase, let's call it MISA takes over India 2.0 the online version.

Emanuel and Angela, the perfectly harmonious manifestation of the male and female archetypes aka a male and a female cult member with a certain status in the cult's Danish branch, wrote a newsletter to their victims letting them know that they intend to hold online courses in the future via Skype.

The classes will also include the famous Tantra classes as well.

The ad contains the usual condescending instructions regarding the most basic aspects of this event, but that's nothing new. What is new on the other hand is the fact that they are offering it for free, at least for the time being (the latter is not my mean spirited addition but it is specified in their letter).

In case you're interested the classes will be:

On Wednesdays for the 2nd and the 3rd year starting from 7 PM Indian time (exactly which Indian time I don't know because it's not specified but considering that their only center was in Chennai I'm going to assume that by Indian time they mean local time in that city)

On Thursdays there will be the Tantra courses also form 7 PM.

The first class was supposed to be on the 22nd of December this year but I have no news of how it went so if anyone knows about that I am more than happy to post an update to this and write about that. That unless you are not sworn to absolute secrecy about the contents of the course, like you've been or will eventually be in most information given out by the cult.

And as an interesting tidbit, one of the letters is closed off with the following:

We sincerely look forward to connecting regularly with you our dear Indian spiritual family again.

Am I the only one who got goosebumps from that last bit?

So apparently MISA/NATHA has not given up on penetrating (yes you can think of the other meaning of the word too) the yoga market in India. Allow me to take this opportunity to warn any of you who are not familiar with the group and are maybe considering taking at leas a few of the free classes:

this group is still a cult. You can signs up for their bs and even practice it as much as you'd like, but keep in mind that they are not a harmless organization.

You will no doubt be subjected to their extreme paranoia from the get go and they will tell you that they had to leave India because of the worldwide evil, satanic, Freemason conspiracy against them, their divine purpose and their living enlightened spiritual guide of a cult leader.

MISA is a cult and it has been so for a long time. Do not have any delusions about them.

They have proven especially this year that not only are they not willing to be nice (by rejoicing over the death of tens of thousands of people and praying for more to die), but also that they are more than willing to severely punish anyone who dares to criticize them in any way (see the case of Mihai Rapcea now former MISA cult member).

Do not have delusions about how you can stick to the yoga practice because this is not the goal of the cult. Their goal is not to teach yoga but to get you to accept the weird ideas of their leader and to submit yourself to his will and eventually use you for their purposes (for example telling you for who you should vote. The fact that they do not have enough brainwashed disciples in your country does not mean that they are not willing to do this and when they have enough people they are not planing to actually do this. I know because I was a part of it).

So be careful. You can see what it's about, and I encourage you to do so if you do not believe me, and you can always come and tell me about it (or write me an email) and show me how wrong I am, and trust me I would be the happier if this was the case. But it's not.

Straying form the officially dictated way to do things is not acceptable. The local branches (and the Danish one especially) are not independent from the unquestionable will of the dictator Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru. In the last couple of years several national (see the watered down version of this here) and international branches have broken off from the cult because of disagreements with it's leader (the latest one is the branch in Italy). And almost all of them were severely criticized by the master himself and were declared demonic and evil. This year they even organized a several day long gathering during their summer spiritual retreat during which the master via pre-recorded messages read out loud his accusations against specific yoga teachers from the "school" and at the end they were supposed to come forward and defend themselves against the accusations. Problem is that according to the only person among the accuses who was present at the event he only got invited (or rather ordered to come) but was not told what was going to happen during the event and he was already not involved with the cult at the time.

See the case of Monica Ceşa about whom the master declared that she got cancer because she dared to speak ill of him. Or the case of former important cult members Claudiu and Simona Trandafir who also dared to express doubts about the divinity of Gregorian Bivolaru and who were subsequently declared to have failed spiritual tests and demonic. Or the latest of them all the case of a simple student, but one who being a lawyer helped the cult and it's leader out in many cases, but now decided to do the unthinkable and to write a few blog posts on his personal blog criticizing MISA and with the help of a reader of his blog uncovered a fraud undertaken by the cult. This while he was a member. He has in a short time declared demonic and was expelled from of the "spiritual school" called MISA. This and many more cases like this are what's installed for you if you decide to join this organization. And this is the type of organization that you will be helping to promote with either your time and volunteer-work or with your money. I'd say that they are not worth either of those. And especially after their latest actions they are not even worth your respect. So be careful and keep your eyes open if you do decide to join them.

Oh, and tell me about it if you feel like it.

End of the world or not in 2012 (article recommendation)

2011-12-15T05:41:00.000-08:00

An interesting article about the so called end of the world prophecies of 2012.

The official statement by the National Institute of Anthropological History of Mexico can be found here in Spanish.

The most interesting aspect, that I've personally not thought of until this point, is:

"We have to be clear about this. There is no prophecy for 2012," said Erik Velasquez, an etchings specialist at the the National Autonomous University of Mexico (UNAM). "It's a marketing fallacy."
The National Institute of Anthropological History in Mexico has been trying to quell the barrage of forecasters predicting the apocalypse. "The West's messianic thinking has distorted the world view of ancient civilizations like the Mayans," the institute said in a statement.

Looking at this only form the perspective of the change in the direction of propaganda in MISA and disregarding the mainstream beliefs about 2012 this is a startling realization.

Just think of the latest cycle of events like the start of the so called charismatic movement, all the propaganda about the apparition of Mary and her revelations, the entire NO apocalypse program etc.

I wonder what the excuse will be that the world didn't end. No matter what the end is redefined as. I am curious either way what the justification will be.

Will it be a world saving meditation? That seems the tendency at this point with the no apocalypse program.

Or will they just simply declare that the big spiritual jump did actually happen and only those evil people that do not believe can't see it. Like we saw in the case of this years end of the world star Harold Camping.

Or something entirely different?

Either way I'm curious. But simple silence and/or a simple misdirection attempt with some new scandal for the yogis to focus on will not do. Until then the countdown can be seen to the right and when the date will come and go without anything that was claimed happening (care to make a million euro wager on that Magnus?) the clock will be changed to a counter until the point at which a sufficient response and the absolutely necessary apology will be published in the same official manner as all the propaganda was.

The cover image of "The Mystic Lady"

2011-12-09T03:13:00.001-08:00

So it turns out that those evil demon possessed and just so pure evil and rat-like people who dare to write anonymously against the most perfect and entirely spiritual school - with the ultimate divine mission and who always sign their articles ans always use their real names doing so - have found the original image that was used on the cover of the fake book titled "The Mystic Lady" and that was either attributed wrongly to the author or it was entirely plagiarized minus a few chapters on golden showers the main passion of MISA cult leader Gregorian Bivolaru and who has been working very hard on getting this particular fetish not only accepted but made mandatory in current society.

Hey I'm all for your sexual liberty, old man, and you can do what ever you can convince your 5000+ lovers to do with you when you are alone with them (or with several of them) but if you guys had your way:

children wouldn't get vaccinated

poisoning yourself if you're sick would be mandatory

meditation would substitute actual treatment

as well as chewing on plants selected by a non doctor and non expert in any shape or form of biology

yoga would be mandatory in schools

geology and astronomy would be replaced with the hollow earth ~~theory~~ sci-fi idea

civic's class would be replaced with neo-nazi propaganda

etc. I could go on but that's not the topic at hand.

The images published in the official article on the official website as the official response to the criticism published by (now former) MISA student Mihai Rapcea and which contains an image of the cover of the book (that looks painfully faked at this point) that the officials of the cult declared (in said articles as well as an official statement read out loud during the yoga classes organizes by the cult) that was the source of the translation and that is followed to the letter by the Romanian language edition titled "Doamna miracolului" (The Miracle Lady or something like that).

The original image used on the cover can be found here.

The same images was used on the cover of a book also about tantra by Indra Sinha titled The Great Book of Tantra. You can find it here (Amazon).

And one forum member noticed the explanation of the symbolism of the image as follows in a passage from the above mentioned book:

"Page 85: The reddish brown color of the woman (priestess, goddess) probably indicates that she is menstruating. She holds two tridents (symbol of Shiva) in her hands but touches two lingams with her feet; while her yoni is approached by more lingams. The nose of Shiva (blue face) is a lingam; his lolling tonge (often said to be a phallic symbol) seems to continue into the lingam (red glans) on the woman's chest; possibly indicating cunnilingus. The whole seems to suggest a sexual ritual with several man focusing on one woman; especially the powers of her menstrual yoni."

So there's a nice symbolism there for you dear MISA disciples: the illustration on the cover of one of the most important books for your beliefs if a menstruating woman and represents the sacred and tantric ritual associated with this. How does that supposed to fit in with the absolute imperative of yours of no woman shall ever have any menstruation if she wants to be like our not at all in conflict with thou shall not have any other gods before me Christian faith goddess Shakti or the Holy Ghost or the Eternal Feminine.

I'm sorry, but I can't be the one that got the impression form all the MISA propaganda that a truly tantric woman, who is like Shakti and is truly feminine, has no menstruation, under no condition and that having a menstruation is absolutely wrong and can have no good come of it.

So which is it? Did the original publisher make a grave mistake by choosing this as the cover?

Or did the people from MISA who put this as the cover image of the fake book make the mistake?

Or was this somehow the message that all that talk of the absolute necessity of you not having a menstrual cycle is reconsidered and not that serious anymore like you know the magnetic north being the geographic south according to the (truly) shocking revelation by your dear cult leader?

Or are you going to admit that you just threw this entire thing together in two days using Photoshop (or some other similar software)? The truth would be nice at some point. And let me repeat this (like a mantra maybe it gets through to you guys one day):

there is nothing wrong with having kinks when it comes to sex. Just be honest about it. You don't have to lie. You don't have to make up fake justifications for it. You don't have to do any of that.

Just say it honestly: I as a spiritually aware person in connection with my deities (and yes that has to be plural) feel that this is a good and spiritual thing to do.

And that's it. And I will be the first one who defends your right to do so.

But I will never support this type of behavior that consists of lying and covering it up with another even larger lie and then punishing (and unless you denounce 80% of your beliefs excluding Mihai Rapcea from all of your activities for three years, almost one year before the great spiritual transition into the Satya Yuga to come on December the 21st 2012, is a punishment considering that you consider leaving the cult as a grave spiritual fall and that brings along demon attacks and will ruin your life unless you repent. Literally) the only person you can identify and to whom you can do this to and calling all the others names while you preach about non-violence (including using bad words, tell me again how the fuck is calling someone a rat repeatedly and using negative sounding adjectives when you refer to them different from a spiritual perspective than calling them an asshole. Is it just the arbitrary sounds and letters that make up the words that make the huge difference? Seriously?) and claim you support open discourse in your ~~school~~ cult.

The latest MISA revelation

2011-12-03T03:00:00.000-08:00

A fresh new article on the official website of the cult called MISA reveals to us the answer to the question that has been bugging us ever since that conference by the leader of the cult titled The Good News more precisely why is it alright for people that call themselves spiritual and yogis can rejoice over the deaths of fellow human beings. And here you have the answer:

volume 6 of John's gospel, where it says that when someone is attacked and his life is put in danger, he can defend himself with all necessary means.

The above quote refers to the so called chem-trails (for a definition and description given by the cult see the article above) that the official representatives of MISA that publish on the official website declared based on rumors and conspiracy ideas from the internet, that they are a means to poison the population of the Earth, of course motivated by the need of the perfectly controlled and administered satanic organization (in the eyes of the yogis of MISA) called Freemasons and lately Illuminati to do bad things for the sake of doing bad things.

Something that is not mentioned in the article and to this moment was not declared anywhere in any official manner is the microscopic problem of where these Freemasons will go if according to their own orders the entire planet will be poisoned.

I have my own hypothesis about this (and I have the decency to call it that and not a divine and unquestionable revelation) that the leaders of MISA believe in the ideas promoted by David Icke and more specifically that the Illuminati/Freemasons are in fact evil aliens that want to take over humanity and that are currently disguised as the leaders of the world.

I say this based on the fact that publishing houses controlled by MISA published David Icke's books and these books were (and most likely still are) sold in an official manner during the events organized by MISA and the meditations and revelations about the Galactic Federation (or what it was called) of beneficial aliens to whom the Christian students of MISA who practice a form of sport that is in no way in conflict with their religious beliefs (according to the official position of the cult), prayed to so that these aliens come to the Earth and save them form the evil aliens.

So what is the message of this article? In my opinion, considering the events of the past years and especially those of the last few months, MISA wants to convince it's followers, aka the cult's faithful members, that:

1. everything that is declared in an official manner by the leaders of the cult is the absolute truth and it can not be questioned irrespective of the conditions ans especially irrespective of the facts that the followers is aware of because such a behavior is punished in the most severe manner

2. all those who dare to express their opinion that is not in perfect concordance with the official position have to be eliminated from the cult

3. the follower has to do everything the cult's leaders tell him/her to do

4. there is an ongoing war between the Freemasons ans the cult called MISA in which the followers of the cult are the warriors of good and the Freemasons and those who are not in agreement with the cult are the warriors of evil or Satan himself

5. in this war everything is allowed and all tools at the followers disposal are allowed and supported by the word of Jesus and the word of Grieg. In the example above the all the tools at their disposal are permitted is supported by a passage from a Gnostic gospel and that has been translated and adapted according to the taste of the cult'l leaders and sold or given as a present in the same cult in an official manner that suggests it is a part of the official doctrine of the school.

One question remains:

are we seeing the beggining if a transformation of the cult MISA into a group of religious terrorists like Aum Shinrikyo/Aleph?

And if so can they still be stopped before they really do something bad against the commoners and the enemies of the cult, declared demonic by the leaders if MISA?

Is there such a things as reincarnation (video recommendation)

2011-11-22T10:24:00.001-08:00

I'm not really into the format or how it's handled but you might be interested in this (rather light) discussion about reincarnation.

If you like, let me know in the comments what you think after watching the video.

5x1 = 5 or hidden mystical significance?

2011-11-12T06:33:00.001-08:00

So yesterday was the 11 day of the 11th month of (no, not the year 11 but the year) 2011.

So what, you might think, and you would be right.

But as we saw exemplified by our favorite little cult some people, "many of them with college education and some with doctoral titles" think that numbers are magic and eventually a magic ritual performed on a magic date (if you want to read the numerology BS of MISA click here) will result in the literal deaths of tens of thousands of the imagined enemies of a group of non-meat eating people because that (eating meat) would contradict the non-violence principle of yoga. But praying for the death of others and rejoicing over the death of other human beings via atomic bombing in a subterranean closed place is very spiritual and in no way conflicting with the principle of non-violence.* Makes perfect sense doesn't it?

So on this special day the superstitious (and malicious) performed a ritual (to ask their imaginary friend to kill their enemies) and more rational people wrote articles like this.

What did you do on this (not) special day?

*the first claim is made by MISA leader Gregorian Bivolaru based on some crazy conspiracy website he was told about (I highly doubt that he actually read it himself because I've heard him speck English), the second one is my personal opinion based on the fact that I am a human being who doesn't jump from joy when I hear that other people have died. Hey maybe I'm too demonic and not in tone with "teh spiritual" to get how that is compatible with the claim of being spiritual and a yogi and in tune with god's mind.

Mihai Stoian and the difficulties of logic and language

2011-11-11T03:06:00.000-08:00

Language and logic are apparently to extremeley difficult subjects for astro(logy)-physicist Mihai Stoian leader of MISA's northern European branch NATHA.

Here's the latest pearl from his personal blog:

In contrast to the common notion of a flash mob which is based more on anarchy than spontaneity, and which reflects the current mediocre and decadent state of art today, Anima Mundi’s ‘flash mob’ performances at the metro were extremely well thought out and planned down to the last detail. Consequently, they gave room for the divine spontaneity to manifest, allowing the hearts of the audience to open up to the sublime resonances which the performers manifested through their beings. In a place which is usually reserved for the fleeting passing of people busy about their daily activities, their minds filled with a myriad of thoughts and ideas as they hurry on to the future, the unusual presence of the archangels and angels momentarily turned the mundane into something profoundly spiritual, transporting those who stopped to watch the marvel unfold into a sacred world where sublime aspirations and divine revelations reign.

Source.

I highlighted the important part.

So Mihai what was that? Something was planned out to the very last detail and that let the divine spontaneity to manifest? What? Does that divine have OCD? Or what?

Oh questions like these have good MISA yogis going for years and years. The incomprehensible mysteries of logic and common sense.

God please kill all those whom I don't like

2011-11-08T02:59:00.000-08:00

In an interesting (and according toMISA beliefs impossible) synchronicity the MISA affiliated DeliaCarreon from the Open your heart project wrote a decent piece aboutthe notion of forgiveness on her blog. You can read that here.

The synchronicity is that I just readthis after reading the partial transcript and listening to thepartial audio of the latest of Gregorian Bivolaru's (MISA's spiritualleader) conferences about the extraordinary good news that over60.000 people have died in an atomic bomb attack by the US armycertain gigantic underground cities. You can download the first part of the conference here. And here's a partial transcript with the most gruesome details highlighted (it's in Romanian).

Why do I say that this is an impossiblesynchronicity according to MISA beliefs? Because according to popularMISA superstition (I use the term superstition because this notionhas 0 evidence besides the active imaginations of MISA students)synchronicities only happen to you if you are on a right path and aredoing god's will. And since I'm writing this and I regularly visitand write on the most demonic website on the entire demonic andpreponderantly yang Internet and since I have left the only true andright spiritual path that exists (aka MISA) that means that I havefailed certain (but never mentioned and never explained) spiritualtests and I have brought on myself demons that torture me I couldnever ever experience such a divine blessing.

Well.....

This is going to be a long rant, so read at your own discretion.

The even more interesting aspect ofthis is that the master himself has written several articles aboutthe notion of forgiveness and that has seemingly been thrown out thewindow.

The events of the last few days havegot me thinking and I have thought of a challenge to my former fellowyogis.

The challenge to all of you MISAdisciples/students/members/etc. is a simple one. It is not a millionEuro challenge like the one's that your leaders and your spiritualguide keeps making for years now, but a spiritual challenge. Let'scall it a spiritual test.

The challenge is this: forgive theFreemasons and do at least a 49 day tapas of lighting at least onecandle per day, offering it's light for the souls of the 60.000 peoplethat died in those gigantic underground cities, and do at least oneblessing for the souls of these people. Optionally you can pray forthe souls of these people so that they may go onto a higher plane ofexistence and be with the gods you pray to.

On the last day of the tapas, the 49^thday do at least 49 blessings for these souls.

None of what I'm proposing is out ofthe ordinary for you. After all you (at least the most dedicated onesamong you) do this every year, 49 days before the 12 the of March forone person named Gregorian Bivolaru.

You have undertaken similar actionsalso for single individuals among your peers.

Oh and do not participate in the ritual prescribed by your master and that is obviously a ritual asking the only true god you all claim to believe in to keep killing people. Might I, the evil demonic one remind you that according to your own beliefs forgiveness and doing a positive action is considered more Christian and more worthy of a self proclaimed spiritual person than doing a ritual praying for the deaths of other human beings. If you do not see why this is wrong you have serious problems.

Then at least have the decency to stop calling yourselves spiritual people or Christians.

Now if you actually consider yourselvesspiritual beings and feel that you have a relationship with the onlygod that exists and that this relationship has changed your life forthe better and made you a better person than the ordinary man orwoman in today's society that consumes mainstream media and has sexwith ejaculation or loss of energy in the case of women, then youshould not have any problems with this suggestion.

If you feel outraged that such aproposal should even be thought of, let alone that you yourself as asensitive, spiritual and godly yogi should do such a thing, may Isuggest that you do at least a 15 minute meditation on the topic ofthat. Try to examine why you, personally (insert your full namehere) feel that you (insert your full name here) value the life andthe afterlife of one single individual that you happen to have heardof opposed to the lives of tens of thousands of other human beingslike yourself.
And if you reading this feel the instinct to rejectall these ideas and say to yourself: but those people are not like myfellow yogis, they are not like my beloved master, they are not likeme, they are evil. They are Satan worshipers. They are bad people. Orsomething along these lines, might I suggest that you examine thesource of these informations and do a little soul searching (ameditation on the topic) and see why do you think that the entireexistence of tens of thousands of people can be judged based solelyon rumors on the Internet and an authoritarian proclamation by oneman currently called Magnus Aurolsson.

Think about these things and decidewhich group you want to be a part of: the group that practicesforgiveness and love or the group that spouts hatred and rejoicesover the deaths of other human beings. Try to decide as best as youcan and using the tools you like which is the more spiritualattitude: to forgive and to love or to hate and rejoice over thesuffering and death of others.

And maybe consider which group isworse: a group that supposedly existed (but for which there is no evidence) or the person who clearly exists and has made itabundantly clear that in such a situation he decided to hate and not to forgive and not to love and has encouraged you (insert your full name here)to do the same. You can do a meditation with god and ask him toreveal the right answer to this question or try to do a meditationwith your spiritual master and see of he is actually someone whorejoices over the deaths of your fellow human beings.
Either way this is something you personally need to do. You can not say that I refrain from taking either position in this question and I'll just continue to focus on the hatha yoga practice at the MISA yoga courses. You can not do that. After this point if you support this organization with your time, money or both, you are part of the problem and you are just as unmoral as Gregorian Bivolaru.

To help you in this challenge you havethe years of yoga practice that you already have under your belt tolean upon, but just in case that isn't enough or you are confused anddon't know where to start here let me (the demonic one) recommend yousome of the writings of your own school's members on the topic:

Here'sDeria Carreon's method.

An articleabout Angels of Forgiveness.

An articleabout the art of blessing and the role of forgiveness in theeffectiveness of the method.

An articleabout compassion.

An article(supposedly) by the same Gregorian Bivolaru that held that conferenceabout rejoicing about the death of other humans. (now the logicalconclusion after this is that either those articles onyogaesoteric.net signed Gregorian Bivolaru aren't actually written byhim and the conferences are after all he himself reads them, orremember those supposedly false and politically motivated diagnosticsof Gregorian Bivolaru being a schizophrenic)

Lessonsof love for each zodiac. Your spiritual master Gregorian Bivolaruis supposedly of the Pisces zodiac. Check out his lesson in love andtry to see if that is what he is actually doing with his actions inthe past days.

An articleabout how to discern what is a spiritual test and an existentialcrisis (the author's words not mine).

Another articeby Gregorian Bivolaru about the mysteries of sympathy, empathy and aword I am unable to find in a dictionary of the Romanian language.

An articleabout the heart chakra and it's mysterious aspects.

Note that I only gave you sources fromyour own school's teachings. No outside sources, no other lessdivinely guided opinions, but the words sanctioned by your ownmaster. But I'm sure you can find some on your own.

You can leave a comment on this postabout your results.

Oh and one last thing. If knowing allthese, if you decide to participate in thenext prayer to the only god that exists, and ask Him to kill people who yourcult leader doesn't like, in my opinion you deserve no respect now orever again. If there is more than on person present on thatmalevolent and truly satanic ritual and does not clearly object to ithe/she and all the others present are more evil and more malevolentthan all those imagined Freemasons that your dear master imaginesspend their precious time persecuting him and his little cult'sfollowers.

Consider that.

If you take on my challenge above andfeel the need to do a little more then here's the second part of thechallenge: go to the event and express your objection clearly and foreveryone to hear. If you fail to do this I can understand, fear andintimidation are classic tools of cults and MISA uses themfrequently. But in that case at least do not participate in theevent. Do not let them guilt you into doing it (they have no right todo so and you can tell them this to their face. If they get upsettell them it's their demons that are torturing them not you) so thatthey can use your mere physical presence there to justify malevolentand satanic rituals like this in the future.

If you decide to not follow this simpleand reasonable advice you are a hypocrite and you should be ashamedof yourself. The very reason that that deluded, literally mentallyill person named Gregorian Bivolaru has managed to have such power isbecause people like you exist and are doing his biding. If you callthis spirituality and you think that there is nothing wrong with thisthen you are also deluding yourself. If you prefer such a positioninstead of freedom and love and compassion you are truly undeservingof the most basic of respect.

They can believe what they want if

2011-10-04T02:15:00.000-07:00

There's no harm in any of the beliefs held by MISA students/disciples/sympathizers/what ever they are called this year.

There's no harm in them believing the things they believe since they are nice people and aren't hurting anyone.

There's no harm in them believing silly things without good basis.

Etc are heard left and right from nice old ladies in Herculane and Costineşti around the time of the MISA camps. Plus the eventual outbreak of Orthodox pride specific to Romanian Orthodox believers, especially if they are of a certain generation and of a certain age, nameley: they can do what ever they want during these gatherings because it looks inoffensive enough to me, but only if it is according to the bible. If not they can go to hell.

Well maybe they won't express it in these exact words, but something like that.

This has become the dominant attitude towards MISA in the last couple of years. Which (in my opinion also) is a huge step forward from the crazy and unsubstantiated judgments that were given out also left-and-right after the whole media scandal in 2004.

Don't get me wrong there is still plenty of things wrong with MISA as a belief system and as a group, but I'd still rather have a well documented and rationed set of objections to them instead of "I heard something along the lines of ..." (insert something that scares my insecure little ego here, and why I feel the need to defend it with vehement religious fundamentalism even though I don't really practice any of the beliefs of my religion in my day-to-day life and/or with vehement nationalism that I also don't practice if I meet a nice foreign national that is willing to talk to me nicely and/or give me money).

What the outsider usually doesn't know about the actual beliefs held by MISA students, (most of them held only after a sufficient amount of time and after the sufficient amount of ~~brain washing~~ teaching was done) are far from the common man's Orthodoxy.

The attitude in MISA towards religions and god is about as follows:

All religions are correct and the good yogi practices something from every religion he/she has heard of, precisely because of the fundamental MISA philosophy of never ask rational questions and never-ever criticize what you hear, and so believe every claim that comes your way.

Add to this the other ever popular MISA practice of selecting only specific things out of each tradition, namely the one's they personally like, or the one's that were deemed good by Gregorian "only a yoga teacher, but who is literally worshiped as a guru of authentic yogic tradition by his followers in no absence allowed ever-ever groups" Bivoalru.

This of course results in a plethora of crazy, and in front of which the MISA student faces two options: he/she either goes along and starts believing every silly thing that he/she ever hears from now on, without question, or (and this is usually the rout taken by the more intelligent students, with more education) he/she refines the idea of god to the level of barely existent and usually a form of vague pantheism.

Now this is far from the belief of the common Romanian citizen, but that of course is also seen as a good thing, because in the cult the common man, the common believer, is seen as someone who doesn't have the spiritual insight and good karma to have access to the more refined (or with MISA lingo subtle) aspects of god.

So in the end the concept of god is reduced to a vague idea and feeling and that the believers think is beyond scrutiny. Well it's still not.
Sorry but no matter how strongly you believe in it, no matter how strongly you feel [sic!] all the wonderful spiritual states that are transmitted with simple or triple occult power by some old guy, or how abstract and un-testable you try to make your claims about this idea of god (that is still one god and hence is still perfectly compatible with the Christian religion of the yoga student, but that also includes manifestation's of god [sic!] in the form of various Hindu gods and goddesses) it still can be criticized.

This especially in newage circles (of which MISA is a part of) is used in combination with the (fallacious) argument that goes something like this:

but there are scientist who believe in god as well.

Science proves that there is god.

There are questions that science can't answer (and questions that science can't even ask in the opinion of these people).

And so only spirituality (and only my version of it, not those embarrassing suicide bombers or Jehovah's witnesses or the evil Freemasonic/reptilian Catholic church) as I define it holds the answers to these questions that are (of course) much more important then silly questions science tries to answer with actual experimentation and research like: is there such a thing as a Higgs boson or how could we make a working neural net or a quantum computer or how could we use genetics to feed the starving hundreds of millions of people in the so called third world or how could we colonize the Solar System all the way to the last (eight!) planet Neptune.

Well to these type of arguments I say read this article. And don't forget to keep the exact same amount of open mind that you expect to get for your claims of the supernatural.

September 5th (post camp cultish celebration)

2011-09-12T03:25:00.000-07:00

Well the big camp is officially over but of course being a cult and all the good devoted members can't help but hold a separate cultish celebration in order to thank the great and oh so gracious master for the camp.

According to official MISA position GB isn't reveared as a god or the second after Jesus or a guru or anything like that. He's only a yoga teacher. The only true yoga teacher at MISA at that but hey.

Well here's proof of the contrary (notice the not so subtle hints in the email):

According to an internal email by MISA astrologer Bartha Zoltál from Cluj there will be a special gratitude meditation to Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru for the camp in Costineşti.

Here's the translation of the email sent by mr. Bartha to the MISA disciples in Cluj. Translation by me.

From: Zoltan Bartha
.....

My friends,

Last night the Yogic Spiritual Vacation Camp ended with a series of meditations among which the apotheosis (at least for me) was "Intense, ample and deep awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious energy of the attribute of god God's divine liberation", which was from 20 o'clock. I was very glad to see that to these last meditations many people stayed, and the extraordinary atmosphere generated the sentiment of a divine celebration.

I wish to announce or remind those of you that already know this, that today, the 5th of September, from 14:00 - 14:30 at the conference field there will be a "Meditation of gratitude to our spiritual guide, Grieg".

No matter where you are, we ask each of you to dedicate this moment (14:00 - 14:30) in your heart to our spiritual guide.

Remember that these revelations, courses, spiritual integrations camps, etc exist because of two reasons: the infinite love of the spiritual guide, inspired by God the Father and the aspiration of those of us who intuitively feel or recognize this. I wish you a divinely inspired meditation!

BARTHA ZOLTAN

Source

So let's add that to the program of the camp: the final ritual to worship Gregorian Bivolaru as a form of the divine who holds the exclusive key of his disciples ability to access god. Nice.

Phase 2

2011-09-10T06:34:00.000-07:00

After that marathon of blogging all the way through August and the very busy few months before I've decided to take a little break.

But don't worry it's not going to be like the one before where I don't write anything for months.

If something interesting comes along I will write about it or post a link to it.

I've even thought of following the good example of MISA bloggers and recommend articles by others. Of course with the appropriate modification of giving the link and not copy-pasting it like it's my own work. A sort of weekly selection of links maybe? I haven't decided yet.

As for the future, and phase 2 of the blog, I thought I'll do a little proofreading of the post published up until this point as well as continuing (and maybe translating it to English and Romanian) the series I started to write about the problems with MISA (originally in Hungarian here).

I'll try to do a summary of arguments and try to write up a deconstruction by topics. But that's the future.

I wanted to do this for a while now. I have no idea how long it's going to take or even if I'm going to finish it. I'm just going to take a little break now and hopefully come back with more ideas for the future (and maybe less rambling and ranting).

Until then I wish you a nice, cult and superstition free life.

MISA and Cancer

2011-09-09T03:19:00.000-07:00

Articles like this only prove that all those doctors at MISA somehow are kept separately from the people that write the articles on the official website of the biggest spiritual school in the world.

Oh, and this is in no way a unique case. There's a whole category of articles like this. Now that's persistent misinformation right there.

Well here's the weekly revelation via Mahashakti regarding the topic.

Click to see larger image.

September 4th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-09-04T17:00:00.000-07:00

Afternoon spiritual program

12:00 – 13:50 Conference by Mihai Stoian and Mircea Morariu titled: Fundamental steps in the superior yoga: Dharana and Dhyana.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: I feel that I am permanently embraced by God and at the same time I have Him in me.

Special spiritual program

New meditations and conferences by Gregorian Bivolaru

17:00 – 19:50 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru (2 hours 50 minutes)

20:00 – 20:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and deep awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious energy of the attribute of god God's divine liberation.

20:35 – 21:25 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – continued (50 minutes)

21:30 – 22:00 Exemplification: The state of gratitude towards God the Father.

22:05 – 22:55 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – continued (50 minutes)

23:00 – 23:30 Meditation: Gradual resorption of the subtle spiritual field of the yogic vacation camp®-Costineşti 2011

Now I never understood why this needs to be done. Does this special field exist only during the camps? So does this give it it's exclusivity? Is this the reason that you just needed to participate in this camp otherwise you wouldn't have had access to all those nice states? No access to god? To higher spiritual states?

And there you have it. The famous MISA yoga camp in all it's twisted, strange, pretentious glory. If you think this is something you'd enjoy you can sign up in a few days for the yoga class, but be prepared to pay through the nose. And remember starting form the second year you can't miss more than a few classes per year and you can never ask actual questions and ask for actual evidence for their claims. Stick to these rules and smile no matter what, and repress every natural emotion and reaction you have and do your best to change your basic fundamental personality and you'll have no problem. And only a few years like this maybe you'll be able to fully enjoy every single twisted event in these camps.

Summary

What did we see during this camp?

Several presentations about judeo-christian topics like angels and god.
Meditations and initiation with/into the mantras of various Hindu gods.
The trance ritual and initiation.
The famous beauty contest.
The usual spiral meditations.
A new evangelical-christian movement inside MISA.
Aliens that did not show up (again).
One concert (in past years there were more concerts during the summer camp) and a few theater performances.

And probably other things that are not known to the outsiders.
Does that seem harmonious to you? It doesn't to me. Not even like this; arranged by categories, unlike the MISA version where all of the above mixed together in a hallucinatory order.

So what was I left with after all these years of listening to conferences by an enlightened master and his disciples And all those yoga camps.

Well with nothing really.

I still could not tell you what god is like, or if he exists or what all these long sermons were about because they are so ambiguous and so dragged out, so-so boring that I was left with absolutely 0 memorable arguments or ideas form any of them.
And I took notes like a good little student that I was (taking notes was not forbidden at the time), and I still could not tell you what MISA's actual teaching is about when it comes to god(s). It's a collection of everything. And still a collection that tells you nothing. Gives you nothing but some small bits of information that you can't really use in your actual life.
Oh and don't come with the "yoga changed my life and made me perfectly healthy" etc excuse because those things are still not MISA's or Gregorian Bivolaru's inventions. They are plagiarized and presented as some unique and revolutionary mix of all possible esoteric teachings and that is supposed to be somehow the ultimate path to god?

Well it's not.

MISA's real, practical face comes out best in these camps. The experiences in these camps are the reason I know as much as I can know anything that MISA is, in it's present state, a cult.
There is always the possibility of change but at the moment I don't really see that. I don't see the willingness to change. All I see is that they are getting more and more strange and more and more detached form reality. And that's not good.

At least in my opinion.
So do I recommend MISA and it's camp? No. Of course not. If that was not clear to you until this point you need to start over and read the entire series (again).

Otherwise I wish you all a happy and cult free life with as few delusions as possible and I hope this helped.

September 3rd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-09-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

Spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (5)

08:00 – 12:00 Meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (3)

10:00 – 13:30 Conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 3

Motto is the same.

Afternoon spiritual program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The mysterious manifestation of god's transcendental silence.

Well maybe this is the ultimate admission of god is silent because.... ? Why? Why would this be justified? And how is this compatible with all the super efficient methods that MISA teaches left and right about how to communicate with god (think of the ultimate method to talk to god: the 24 hour prayer, which MISA claims to have revealed for the first time ever while it's plagiarized just like everything else they teach) and how to come in communion with him and his various aspects (see the majority of the meditations in this camp).

15:00 – 15:30 Exemplification: The state of deep spiritual communion with the great yogi and philosopher Dattatreya

Miss Shakti Contest

The seventh evening of the contest. This should be the last one, unless it will go over to next year.

What didn't we talk about regarding the tests the aspirants to the state of shakti have to go through? I don't remember the order of the tests only the last few ones so I'll do my best to recall and describe all the tests of the contest.

The evening begins with the integration of the contest.

20:00 – 20:45 Integration of the „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest

Access is not allowed during this time.

There's the 64 other arts of tantra and the test from the most important books of the Shakti groups (where it's mandatory reading) Sexual Secrets: The Alchemy of Ecstasy by Nik Douglas and Penny Slinger.

Then there's the challenge. Something that seems like the dare portion of the truth or dare game. One of the challenges I remember involved one of the girls to "remove her makeup, and her pretty clothes" and go out and beg for money in the city.

And then there's the secret test. That I recently read that it involves an entirely nude pole/erotic dance and the task of reading out loud one's sexual fantasy in front of the jury and a "select public".

Don't ask me based on what the public is selected because the usual public that can see the beauty contest with camp pass plus personal ID is not allowed in on this special and secret event. From what I've understood this group is made up of people who helped with the organization of the contest to a sufficient degree to be considered insiders.

Now this can be (and is) justified with keeping the mystery of the contest, which I think is silly, but it still makes you think why is it necessary. If this is an important part (after all it's the semi finals!) of the contest then there is no reason to keep it a secret. If not then maybe there is something wrong with the entire contest. And if so then why is it alright for such an event be part of the "largest" yoga camp in the world?

I never understood why all the secrecy was ok for the believers of MISA. Why? If it's the truth and it's correct there is no need to hide it. Of course I'm a big girl and of course I can think of a few reasons (and good ones at that), but none of them are flattering for a self proclaimed spiritual school that only holds yoga courses. Eppur si muove comes to mind. Not to mention A Few Good Men. (If you haven't seen the later I highly recommend it. Althoug it's not the same topic and it's not done in the exact same way, it's done in a much more PC and double-speak manner, the attitude of those who call the shots in MISA is very similar to that of the character Colonel Nathan R. Jessep)
That was one of the most annoying aspects of MISA: you could not talk about certain things even with people from the cult. But again that reminds me of Animal farm by G. Orwell.

And then there was the whole scandal of several years ago the secret test meant that the aspirants to the state of shakti supreme had to perform a urinary orgasm. This meant they had to masturbate and reach orgasm and urinate at this point (while being filmed of course). And these after they were professionally reviewed by the professional judges of the contest, were cut up in several porn movies that were sold outside of Romania without the consent of the girls.

I already posted some images form one of these porn movies here.

21:00 – 21:30 Spiritual exemplification premiere: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine transfiguration.

21:40 – 01:00 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest - continued

After the secret test there is something called (if I remember correctly) the video clip test.

This means that the finalist girls get a camera crew and get to do a short clip with various (of course only tantric) topics.
(Updated) According to a former aspirant to the state of ~~MISA hot chick~~ shakti the scripts of the very spiritual videos (a sample of which you can see here titled the Secrets of Seduction and sold as an erotic movie) are written beforehand and the participants do a divination (or for us normal folk random drawing of sorts) of which participant gets which script, and they go off and shoot the video with the specially assigned (amateur) camera crew.

After this final test there is the announcement and crowning of the queen of MISA who get's free participation in two courses organized by MISA (the yoga course and one other course of her own choosing) along with other prizes and the glory of being the hottest chick in MISA for a year.

As a bonus here's a short summary clip made by the only people who are allowed to film during the event, the Sophrozin "theater group".

The goal of the clip is to show exactly how beautiful and authentically spiritual the contest really is. And how important it is. You can feel that from the style of music that accompanies it.

But let's see what the (a bit too fast going) sequences actually show:

we can see girls going up on stage, a few tantric performances by the theater groups during each evening, a full on pole dance scene, a few sequences in which the famous teeny-tiny red bikinis and a particularly strange scene (at least that was my feeling having been there personally for said scene) in which all the girls spread out on the stage (all of them barely covered by those red bikinis) and they strike a pose together.

Now if feelings and emotional states can be used to prove that a particular spiritual path (that of MISA) is the only true one, then so does my then feeling of "what the hell does this do in a spiritual contest" is just as valid. If not then please tell me how exactly is your oversexed contest different then all tv shows with outright erotic content (who do not deny this fact) that MISA is so eager to criticize?

I am by far a prude, but the overwhelming feeling one has during the evenings with "the Miss" is a feeling of being dirty from that amount of unnecessary sexual tension and sexual innuendo. And this is not a good sign. Or if you prefer not a good resonance for a spiritual contest.

Next day (last day of camp)

September 2nd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-09-02T17:00:00.000-07:00

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®
Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (5), followed by a collective prayer to god the father.
10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines
11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral
12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg.
14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer to god the father.

Special spiritual program for men and women
Special conference for men and women (2)
Continued form the night before. Well at least this is an improvement. In the good ol' days these conferences (the women's, men's and mixed conferences) used to last until the next morning. But these were once the main attraction of the camps and were somewhere in the middle of the camp. Wonder why that's changed?

17:30 – 19:50 Special conference for men and women

20:00 – 20:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine eros.
Aww, we finally made it to the point where god is so sublime, so ethereal, so beyond this world and abstract but still love sex. Basically MISA's main dogma. Women are literally encouraged to literally think that they literally are having sex with god. Which god? Mostly Shiva, but since MISA mixes Shiva and the Christian god this is not really clear.
Or should this be called make love with god, after all a large percent of MISA activity supposedly centers around a relationship with god?

20:40 –22:40 Extraordinary (what else) concert of the extraordinarily mediocre band Devas (feel free to check out their music here). They will promote their new album „Androginal Symphonicity”.
The group is made up of Cristian Şerbănescu, on violin, Dragoş Cucoş on synthesizers and Ionuţ Cataramă also violin.
They of course had an international tour bla bla bla, the running theme of the camp: we now have the money and the knowledge to trick people outside Romania with the same old bs we used to fool people there.

23:00 – 00:40 Exemplifications sustained with triple occult force by Grieg. Exemplifications done in unison with Grieg.

Next day

The tango of lies - MISA and the scandal in Argentina

2011-09-02T05:07:00.000-07:00

First of all this is announced as a press release of the Yoga and Alternative Sciences School form Argentina, released in Buenos Aires, Argentina on the 30th of August 2011.

Which interestingly is nowhere to be found on the official website of said organization (Escuela de Yoga y Ciencia alternativa en Argentina) And neither is it on this one or this one.

Well sorry guys but this way you can't really complain that your reaction to the news stories doesn't get a response form the press that wrote about you. Not if you don't publish it on the actual website of the organization and not if you publish it only in a different language than that of the news articles. As of today September the 2nd (the press release date is August 31st!) at 11:30 when I looked it was nowhere to be found on and was not available in English or French on.

Just the fact that it's out there on the internet on a website that you have control over doesn't mean that it reaches the people it should. So don't you dare to complain that you did not get it published in the original newspaper that wrote about your shady businesses.

Now let's see a few problems with the press release that didn't reach the press.

In the article a series of calumnious accusations are made that lack the basis as well ad the real facts about our Yoga school. These accusations, that are not proven in any other way, have nothing to do with the activities of our yoga school in Argentina.

Now let's look beyond the fact that the article states clearly that two former students of the local branch of MISA were interviewed for the article but also for some reason (who can guess what) they (the official press representatives of MISA who wrote this article) completely ignore the other follow up article by the same journalist based on the interview with me about MISA.

And I was a member/student/sympathizer/what ever MISA decides to call it's victims this week for almost four years. And I have put up the evidence for this on this very blog form the very start. Not only that but I can prove it in other ways too that I was their disciple.

And I reposted the English version of the article in which my words appear, hence acknowledging that they are true and they are based on what I've told mr. Carreras.

How is this not in nay way tied to their yoga school?

Do my words mean nothing? Do my words equal to not asking anyone actually involved?

If you guessed no then you would be perfectly right, because my experience and my opinion does not matter because it does not agree with the official position. Because I did not say that they are wonderful and my life has been changed for the better by them and that I found god because of them and I was miraculously healed form incurable diseases by their methods.

I as a former member who does not support their crazy ideas am a person who has fallen on spiritual tests and is possessed by demons. Those are the reason I ams saying bad things about them. Nothing else. At least in the brainwashed heads of cult members. You can read for yourself the reasons I don't agree with MISA on this blog and you can tell for yourself if I'm wrong or not.

I told mr. Sergio Carreras the author of the article the same things that I write here. He also had access to the public blog and could read it himself. He had actual sources for the article which now is dismissed by MISA based only on their desire to keep deluding themselves and their victims.

Somehow that does not seem right and does not seem a very spiritual way of doing things.

Unless they are practicing a special form of ostrich yoga.

And really? The people from your Indian branch that did not say anything bad about you were perfectly credible sources even if they were also anonymous and only two people but in this case when it's uncomfortable but in every other aspect it's the same thing then it's all of a sudden not ok? And not even mentioned? What? Ever heard of consistency and honesty MISA? Oh wait what's that first year study material about telling the truth?

Oh I see that's first year stuff. In advanced yogic years, the advanced yogis chosen to write these responses can apply truth in a different manner? They can twist the facts and outright lie if that's what suits the cult? I see. Makes perfect sense.

The aberrant and sensationalist references to drugs (when in reality within our yoga school the disadvantages of drugs of any kind were explained to the public and ways in which to maintain the organism with absolutely natural methods were presented; plus we have exceptional results in many cases when, with the help of guidance and yoga techniques they could recover from the vice of using drugs) and to a so called sexual scandal (made up of photographs that belong to people not form our group and not form our activities) don't have any real basis, being thrown at random and without bing reasoned and proven.

What is aberrant is MISA's claims of persecution but hey....

About those exceptional results in healing every single disease MISA, how about proving that? How about sharing that exceptional knowledge to benefit mankind?

MISA has claimed to cure everything from the promise of never having the common cold if you practice their version of yoga to curing terminal cancer and HIV. Except that they weren't nor willing nor able to prove these extraordinary claims. So they remain just this: their delusions of grandeur and attempts to seem a good people while they are not. Not to mention the fact that these “absolutely natural” cures that they speak of consist of brainwashing people into believing that the pharmaceutical companies are out to get them and prescribing only certain plant mixtures as a 100% effective cure. All the while people are dying. Remember Yveline Dochinoiu? Oh she died only a few weeks ago of cancer. She was quite the MISA sweetheart and female role model. And yet for some reason MISA let her die.

The guidance and yoga techniques mentioned are usually prescribed by Gregorian Bivolaru and consist of a plant mixture and many-many hours of prayer meditation and various other bs techniques popular in the cult. It's in no way actual medical treatment.

And oh the lolz of MISA expecting reasoned arguments. Where is this expectation in the case of anonymous letters form former secret service members that prove your school is persecuted by the evil satanist Freemasons? Oh in the trash? I see. Selective reasoning works great in cults.

And which people are not form your organization?

You mean the same guy on the header of the site and who is a long standing member of one of the cults theater companies and who is involved in each years camp in Costinesti?

Or do you mean the entire cast of Sophrozin that apparently is a major part of the initiatic and esoteric (and probably sustained with cvadrupple occult force by our spiritual guide Grieg) theater group you have over there?

Or the various MISA VIPs and starlets who appear in several of your shady movies?

Or some other female VIP who is also heavily int the sex business? And all of whom you are using to promote your "yoga school"?

I cannot comprehend how that could have been interpreted wrongly. Especially when it was accompanied by the following video.

(Note: This was the source of the video and I uploaded it here because just like in previous cases MISA removed uncomfortable videos form the internet and this needs to be available. If the people who made this have no problem promoting a cult and no problem with having themselves filmed in such a position then they should have no problems with having it here as well. And as far as I understood it this was a public event and this was it's promotional video)

I give you the accusation of drug use can seem a bit far fetched since neither I nor the other students told the authors of the article anything like this. But, and a huge but at that MISA right this month held several conferences for the initiation into a very special technique called the trance state which requires people to get into a trance and take a mixture of plants of unknown origin to do so.

Suspecting drug is really that surprising? Not to mention that the package that contained the plant mixture had a note on it that said that it does not contain any form of illegal substances. None of this sparks suspicion? Really MISA? I get it that you work really hard on training people to believe anything that is announced during your events as absolute truth but why do you think that is true of people outside your cult? Are you 2 years old? Come on.

The usual aggressive tirade of adjectives follows. Let's skip that because it's not fun anymore.

Then the court cases are mentioned.

The worst thing is the fact that the Romanian press continues to mention the accusations formulated against mr. Gregorian Bivolaru, but FULLY IGNORES the court cases won in the last period by him.

Really? Is this the worst thing that they could have said or done? Really? I guess those raids in 2004 weren't so so bad after all? Way to go and rub the salt in the wounds of your own people MISA. Good job. Did any meditations sustained with triple occult force on the topic of compassion lately?

To correctly inform the Romanian journalists, who see now the article published by a rural newspaper in Argentina

Sure La Voz with a 65000 circulation founded 107 years ago with a 5.013 Unique visitors per month website (compared to the 730 Unique visitors per month of yogaesoteric and the 430 uniques visitors all time not monthly! of yogaesoterico.com.ar the Argentinian branch of MISA) is a small rural newspaper that does not matter.

Whilst MISA is gargantuan gigantic organization with hundreds of thousands of students worldwide. (I'm exaggerating here, MISA at most has 5-6000 members) and hence it (MISA) should be believed not the facts. This is the other favorite MISA excuse: the argument form popularity. And the irony is that they are not that popular either.

as an evidence to the truth of the lies they themselves published

Ahhh, sorry, but no. That's not what it means. It means that yet again MISA has run into the exact same type of problems in a foreign country that it was accused of in Romania.

Or did the evil Romanian journalists start the spiritual artistic group that did nude or semi-nude performances filled with sex, did they publish the crazy conspiracy articles on yogaesoteric.com, did they instruct your students to do the supreme efficient brainwashing method to prevent the apocalypse, are they the ones that are scarring your students into thinking that they will die of a sun burst or in 2012? Are they the ones that organize the very same shakti groups in Villa Urquiza (tel 4524 6051), in Palermo and Belgrano (tel 4821 2157), and Recoleta (tel 4813 4672)?

Are they the ones that promote potentially harmful alternative treatments under the name Ayurveda?

No. You are the ones that are doing this.

And how is for example the invitation to do a tantric spiritual porn movie not true when the nr. 2 man of MISA along with his wife have themselves have made porn movies along with several official representatives of MISA like Monica Dascalu and official spokesperson Crina Calek declared that MISA made porn movies to promote the spiritual sex MISA is selling? How is this a lie?
How is it a lie when official representative of MISA's branch NATHA readily admits to members of their group participating in erotic competitions and festivals to promote the spirituality of the school?

And how is the source of this the Romanian press when

1. it's based on the words of a former Argentinian students of yours and

2. there are videos and declarations of how MISA did this in Romania and currently does in Finland and other Northern European countries?
3. the official representatives of your organization declare these as part of their official position on the topic?

the decision of the court that established that Gregorian Bivolaru was the victim of political persecution in the communist period.

And that automatically means that he is incapable of ever doing anything wrong 20+ years after that conviction, no matter how unjust it was? Really? That's your conclusion?

Only according to MISA logic have those two anything to do with each other.

Come on. Just because he was convicted (for whatever reason) 20 some years ago does not mean that he could not have had sex with minors, could not have been involved with human traffiking and un-payed labor as well (the very well proven) tried to cross the border illegally. Which irony of ironies not only did he attempt to do once and was caught but tried again and then succeeded and which he told the entire story of on camera in one of the video messages or his right after the event. So not only did he try to leave the country illegally but is a repeat offender in this case.
Or am I mistaken and he does not reside in Sweeden or Paris under the new name Magnus Aurolsson and he lives as Gregorianb Bivolaru in Bucharest? Or did the meaning of words change so much since the last time I checked that by living somewhere you can also mean be there in spirit but not actually physically?

A group of Argentinian artists have asked for temporary information as well as guidance of an art teacher who at this time is part of our yoga school, in order to create an artistic activity

And the good ol' MISA technique of denying the person that is/was a major part of their school until it became uncomfortable. Might I suggest you read a passage in your favorite holly book the bible about this type of behavior (at least three times because that's the magic key to understanding, not thinking but doing something according to numerology and as superstitious as possible), meditate about it and then reconsider your actions.

The passage I recommend is: Mark 14:66-72.

Meditate about that for a bit.

Here's the new international version, the King James version and the English Standard version.

Oh and in case you have trouble with the English text here's a Romanian version. The official Romanian Orthodox Church's version since most of the students of MISA are Orthodox Chritians.

If you are honest and respect Satya, the truth, then you will edit this very statement removing the lies from it. And as I said before, be brave, and admit to what you actually did. Don't deny it because there were actual people involved who can verify the things you deny. There are evidence of it. Etc. Wasn't the whole MISA was never ever involved in the production of any type of movies let alone porn movies enough when it came out that you produced and sold several of them? Wasn't that enough? That should have been enough for a normal person let alone for an organization that claims to have exclusive access to the ultimate truth and god and that teaches people to respect the truth (Satya).

Oh and this is rich

The associations (and the biased accusations made in this context) by the Argentinian journalist with regards to the Yoga school don't have any real basis because the said artistic collaboration is of a personal manner and was made strictly in the domain of art as consultancy for the making of that movie by the Argentinian artists.

If we follow the very same logic then the ultimate MISA enemy the exmisa.ro/org/net forums should not be a problem for MISA. If in this case the artist that they associated with temporarily has no reflection on their “school” then why would the association of the exmisa forums with actual securitate members have any reflection on the forums? Let alone imaginary securitate members. Mind you there is no evidence that what MISA calls securitate exists anymore and even less evidence for their claim that they are manipulating the users of the forums and public opinion about MISA.

Again this is nothing more than begging for an exception from the rule you yourselves defined. Everyone else should stick to the rigid rules of conduct you define. Everyone except people who run MISA and who are trying to build lucrative businesses outside Romania.

The accusation against the exmisa forums has been for a long time form the official position of the “non-profit” organization MISA that the forum is run by spies of the Romanian government. Not only spies but communist spies left over form the old communist regime.

According to MISA the Romanian revolution in 1989 has not made any difference and the former communist secret service called Securitate, in Romanian, that has harassed Gregorian Bivoalru during communist times, is still after him. Not only that but they tried to kill him on several occasions. And this is the reason they give to justify blindfolding people form their very own cult and driving them around Paris for a while before they are able to have a spiritual meeting (= brief sexual encounters over a period of time) with their spiritual master.

Also according to MISA's official position the exmisa forums are full of these securitate members (spies) and they are the ones that instigate the problems of MISA with the law and public opinion wherever they go.

Of course the fact that each branch of MISA seems to run into the same problems in every country has nothing to do with the fact that they are a cult and they have specific guidelines by which they must operate and which are determined by Gregorian Bivolaru and his select group of VIPs. No. It must mean that there is a worldwide conspiracy against them. Makes sense doesn't it?

They also claim that these people (the spies) are getting payed ridiculous amounts of money for their activity on these websites. For example I am also a member of the exmisa forums. My user name is Mahashakti on each of them and I am not receiving any honor or payment form the secret service for any of my activity there. If I should then I eagerly await my check in the mail.

And of course I don't need to give an address for that because we are talking about a magical organization that not only can control 99.99% of humanity but an organization that can also find out where anyone who they want to find is.

All of this is a really big delusion on MISA's part because they can't except that anyone can disagree with them. Well I have bad news for you guys: many people disagree with you, and it's not based on news stories or media campaigns, or anything written on the exmisa forums but based on personal experience within your cult.

Oh and I eagerly await the special spiritual program with Tara and other rituals that is to be soon announced in support of “our yoga school in Argentina”. Just like in the case of the ill fated attempt to conquer India with the ironic name Satya Yoga Center.

Not to mention the fact that apparently the special spiritual program they are (supposedly still) doing for the Indian branch had the effect of stirring up a controversy in Argentina. How about that synchronicity MISA? If a circular rainbow is a sure sign of god then what is this?

September 1st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-09-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Special spiritual program for men and women

Special conference for men and women (1)

Only people over 18 are allowed in (the conferences all center around sex) and no recordings are allowed.

09:00 – 11:50 Special conference for men and women

12:00 – 12:30 Meditation: The state of euphoric polarization in the couple

12:35 – 14:50 Special conference for men and women - continued

15:00 – 15:30 Exemplification: The ecstatic translation into the sublime dimension of the Causal Universe.

Trance initiation

Induction of the beneficial romantic trance (3) - the induction of the state

09:00 – 14:35 Induction supported subtle-telepathically by Grieg. The induction of the beneficial romantic trance state

Afternoon spiritual program

15:00 – 15:30 Spiritual exemplification premiere: The ecstatic translation into the sublime dimension of the Causal Universe.

Special spiritual program

Conference

Access based on camp pass.

17:00 – 20:45 Conference by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine regeneration. Duration: 3 hours 45 minutes.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine regeneration.

Trance initiation

Induction of the beneficial romantic trance (3) - exiting the state

Access until 23:30.

00:00 – 00:30 Exiting the state of beneficial romantic trance

00:35 – 00:50 Accounts

Next day

LaVoz interview (MESIAS Yoga aka MISA South America related)

2011-09-01T04:16:00.000-07:00

A while back I was asked to do an interview for La Voz del Interior, a Spanish language newspaper published in Córdoba, Argentina. You can read it here. Below you can read the translation of the original article by Sergio Carreras. My translation may not be the best so if you understand Spanish I recommend you read the original article.

The paper also published this article about MISA. According to the article some posters appeared in the city of Capilla, where MISA's South American branch MESIAS Yoga has a budding yoga course, promoting the documentary "The dark side of a tantric cult" which I also have recommended on several occasions. And apparently it had a positive effect.

Anyways read the articles for yourself. If you don't understand Spanish try using a translation like or like.

A former student dusts off the memories in the group

"The first period is always good, full of new experiences and meditations, but then came the madness and secrets," recalls the former integrant.

Former followers of the yoga group headed by Romanian Gregorian Bivolaru have begun to be heard in various countries. They denounce the treatment they received in what they consider a sectarian group and the use of the devotees in pornographic movies, already known in many countries.

One of the most frequented sites (http://misa-yoga2.blogspot.com) is maintained by a former Romanian student Mahashakti calling heself by the name of the supreme female deity in the Movement for Spiritual Integration in Absolute (MISA ).

She, who spent four years in the group, told La Voz del Interior that the group tries to reinvent itself from Romania. "These days, the comments of ordinary people are getting better of them, due to their successful media campaigns. They complain that they were mistreated by the authorities in 2004, which is true, but they claim it's because of a Masonic conspiracy against Bivolaru. They began to organize events like the week of spirituality, the week of the angels, the international day of yoga, and so on. And they participate in TV programs and documentaries that show favorably. "

"In my opinion, she continues, the problem with the ideas promoted by MISA are not limited to the sex rather their more potentially dangerous ideas. For example, their support of insane conspiracy theories, pseudoscience and doomsday prophecies. The sexual part is just scandalous. "

The former devotee recalls that her early days in the group was good, "full of new experiences,I practiced meditation and was the most disciplined student of my class. But then the madness began: stories about evil Freemasons, the dangers of genetically modified foods, which became part of class discussions. The secrets started, in which only certain people were allowed to participate. Most irritating was the magical thinking, which is the heart of MISA. For example, if a shakti, a disciple, found a heart shaped leaf that was considered a sure sign of God, but at the same time the same woman lived unaware of the existence of incredible suffering in the world. It's what I call spiritual selfishness, I think it's the main damage MISA causes to their members, convince them that they are special and that God is watching over them all the time. "

They are not exaggerations.

She never met Bivolaru in person, although she was three years at the international meeting in Costinesti. "It's not an exaggeration what is written about the shakti contest. It's basically a beauty contest in which a mature or fat woman would never win. It takes place every three days during a period of 14 days. Every girl has to do a theatrical performance and receive good grades from a jury. All of them wear tiny red bikinis and should know what they show is not showing in those clothes, because the idea is to prove that they are free of inhibitions, considered a source of problems. They perform erotic dances, take intelligence tests and masturbate on the stage with objects that each of them chooses. Some of these performances are secret, and some of them later appeared as a part of pornographic videos made by the cult. "

"The existence of the pornographic videos was denied for years by MISA," she says. "Until they were uploaded to the Internet and everyone could see them and verify that they existed. I do not think that is the main source of income for the group, they have several other lucrative businesses in other areas; they sell books, special plants or imported produce, hold seminars and courses and they have developed erotic video chats the income of which ends up in the pockets of the leaders of MISA".

"The best-known northern branch is called NATHA MISA and also maintains a number of economic activities linked to pornographic movies, erotic dance schools and strip tease. It is obvious that it is adults who are entitled to participate in this, but I heard enough bad stories to be concerned about the girls involved in these activities, who live depending on Bivolaru not wanting to dissapoint him, not to loose his protection".

She says if she had to give advice to a young person who is considering joining the group should "not believe anything they try to sell you. Don't believe me either, but check the facts for yourself. Look at reliable sources that are outside of the group, and are not suggested by them. Do not let them manipulate you, never believe something just bacuse Bivolaru said so. If they do not answer your questions and doubts about the group, it's because they have something to hide. "

August 31st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

Spiritual activity specific to men

Esoteric Vira® Group (4)

08:00 – 12:00 Întâlnire internațională a Grupului Ezoteric Vira® Mahavira Ananda

Spiritual activity specific to women

Esoteric Shakti® Group

Access is based on personal ID, camp pass and Esoteric Shakti® Venus Romania Group badge.

No recordings are allowed. Except for the organizers. Of course because we know that in spirituality all yogis are equal but some yogis are more equal than others and have different privileges.

09:15 – 12:15 The meeting of the coordinators of the Esoteric Shakti® Groups, coordinated by Aida Călin.

This I'm assuming is not for the actual shakti group members, but only the coordinators of these. So the second level of the MISA pyramid.

Spiritual activity specific to men

Special conference for men

Or the male counterpart of the women's conference.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Revealing inside our being of god's omnipresence.

14:40 – 17:50 Special conference for men

18:00 – 18:30 Meditation: The timeless and profoundly overwhelming state of amorous ecstasy.

18:35 – 19:20 Special conference for men - continued

19:30 – 20:15 Meditation: The state of glorious androgyny. Meditation is in unison with the Yin spiral done by women.

Ah the Yin spiral. We'we already saw what that was about. And in this case there is not the yang spiral there to be the excuse for the ying-yang spiral. This is pure bad energy and the connection is only in theory. But hey, I'm having too high expectations again. Stupid me.

20:20 – 20:35 Accounts (recorded).

20:40 – 20:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine synthesis. Audio recording.

The good old god is everything fallacy. How nice. Was worth all the money and all the effort.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine synthesis.

21:35 – 22:50 Special conference for men - continued

23:00 – 00:40 Exceptional spiritual exemplification for men supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg with triple occult force.

Exemplifications in unison with Grieg.

Alternative afternoon program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Revealing in our being of the state of god's omnipotence

Spiritual activity specific for women

Esoteric Shakti® Group

Access is allowed only for the coordinators of the Shakti groups.

15:00 – 18:45 International preparatory course for the coordinators of the Esoteric Shakti Groups from abroad, coordinated by Georgiana Dăneţ and (erotic star) Adina Stoian - lesson 1.

Meditation in Yin Spiral®

Only women over 18 are allowed to participate in this spiral. Why? Are minors not good enough? Will something that is not ok for minors to participate in happen during this spiral?

Come on after the outright pedophilia on some articles and blogs this is playing it way to safe.

18:50 – 19:00 Entering the zodiac linesMeditation in Yin Spiral®

19:00 – 19:20 Forming the spiral

19:30 – 20:15 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg: The glorious androgyny state.

20:20 – 20:35 Accounts.

20:40 – 20:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: The attribute of god: divine synthesis. Audio recording.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine synthesis.

Spiritual activities

A series 10 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

Next day

August 30th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-30T17:00:00.000-07:00

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®

Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (4), followed by the collective prayer to god the father

Access is until 11:00.

10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines

11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral

12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg.

14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer to god the father

The usual fasting form 6:00 is still available.

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (2)

Access is based on the special ID for the occasion.

18:00 – 19:45 The special new conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 2.

The motto is the same as the last time.

20:00 – 20:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine freedom.

20:35 – 22:25 The special new conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 2, continued.

Alternative afternoon program

20:00 – 20:30 Spiritual exemplification premiere: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god: divine freedom.

Exceptional spiritual program

Exceptional spiritual exemplification and viewing. Of what is a mystery. Oh well. As long as it's exceptional and new.

Access is free if you have a personal ID with you. Go check it out.

23:00 – 00:00 Exemplification done simultaneously with the viewing of the movie "Message from the Kingdom of God: A re-evocation of the miraculous manifestation and presence of god".

The only thin I don't get is how can the presentation and the movie be at the same time. And not only that but the participants are recommended that they simultaneously with the listening to the masters presentation and watching the movie, should do a evocation of the miraculous manifestation and presence of god.

00:35 – 00:50 Accounts.

Next day

August 29th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-29T17:00:00.000-07:00

Spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (3)

Access as before.

08:00 – 12:00 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Spiritual activity specific for women

Special conference for women

Access is allowed only for women, over 18 based on camp pass and personal identification card. No recording is allowed as always.

This is the famous women's conference of MISA one of their most popular events. It basically consists of long boring speeches, a few meditations here and there and watching porn movies together for at least 20 hours. These events are incredibly long. They usually start in the afternoon and sometimes last until the next morning. The women usually come and go all day long, many of them don't stay for the porn movies, that are part of the special conference. They are not the MISA porn movies but a selection of porn movies (selected supposedly by the great tantric master Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru himself). The more interesting aspect of this is that some of these movies are edited together from several movies, putting the appropriate sections together. And they never ever contain ejaculation, or what in porn lingo is called cum shot (wikipedia article). Because ejaculation is of the devil so to speak in MISA culture. The irony is that these are mainstream porn movies all of them containing scenes of ejaculation which are painfully obvious form the really hard jump cuts.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation in our being of the state of god's omnipresence.

14:40 – 17:50 Special conference for women

18:00 – 18:30 Meditation: The state of emotional exuberance

18:35 – 19:20 Special conference for women - continued

19:30 – 20:15 Meditation: The glorious androgynous state. The meditation is realized in unison with the Yang spiral done by men at a distance.

And again I must point out the irony of doing a meditation with the glorious (sic!) androgyny state at an exclusively women's conference (and later at the men's conference) and a spiral exclusively of men.

The conclusion: MISA's goal is to segregate the sexes and to separate people not to bring them together or to help them in any way to reach a middle ground, or anything similar to a so called androgen.

20:20 – 20:45 Accounts, recorded.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god divine good.

21:35 – 22:50 Women's conference - continued

And now for the triple amount of bullshit:

23:00 – 00:40 Exceptional spiritual exemplifications for women, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg with triple occult force.

It's specified that the exemplifications are "done in unison with Grieg", the actual meditation topics are not specified.

A sample of examples from previous years:

The evocation of the female egregor of the Kaula school.

The state of endless love of an ideal Shakti who adores Shiva frantically.

The state of simultaneous orgasm on the level of Manipura chakra and Visshuddha chakra

The state of tenderness during the interaction with the male nature

The state of translation in a heavenly astral world

The state of feminine dedication in lovemaking

The state of playful femininity

Etc.

This begs the question of if this is pointed out here, then does this mean that the other exemplifications and meditations are not done "in unison with Grieg"? When he was in Romania he stood up on the big stage and lead the meditations himself. The superstition was (and I'm assuming still is) that he emanated the state being demonstrated right then and there. So if he no longer does that doesn't this mean that all those meditations and extraordinary and brand new exemplifications don't actually have the promised subtle-telepathic support of the master?

What, is he doing something more important so he can't do it in unison with the crowd at the camp?

Oh there are those stories from the golden age of MISA when the great master would simply sleep or go to a night club with some shaktis and forget to go to a meeting where sometimes dozens of people waited for him, sometimes for days on end.

So which is it? Does he not do what is promised in the program of the camp or are his actual involvement and actions not really necessary in order for the exemplification to take place?

Alternative afternoon program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Revealing inside our being of god's omnipresence

Spiritual activity specific for men

Yang Spiral®

Access until 19:00.

18:30 – 19:00 Entering the zodiac lines

19:00 – 19:20 Forming the spiral

19:30 – 20:15 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg: the glorious androgyny state.

20:20 – 20:45 Accounts

This is new at least as far as I know. Up until this year there was no confessional section during these special segregated conferences.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god divine good.

Spiritual activities

Viewing B series 10 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

Next day

We interrupt this program....

2011-08-29T02:40:00.000-07:00

to welcome people from Argentina and South America.
Bienvenido!

I recommend you first read (at least some of) the following articles to find out more about the subject. Feel free to quote me (but please give a link to the original post when you do so) or to comment on the blog with questions and/or personal experiences.

You can also contact me directly. You can see my email address on your right.

Money issues

About the teachers in Romania (I'm pretty sure that, since they claim that all their schools teach the same yoga using the same method that now they are claiming is a supreme efficient method, all these observations are also true for them)

Propreties of MISA in Costinești Romania where they hold their annual summer camp

Swearing on the Bible (don't worry if you are a Hindu or a Muslim you will probably be told that there is only one true god, and so it's ok to swear to the Bible for certain initiations, after all in Romania the students are almost entirely all Christians and they still are taught about Hindu gods and goddesses).

What international organizations MISA and NATHA are actually a part of (spoiler alert: none)

How MISA tried to cheat the divine justice by meditation

A very good documentary about MISA and it's Northern European Branches

A sample of how MISA treats their former members who dare to start their own yoga school and don't play by the rules they set.

They are also into various conspiracy theories among which that Romania will be the future capital of the world when aliens or Jesus comes back to rule over the Earth for eternity. The conspiracy theories range from poisoning of the population with the chlorine in water to chemtrails to 9/11 conspiracies and Freemason conspiracies. They believe that their spiritual leader Gregorian Bivolaru is the victim of a worldwide Freemason conspiracy because he wrote some books and some pamphlets about the evils of Freemasonry (Many of these are not published in English, but you can translate the articles yourself and read up on the people mentioned, these are mostly people from the US).

MISA (and her branches) are an apocalyptic cult. See my short analysis of this and their series of articles on their official website for more (the last one is only in Romanian but again you can translate it yourself with some translation program like and see for yourself what it's about).

They also claim to be the biggest yoga school in Europe with hundreds of thousands of students worldwide. This is also not true. At most they have a few thousand students worldwide. The exaggeration of their numbers is just a simple way for them to claim authority where they have none. See.

I also recommend you read this former MISA student's series about the various problems with MISA (Note some of these are available only if you are registered on http://deviantart.com/, you don't have to pay, just register because of the mature content).

I did not cover all the possible subjects and strange things that go on in the MISA/MESIAS Yoga cult but for more information you can also visit the forum of the former MISA members here. (Please note the main language of the forum is Romanian. If you post in English people will understand and reply, but keep in mind that this is still a forum and your views may not be the same as that of some of the members).

You can read the English language wikipedia like section for an overview of the events in the cult by topics.

Or you just can write me personally on the email address shown on the right below the profile description. I am more than happy to answer your questions (that is if I am able to).

August 28th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-28T17:00:00.000-07:00

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

Exceptional spiritual action done in a Yang spiral.

Finally a truly free access event. All you need is your personal ID to participate. And of course to stick to the rigid rules of MISA. I just don't know what they would do if a few hundred outsiders would show up and want to participate. Especially since they put up a literal fence this year.

And what would they do if some of those people would not respect the rules. After all the only punishment they can give out is to take away the participant's camp pass, which is not the case here so what would be the right, spiritual and spiritual hero-like procedure in this case. I would be really curious what instructions the order team got for this extra special event.

Access is only until 9 o'clock so you better hurry.

This who whish to participate also have to fill out "a certain form" which will contain what exactly?

If it will contain personal information how do you guarantee the security of those informations? Oh you won't? You just collect information about people for some reason? This is yet another MISA obsession to ask for your personal informations (like name, address, personal ID number, telephone, date of birth (to the hour and minute) etc). Which is ironic because they so loudly criticise the evil Freemason conspiracy for their percieved attempt to put in micro chips into people in order to controll them. They published several articles on their official website about the topic and evne organized demonstrations against the percieved iminent threat of micro chips for designed mind control.

Well what may I ask is the differnece between a governmental organization that gives you certain documents (which is considered evil) and MISA asking for our personal information left and right for every single little initation and ID that you need to have (which is considered good and divineley integrated)?

These forms will, according to the official description, also contain a coupon that needs to be cut out and put in "some special urns". I wonder what makes them special and what's the whole point of this new game? Another spiritual lottery perhaps?

They also specify for some reason that there need to be at least 250 people present in order for the event to take place. Why? Is this another guilt attempt by the pure and spiritual organizers of the camp? And why is it necessary? Were there not enough people at past events of this "great" and "unique" Christian movement inside the yoga cult MISA?

Or do they just want to say after it's over that the number of participants was greatly more than expected?

I suspect the latter.

08:30 – 09:00 Entering the zodiac lines

09:00 – 10:00 Forming the spiral

10:00 – 10:30 Preliminary preparation

10:30 (end time is not specified, so does this mean what it usually means in MISA that it will drag on forever and ever until the participants brains are sufficiently malleable?)

Exceptional spiritual action that is performed in a Yang spiral, sustained telepathically by Grieg:

The third selection regarding the charismatic theosophy movement "With god, for god, in god, in order for god" that will be made through god the father.

Indra initiation

Laya yoga meditation followed by accounts.

You need 13 stamps on your ID for this event, which interestingly enough you should be able to do at home now that you have the mantra. Well minus the peer pressure. But of course this being a cult and all that is not something to be desired. In order to be a good MSIA yogi you need to put on a show and participate in as many events like this as possible to show how dedicated and advanced you are.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation in our being of the omniscience of god.

15:00 – 16:00 Special meditation: Laya yoga with the secret (it's LAHIM btw) mantra of the spiritual realm Svarga Loka

16:05 – 16:35 Accounts. Again recorded.

Spiritual activity

Spiritual procedure performed at unison

Access based on camp pass.

11:00 – 13:30 Performing at unison the yogic spiritual procedure of awareness and penetration in the spiritual heart of the being titled symbolically "blue flower".

Alternative afternoon program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation in our being of the omniscience of god.

Activities with international participation

International meeting of instructors

Access is based on camps pass and the yoga instructor badge. Only yoga instructors from abroad can participate.

15:00 – 23:00 International meeting of yoga instructors coordinated by the infamous Mihai Stoian.

Miss Shakti Contest

The sixth evening of the contest.

Access just like the night before.

20:00 – 20:45 The integration of the spiritual show-contest „Miss Shakti Costineşti-2011”

Access is not allowed during this period.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification for the first time: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god divine simplicity.

21:40 – 01:00 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest - continued

Next day

August 27th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

Special spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (2)

Access is as the previous event.

08:00 – 12:00 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Afternoon spiritual program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation of Shiva's transcendental manifestation

And here comes the most famous event of the camp and MISA: the annual hiatus moment spiral followed by the collective prayer to god.

This is probably going to receive some press so look forward to that in the future, but don't expect any big nuisance.

20:30 – 21:30 Entering the zodiac lines

21:30 – 23:57 Forming the spiral

23:57 – 01:57 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg. Exceptional yang spiral with the occasion of the annual hiatus moment. The moment in question is 00:57.

The fun fact of this is that this has been calculated wrong in the past. So that's not a sure thing.

Further (propaganda) reading about this "special" moment (Romanian).

02:15 – 03:15 Collective prayer to god the father.

Again the participants need to fast before the spiral starting from the 27th of August 18:00 until the collective prayer is over on the 28th of August at 03.15.

And here comes the crazy:

03:15 – 03:30 During the 15 minute break those who "have already decided to answer with a firm NO to the question that the extraterrestrial beings have formulated". Sure, no manipulation there. No peer pressure there. Also no evidence either.

The first time this firm YES (sic!) was uttered by thousands of yogis the program and the presentations promised that a literal space ship will literally appear on the sky above the spiral and bring the extraterrestrial saviors of humanity and solve all our problems. Well can you guess what happened? And can you guess if the participants of that spiral went on to say this was stupid and I was an idiot for believing this based on an internet text and because "Grieg said" it's authentic?

03:30 – 04:05 Expression in unison by the biggest group of people (compared to what?), through their individual free will of a clear, firm and determined YES to this extraterrestrial civilization who transmitted this referendum-message to appear on the sky or Earth to help like it is specified in this message the entire human race.

See I told you. They still are claiming this. Even though this has not happened ever since 2008.

04:15 – 04:45 Exemplification: The state of meditative communion with the top representatives (not any low representative either, but the top representatives) of the Supreme Council of Cosmic Brotherhood (no that's not a typo, and no it's not form a sci-fi movie, they are serious about this, and of course they completely ignore how much this sounds like a Freemason group).

I love how much these extraterrestrials are like the gods they believe in: invisible and even though they promise thousands of times that they will surely appear and give a precise method by which they can be contacted which when is performed gives 0 of the promised results. Interesting.

They should just rename these to "The state of deep spiritual communion with the great yogi and philosopher P. T. Barnum"

05:00 – 05:30 Exemplification: Being aware of the spiritual transformations that appear in our being through the special pyramid effect.

Wow, too bad the pyramid effect is bs. It was even on Mythbusters and was busted.

05:35 – 08:00 A new (mystery) conference by Gregorian Bivolaru.

Next day

August 26th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-26T14:19:00.000-07:00

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (1)

Access is based on the special Charismatic Theosophy Movement ID.

As far as I remember at first everyone, including non-MISA members were allowed in the movement. Wonder why this is not allowed anymore and I wonder how they convinced outsiders of the necessity of these special ID restricted events.

10:00 – 13:30 Special new (special and new? Wow!) conference by Gregorian Bivolaru within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement, which will be presented by Gregorian Bivolaru (but not personally and not live either) part 1.
Why isn't it specified that it's going to be a pre-recorded audio conference?

And again I would be really curious how they convinced outsiders to consider the infamous sex-guru Gregorian Bivolaru as their teacher and priest in this case.

Oh, maybe it's because no one outside MISA's usual circle have signed up for this?

The meeting has an essential idea (sic!) that goes as follows: "I manifest in a firm and powerful manner in my interior universe an intense divine aspiration, which is dubbed by an unshaken belief in god. Feeding it this way, ceaselessly I also feed my soul. This aspiration manifested every second will help me be closer and closer to god".

Afternoon spiritual program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The state of frenetic aspiration and unconditional dedication towards god.

Spiritual activities

Spiritual-artistic show

Access only for people over 18. You know that means it's going to be tantric and super sexy. So it's basically a sex-show. But spiritual. And divinely integrated.

15:00 – 18:00 Spiritual-artistic show by yogis form other countries

And why is this not an event with international participation? This by the way is another MISA classic.

Below are a few images form past events practice.

This is the rehearsal of the Czech students performance from a few years ago.

Special spiritual program

New meditation and conference by Gregorian Bivolaru.

18:30 – 20:55 Conference titled: God's attribute of divine geniality. Duration 2 hours 25 minutes.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification premiere: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god of divine geniality.

Spiritual activities

Spiritual-artistic show

Access only for people over 18 base don a valid personal ID.

22:00 – 23:45 Spiritual-artistic show by the belly dance group „Maha Shakti Lila“ from Bucharest titled: Fundamental feminine soul archetypes

There are supposedly four feminine archetypes: the archetype of the mother, the one that fascinates, the inspiring heroine and the female initiator. A quintessence of these four archetypes are given at the end.

Special viewing (3)

00:00 – 01:00 Watching the movie "The Divine Library".

Next day

August 25th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

Special spiritual program

New meditations and conferences by Gregorian Bivolaru

09:00 – 11:50 Premiere of the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Healing through meditation part 1. Duration 2 hours 50 minutes.

A rehash of the series of conferences about spiritual healing from a few years ago? Now that's really lazy. If you're curious you can listen to them here: part 1, part 2, part 3. Only in Romanian.

Now we're at you can heal every disease only by meditation. Aka thinking nice thoughts and be a member of MISA.

12:00 – 12:30 Exemplification: The exemplary state of beneficial success

12:35 – 13:50 Premiere of the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Healing through meditation part 2. Duration 1 hour 15 minutes.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The state of deep spiritual communion with the great philosopher Dattatreya

So apparently MISA has taken the Nath tradition and recognizes him as an avatar or teacher and not as a god like other Hindu sects.

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®

Meditation in Yang for the communion with the souls of the nations present at the camp.

This is another MISA classic and yet another we say one thing, do another and no one points the hypocrisy out. This type of spiral meditations take place in every big camp in parallel with conferences about the glorious future reserved only for the chosen people: the Romanians.

17:00 – 17:30 Entering the zodiac lines

17:30 – 18:30 Forming the spiral

18:30 – 20:30 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg: Deep spiritual communion with the souls of the nations present at this spiritual yogic vacation camp® with international participation.

And so the bragging goes on even in the titles of the events. This camp is in desperate need of an exemplification of humility.

20:40 – 20:57 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: The divine attribute of god of divine simultaneity (audio recording).

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The ample, profound and striking awareness of the divine simultaneity, that leads to the ineffable feeling in our being of the ultimate reality of god.

Big words, and big claims. Wonder if they can actually back them up with something. Something other than our brainwashed disciples had a good time and liked it.

Spiritual activities

Spiritual-artistic show

23:00 – 00:50 Spiritual-artistic show by the initatic theater group „Esotera Artis” from Braşov titled: The live cell.

Original description: "They say that disease is the breaking of the laws of nature. With the occasion of this novelty performance we invite you to discover that health is in reality the wise respect of Nature's Divine Laws. We present you with a show that reminds us that overcoming dogmas and limiting prejudices can help us rediscover a new form of life, happy, simple and healthy. During this transformative and at the same time healing process medicinal herbs will be of great assistance to us and they can bring back man's much desired well-being".

Wow there are so many things wrong with that description. And now I'm not just referring to the idiotic and incredibly dangerous idea that this promotes, namely that you can just wish your health problems away, but the actual semantic problems.

Breaking the laws of nature and respecting the laws of nature? I mean what? I get it that repeating things is the key to learning but this is just ridiculous. And in the case of a performance, if it get's this repetitive then it's going to be really really bad.

Exactly how can you rediscover a new form of life? I think they mean the good old days. Where there were no pesticides, no vaccines and no medicine. Just like there were no people that lived over the age of 50 or that managed to live with diabetes or survived a disease like cardiomyopathy. I'm sure those people would have never traded places with us.

That's a great ideal to aspire to. Good job Esotera Artis.

And "overcoming dogmas" and "prejudices" coming form an "intitatic theater group" of the xeno-homo-science-truth-phobic cult MISA is just amazing.

Spiritual activities

A series 9 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

B series 9 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

Next day

August 24th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-24T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Conference Svarga Loka part 6 of 6. Duration 6 hours.

12 stamps necessary. No recording allowed.

07:30 – 13:30 Re-audition of the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (6)

Activities with international participation

Special Ayurveda activity part 5

Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID".

08:30 – 11:00 International preparatory meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

Spiritual activity

Kalachakra spiritual group meeting (3):

Access is based on camp pass and yoga ID and only for students from years 9 and above.

09:00 – 13:30 Kalachakra spiritual group meeting: Special meeting to help the people in the bardo of death.

Spiritual activity specific for men

Why "specific for men" and not just "for men"? Don't ask me. Probably men specific things happen there. Like what? I don't know. And it's not because I'm a woman. It's because this is a cult activity and there nothing means what you think it does, or what it should.

Not to mention the fact that what exactly is this supposed to be based on? On psychological aspects? Men and women share many of those. The differences there are not as black and white and as dual as MISA says.

The physiological differences are more obvious (and since there is a physical search involved it can be checked to a certain degree) but without actually asking and testing (which MISA does not do) this is just silly.

Gender and gender differences are a long disputed topic in psychology and philosophy and in my opinion MISA has taken the wrong side. And the bad thing is that they impose these gender ideals without 0 evidence and based only on "Grieg said so".

Sorry guys but being male or female and being feminine or masculine is not that black and white. This only serves to separate people further and that is not healthy. At least in my opinion. Apparently in spirituality that's exactly what is considered correct. And what is ambiguous should be decided based on personal opinion and has to be affirmed with full confidence no matter the contrary evidence.

Here read this article and this instead of a MISA group.

Esoteric Vira® Group (1)

Access is allowed only for men over the age of 18 and who are members of the special Esoteric Vira® Group: Mahavira Ananda.

No recording is allowed like always. And this is not just a request. People are searched at the entrance.

Oh and the best part is that (at least in the past) not even watches are allowed. Because get this they might be bugged. Paranoia to the 10th degree.

12:30 – 17:30 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group: Mahavira Ananda.

Words like brotherhood, vitality, purity and bravery are thrown around. I would love to know exactly how this is supposed to done with MISA's methods.

The official description mentions something called Kaula Tantra but somehow I doubt that what will go on in these super secret meetings are based on that, just like the yoga courses that are supposed to be based on various Hindu scriptures but actually reflect the ideas of Gregoarian Bivolaru and his disciples who wrote them (aka plagiarized them from foreign authors).

Afternoon spiritual program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The state of profound spiritual communion with the great philosopher and spiritually accomplished person Apollonius of Tyana, who visited Shambala and received special initiations from the great wise-men that exist in this realm

Indra initiation

Ah the moment is here. The initiation in the mantra of the spiritual realm of Svarga Loka. All those hours and all those boring conferences. Well as promised here's the mantra for free, without boring speeches or dozens of stamps on ID's etc.

The mantra is:

LAHIM

16:00 – 18:00 Special initiation in the mantra of communion with the spiritual realm of Svarga Loka

Miss Shakti Contest

The fifth evening of the contest.

Access is the same as the night before.

19:30 – 20:15 The integration of the spiritual show-contest „Miss Shakti Costineşti-2011”

No access is allowed during this time.

20:20 – 21:35 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest

I don't actually remember the order in which these events come but that's not really the point. Neither of the actual beauty contest or this presentation so...
One of the tests is the so called intelligence and subtle perceptions test.
This consists of 5th grade level logic questions and 3-5 (?) separate spiritual exemplifications out of which the aspirants to the state of shakti have to guess the exemplified state. The public can also participate. The name of the state that is supposed to be transmitted is not to be identified precisely by those who play the game but rather they have to choose one out of three possible options. So it's basically a spiritual quiz.
This game had some really bad results when it was played at the also "international" (meaning only MISA members are allowed in) yoga congress. The difference is that the results of these tests during the miss contest are not made public.
Now that either means that these girls and women are actually 300% better than the best of the yogis who participated in the yoga congress or that after this test 2-3 participants should remain in the race.
Of course because the system by which the points are given is also a profound and ineffable mystery the intelligence test also could outweigh the results of this. But that makes no sense if you take their word seriously. In the case of the most spiritual beauty contest in the world organized by the greatest spiritual school ever the subtle spiritual perception test should be the most important one.
But then again maybe I'm the one that takes their belief more seriously then they themselves do. Wouldn't be the first time.

21:40 – 21:54 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: The attribute of god the divine moment (audio recording)

There's some bs about god's time and other such things but if you really want to feel small and insignificant I suggest you look into physics.

Even this very shallow and low level wikipedia article has more amazing stuff in it than all of the MISA yoga camp along with all of it's activities with international participation.

This is yet another event that reminds me that not only are the people who organize these and who write these "conferences" not aware of how much more awesome the real world is then their imagined one (the one that they would like to have and which does not really exist), but they also are actively misleading and keeping people from seeing it's true beauty by presenting them with these impoverished versions of the world.

22:00 – 22:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound awareness of the subtle, sublime and mysterious attribute of god the divine moment.

22:35 – 01:00 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest - continued

Next day

August 23rd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

Activities with international participation

International meeting of music therapy

Access is based on camp pass. So it's the usual nice and very open event reserved exclusively for the members of the cult. Sorry guys, it seems you missed the hole point of having an international event.

08:00 – 10:30 International meeting of the coordinators of music therapy courses, coordinated by yoga instructor Dorin Achim (pictured)

Their official website.

The whole idea of music therapy is that certain sounds are like medicine and can help you heal various diseases. There is of course 0 evidence provided as always.

Keep in mind also that according to official MISA doctrine rock music is bad because it has demonic influences and so is jazz because it produces a certain bad mental state. But of course loud disco music is divine and helps bring in the good kind of resonances to the naive disciple.

So this whole healing with music is basically that you should listen to music I like and then you will get better. If heaven forbid you like rock music or jazz then you are obviously to evil to live and I am not willing to help you. Because musical taste is an objective and divinely inspired thing and not everyone's right. And needs to be regulated by the cult just like every other area of the cult members lives.

The music they use is as follows (there probably is some bs method and some bs propaganda during the music therapy sessions, but you're better of not haring that), if you want to experiment with this just search for these songs, most of them are classical pieces:

Sentimentalism
BACH: Brandenburg Concertos no. 1 and no. 3
BEETHOVEN: Symphony No. 9, Part 3
DEBUSSY: Nocturnes
DIABELLI: Romance
RACHMANINOV: Concerto no. 2, Adagio, opus 27
SCHUMAN: Arabesc
CEAIKOVSCKI: Concerto no. 2 for violin, canzonet, opus 35
VIVALDI: The Four Seasons (especially "Winter")
Sadness
BRAHMS: Concerto no. 2 for piano, the 3rd, opus 83
DEBUSSY: Moonlight
MAHLER: Symphony No. 4, Part 3
SAINT-SAENS: Carnival of animals
WAGNER: Overture Tanhauser
Music ragas (Indian): e.g. BHAIRAVA
Balance
ALBINONI: Symphony concert no. 5, opus 2
BACH: Area
BEETHOVEN: Piano Concerto no. 5 in B flat Major, opus 73
DEBUSSY: Sacred and Profane Dances
GOUNOT: Religious for St. Cecilia
HOLST: Planets (Venus)
MOZART: Concerto for flute and harp no. 2, andante, K2999
Gentleness
BEETHOVEN: Concerto no. 3 for piano, the 3rd, opus 37
DVORJAK: Bagatelle no. 3, opus 47
HAYDEN: Concerto for Cello in C, Part One
HOLST: The planets (Neptune)
MAHLER: Scenes from Alsace
MASSENET: Symphony no. 4, first part
Joy
BEETHOVEN: Symphony no. 7, opus 92 , first part
BRUCH: Concerto no. 1 for violin, opus 26
HAYDN: Military symphony, no. 100, first part
MAHLER: Symphony no. 4, Part 2
RACHMANINOV: Symphony no. 2, Allegro molto, opus 27
CEAIKOVSCKI: Sleeping Beauty
Triumph
BEETHOVEN: 5th Symphony
HOLST: Planets (Mars)
MASSENET: Scenes from Alsace 2, 4
RAVEL: Bolero
SIBELIUS: Finlandia
SMETANA: My Motherland II Vltava
PINK FLOYD: Atom Heart Mother
PAUL SIMON & GARFUNKEL: Bridge over troubled water
Vigor
BACH: Brandenburg Concerto no. 2
DVORJAK: Concerto for Cello in and minors, the 3rd, opus 104
GOUNOT: Religious for St. Cecilia
STRAUSS: Death and the transfiguration, transfiguration
MAHALIA JACKSON: Abide With Me
Solemnity
BERLIOZ: Harold in Italy, pilgrims procession
BRAHMS: Symphony No.1, German Requiem

After further searching here's what I found out:

Following MISA logic it probably means that they play different instruments that give off certain sounds ans associate each one with a particular chakra or happy state (only happy states are allowed in a cult, because there everyone is hipper-happy all the time, no such thing as sorrow, sadness or indifference ever exists).
So basically the method consists of producing a sound and placing the instrument on a particular part of your body and feeling the good vibes.
I'm sure that's 100% effective and tested with the appropriate experiments like in the case of every other technique given in MISA.
Here are a few images of what such a therapy group looks like:

Ok then, I highly recommend you watch this video:
Penn and Teller's Bullshit! (Season 6 Episode 2) - New Age Medicine

Special spiritual program with the occasion of the meditation in Yang spiral®

Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (2) followed by a collective prayer towards god the father.

I wonder if this innocuous sounding collective prayer is the same one that had the purpose to destroy MISA's enemies, you know those evil people who left MISA and dared to criticize it?

10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines

11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral

12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg.

14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer towards god the father

The participants to this special event are required to fast on this day before the spiral. And the very manipulative presentation stresses the importance of the event and asks everyone to participate.

And if you think MISA's desciples are all nice and they always participate in important events like this in much greater number then say the beauty contest and you are curious of exactly how many people are in the camp at the moment all you have to do is go there on that day and count them.

I'm of course joking about this. Because MISA is such a big circus and it has it's own little subgroups there are certain people that are interested in this type of event and others are not.

The collective prayer is from what I understand MISA's solution to the challanges that humanity faces currently.

Now the only thing I don't know is if this is the case of the present economic crisis and in this case it's more like Texas govenor Rick Perry's prayer rallies.

Note that gov. Perry also asks his believers to fast on the day of the rally. Wonder if this was the inspiration for plagiarism king MISA/Gregorian Bivolaru.

The invitation by Perry. Notice the similarities.

And a response, which I think nails the essence of the controversy.

With the exception of the political aspects this is in my opinion a copy of this event.

And the problem remains. Telling people to pray instead of actually doing something to solve a problem just because you are in a position of power and you have a religious agenda (even though MISA's religious agenda is far more ambiguous than Perrry's), and you don't really have any solution to people's actual problems, then the most easy thing to do is to tell them to pray. And of course if you apply the god can't loose standard about which I talked before then you end up with nice, docile sheep that do anything you tell them to.

Like participate in the above mentioned black magic ritual to get back the charisma that MISA and Grieg gave to a certain person who is no longer deserving of it.

Or it's just the ever popular the world is in decline and the end is near scare tactic.

If it's this then we already saw that this year. And we already know what that's about. The end is always near. And you as a good believer in our crazy doctrine have to give time and/or money to save it and to thank us for saving your stupid as from it and guaranteeing a place for you in heaven or it's MISA version that is promised: the coming golden age called Satya Yuga. According to MISA doctrine we are now of course living in the Kali Yuga, the age of decline. And this is blamed for many of the "persecutions" of believers and spirituality that is to blame for all of MISA's troubles with public perception. Makes sense doesn't it? I know you would have never though that a group that is accused of human trafficking, prostitution, paramilitary organization and recommending that people drink urine was persecuted because of this decline in spirituality.

Indra initiation

Conference Svarga Loka part 5 of 6. Duration 3 hours.

11 stamps needed.

17:30 – 20:30 Re-audition of the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (5)

Evening spiritual program

20:45 – 20:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine immobility (audio).

So either god is incapable to do anything and that's why things are bad and prayer doesn't help or he never gave a shit and he still doesn't. Ok if that's what they meant, but if they mean that god is the same as he always was then someone obviously didn't read this wonderful book by an actual scholar and who actually did research on the topic not just recorded the things that pop into his head like certain "spiritual masters" I know.

I've read it myself and yes it's a hard read, but if you actually are interested in the truth and you have thousands of people waiting all year for your wise words on the topic then I think it's not much to ask to read at least one book like this.

Especially if you have the awesome paranormal power of putting your hand on a book and reading it, like superman Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru is supposed to have.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound conscientization of the divine, subtle and mysterious attribute of god: immobility.

21:40 – 23:40 Viewing

Of what? Probably something super secret.

Evening spiritual program

18:30 – 20:40 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Some initiatic esoteric aspects of the symbolism of fire part 2. Duration 2 hours 10 minutes.

20:45 – 20:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine immobility (audio recording)

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound conscientization of the divine, subtle and mysterious attribute of god: immobility.

21:45 – 23:00 Conference by yoga instructor Ioan Mărginean, titled: How the spiritual significance of the parables of Jesus form the gospel of Thomas that was revealed to me and understanding their spiritual significance with the help of a spiritual key that allows their deep understanding.

Ah the nice Gnostic-Christian conference of the camp. Oh if you didn't know MISA promotes a gnostic-newage-conspiracy-nut mix of religion. But of course as always this still doesn't make MISA a religious organization. They really need a disclaimer on these programs. Or maybe they don't, because no one ever call them out for this.

Next day

August 22nd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-22T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation
Conference Svarga Loka part 4 of 6. Duration 6 hours.
10 stamps required. No notes or recordings allowed.

07:45 – 13:45 Re-hearing the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings part 4.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Profound spiritual communion with the King of the World from Shambala.
The irony of objecting left and right to the "new world order" and "one world government" etc and at the same time doing meditations to come into communion with something called "the king of the world" somehow seems so pass over MISA and it's students year after year without leaving a mark.
Oh the irony the irony.

Activities with international participation
Special Ayurveda activity part 4.
Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID".

08:30 – 11:00 International preparatory meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

Afternoon program
11:45 – 13:45 Conference by yoga instructor Grace Ambăruş titled: Shambala the spiritual center of the planet that protects and guides humanity and the planet Earth
Oh the other nice and cult like thing is to give the disciple a new name. Grace Ambăruş formerley know as Gabriela Ambăruş is (was?) the vice-president of the MISA association. I wrote about her before here.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Profound spiritual communion with the King of the World from Shambala.

14:35 – 16:40 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Some initiatic esoteric aspects of the symbolism of fire part 1. Duration 2 hours 5 minutes.
Translation: some but not all, because I want to seem like I know everything but I'm really lazy and just googled this up an hour ago and I just rambled for a few hours about every stupid thing that pops in my mind and you should feel endless gratitude towards me because I'm the master and you are my sheep.

Miss Shakti Contest
The fourth evening of the contest. Access is like the night before.
17:50 – 18:35 Spiritual integration of the „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest
Access is not allowed during this period.

18:40 – 21:40 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest
21:40 – 21:56 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine intention (audio recording)

22:00 – 22:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound conscientization of the subtle, sublime and mysterious energy of god's attribute of divine intention

There is a test in the Miss Shakti contest during which the participants, or aspirants to the state of Shakti as they are referred to in the cult, have to choose an object from a a selection of objects on stage and they have to "use it in an unconventional manner". This is done with a very spiritual aka sensual soundtrack playing. The goal of course is to use the chosen object as a sex toy and of course use it in the most sensual and erotic fashion possible. At least I never saw any of the aspirants to the state of Shakti to use any of the objects in a creative, useful manner that would actually be a creative use of the object. The purpose is to play with it like a sex toy and turn on the audience and the master who will personally watch the video recordings of the contest.
Oh did you know that? The entire contest is recorded and sent to the master residing in a(n) ~~mysterious~~ unknown place.

The entire event is interrupted by "artistic moments" or by the meditations.

22:35 – 01:00 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest - continued

Next day

August 21st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Romantic Trance initiation

Induction of the Romantic trance state (2) – induction of the state

No recording or note taking is allowed.

09:00 – 14:35 Induction sustained in a subtle telepathic way by Grieg: Induction of the beneficial trance state

As far as I understand the essence of the technique is that you need to put a rubber band on your finger and move it around ate certain times and you need NEED Grieg to induce the state to your puny mind. You alone are not capable of this. God, almighty god who made everything and who's many mysterious aspects are discussed and meditated over during this camp, is also unable to give you this trance state on your own. Don't you see how deeply and mysteriously you need Grieg? Can't you see that you just can't be without him?

Even if he's not here, let's pretend that he's sitting somewhere in Sweden (or Paris) and is sending out the trance state that arrives just as it was sent to toe inbox in your heart/Sahashrara Chakra/whatever.

Afternoon program

15:00 – 15:30 Exemplification: Ecstatic translation in the mysterious realm of Shambala

Special spiritual program

15:40 – 20:25 Re-audition of the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Inititatic aspects of the significance of Spiritual Covenant. Duration: 4 hours 45 minutes.

Evening spiritual program

20:30 – 20:58 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine covenant (audio)

This is basically the time when MISA makes a deal with ~~the devil~~ god that suits their plans. Check.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound conscientization of the subtle, mysterious and sublime energy of god's attribute of divine covenant

Spiritual activities

Special viewing (2)

21:35 – 22:30 Watching the movie "The Divine Library".

Romantic Trance initiation

Induction of the romantic trance state (2): exiting the state.

Acess is up until 23:30.

Wonder what is supposed to happen if someone doen't get in until that point? Would they stay in the state? Kind of weird. And forced.

Would it go away on it's own? Then what's the point of the exiting the state meetings?

And if you stay in the state is that bad? This is supposed to be a beneficial trance state so why does length matter? And why is it limited? Oh damn those pesky questions ruining nice delusions of the believers.

00:00 – 00:30 Exiting the romantic trance state.

00:35 – 00:50 Accounts.

Again the accounts to fortify the delusion that something is happening and that something is deeply beneficial. Even if all you felt was frustration because it's so uncomfortable and so damn long.

After all a billion fly's can't be wrong. If everyone feels good, so sooo gooood, during the trance state, then so should you. And if you don't then there must be something wrong with you.

Next day

August 20th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-20T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Conference: Svarga Loka (part 3 of 6). Duration 3 hours.

9 stamps needed.

10:30 – 13:30 Conference (re-audition) by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (3)

Activities with international participation

Special Ayurveda activity part 3.

Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID".

08:00 – 10:15 International preparatory meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

Alternative afternoon program

10:30 – 12:45 Conference (re-audition) by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: About stupidity part 3 (duration 2 hours 15 minutes)

13:00 – 13:30 Exemplification: The state of deep communion with the subtle energy of god's will, total, enigmatic, omnipotent and without equal.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The state of deep spiritual communion with the great yogi and philosopher Dattatreya

Miss Shakti Contest

The third evening of the contest. Entrance is as before.

If I remember correctly this is about the time where the very (stupid) and uniquely spiritual test of "asking stupid questions" comes. They are mostly wordplay and sexual innuendo. Not much fun is to be had for foreigners. Sorry. But this is somehow considered a valid spiritual test during the most spiritual contest for women on the planet organized by a non-profit organization with educational goals. Sure.

Not only that but MISA also promises to increase intelligence with ancient and 100% authentic (MISA lingo for proven to work, actually meaning "I believe it and if you don't believe based only on my personal delusion, you're demonic") yogic methods.

For such an organization, with such goals and during such an event to force adult, presumably intelligent women to answer incredibly stupid and demeaning questions is either weird or makes perfect sense for a cult.

The questions are according to the official MISA propaganda are meant to test the participant's lateral thinking. Well not really. This is not lateral thinking. That's something entirely different. The point of lateral thinking is not to ask and answer weird questions in the most funny and most sexually filled manner possible.

But of course you need an open mind to understand the difference between weird and creative. Something not encouraged in a cult. Because heaven forbid you might get the blasphemous lateral though: maybe I'm in a cult.

Sample questions:

What does the Lord of the Rings do with a bracelet?

How do the cardinal points make love?

What does a telephone think of telepathy?

Two Chinese sticks meet a spoon. How do they great each other?

What does a zebra do on a crosswalk/zebra crossing? (Sounds weird doesn't it? This is an example of wordplay that does not translate well to other languages. In Romanian the word for the animal zebra and the crosswalk is the same, but zebra crossing sounds strange, at least to me. And besides the obvious point of this is to say that one zebra is on top of another zebra like during sex)

What does the full half of the glass say to the empty half of the glass to convince him to change places?

What does the music of the spheres do when it meats a cube? (Again with the x meets y and something incredible must happen. No dear bigoted ones. People can interact with others very different form themselves in a normal manner. Just because you can't doesn't mean that others can't either)

How do clouds, with their head in the clouds, behave?

What is the most daring fantasy of an aquarium?

What does going out of print mean for an envelope?

What does buttermilk think of domestic abuse?

All of the above questions are form the 2006 edition of the beauty contest.

The Romanian word for buttermilk is battered milk. Now this not only another hard to translate and hard to carry over to other cultures wordplay, but is a rather insulting thing to ask for young girls in a beauty contest to answer in a funny and lighthearted manner. Of course there are 0 victims of domestic abuse in MISA according to the official position and hence it's an ok subject for fun and humor.

No! No and NO!

You make fun and expect the participants to make fun of domestic abuse and call yourselves spiritual? Not all the transfiguration filled sex-sessions and all the divine love and divine compassion meditations will help you if you do not realize that this is wrong.

I mean what would be a good answer to this?

That he/she/it thinks she deserved it?

That that just happens?

That it happened to me (the buttermilk) too?

Or does the following answer get the maximum amount of points: MISA is a yoga school and this is yet another calumnious lie from the media. We are prepared to do a bet of 77.777 Euros with any journalist who can prove that one single person ever in the history of the planet was involved in domestic abuse?

Seriously. What would be a good answer?

If you are a participant in this beauty contest and think that you have awakened the inner divine male, I dare you to give this answer if you get this question.

I know there's very little chance of this happening but this is one of those things that makes me think of ~~the ancient and authentic wisdom~~: All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing (the quote attributed to Edmund Burke).

If tantra and MISA do promote a higher view of women (as goddesses) and that is a good thing in your opinion and that's why you entered this contest, then why do you let yourself be paraded around like cattle and have your intelligence not only denied but actively hindered by things like this?
The so called intelligence test (that is to come in the following days) only proves that the organizers of this event and the people who do the intelligence test questions think that in order to become the most pretty and most spiritual woman of MISA you don't need to be intelligent you need only to be really-really inhibition free (aka manifest the typical behavior of women in hardcore porn movies) and you should be able to do a sufficiently arousing erotic dance whenever prompted.
The majority of these "tests" have this aim and in not one single instance do they aim to show that the women participating are human beings that are worth respect and love. And why not admiration. No, their whole performance (and hence (spiritual) worth) hinges upon their performance in the question of how much can they arouse the audience. And no the "spiritual perceptions" "test" is not the solution. If anything that makes things worse.

Not to mention the sexual-harassment-like-forcing-upon-everyone-someone-else's-perverted-sexual fantasy that is to come in the following days? Why and how is this considered to help women live and enhance their femininity is beyond me? This is exploitation 101 and incredibly demeaning. But hey maybe I'm not spiritual enough to see the beauty in this bacchanalia.

17:50 – 18:35 Integrating the show-contest. No access is allowed in the conference field at this time.

18:40 – 21:50 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest

22:00 – 22:30 Exemplification: The overwhelming manifestation of god's mysterious calling

22:35 – 01:00 „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest - continued

Next day

August 19th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Conference: Svarga Loka (part 2 of 6). Duration 4 hours 34 minutes.

In order to get the initiation you need 8 stamps on your special Indra imitation ID. You my very special readers of course will get it for free.

09:00 – 13:35 Conference (re-audition) by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (2)

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Evocation and deep spiritual communion with the great philosopher and enlightened person Babaji

Activities with international participation

Special Ayurveda activity part (2)

Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID".

08:30 – 11:00 International preparatory meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

Afternoon program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Evocation and deep spiritual communion with the great philosopher and enlightened person Babaji

14:35 – 16:50 Conference (re-audition) of the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: About stupidity part 2. Duration 2 hours 15 minutes.

Special spiritual program with the occasion of the Yang Spiral® meditation

Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (2)

17:00 – 18:00 Entering the zodiac lines

18:00 – 19:00 Forming the spiral

19:00 – 20:45 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The sovereign state of absolute indetermination which characterizes in eternity god's mysterious existence

Special spiritual program

23:00 – 00:30 Presentation by Emanuel Enache titled: An anticipatory incursion in the coming future, prophesied by the clairvoyant Vanga and the Indian phillosopher Sundar Singh (who by the way prophesied these things only in MISA, no toher verifiable source for these prophecies exist) and other beings inspired by god about the successfull fullfilment of the exeptional divine mission of Romania through the divine grace and will of god. Part 2, continued from the 4th of May 2011.

1. The obvious assumption that everyone who will participate in this has also participated in that presentation as well. Why? Was it mandatory? Was it so special that everyone from all around the world (I'm of course referring to only the disciples of MISA) was present? Why again?

2. This is nothing more than the us vs them section of MISA's brainwashing. According to MISA doctrine Romania is a unique place chose by god himself to prepare the forthcoming return of Christ, which Ironically is supported by things that no good christian would ever admit to.

This let's make you feel special is exploited fully in MISA. Entire books were published about the topic. Entire conferences (like these) are dedicated to the topic. Entire series of spiritual activities Etc.

It's part of the official MISA doctrine. And it's nothing but badly disguised nationalism and xenophobia. Which for such an international organization (that you could see for yourself holds ayurveda conferences/training with international participation) is rather strange. If you are or were part of MISA's non-Romanian branch please let me know when were you initiated into this great and important secret, and how it was presented to you. Were you told that you're nation is nice, and we love to take your money, but Romanians are special. And it's your bad karma that didn't allow you to be born in that special and privileged place.

Let me know.

Spiritual activities

A series 8 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

B series 8 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

Next day

August 18th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-18T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Confrence: Svarga Loka part 1 of 6. Duration: 5 hours 15 minutes.

You need 7 stamps on your Indra ID to get in.

At the end of this series another (again most likely fictional) mantra is given, which you can also see get here for free. This initiation from my part is just as effective as the one given in MISA, minus the boring several hours long speeches about everything but the topic, and minus the money, and the oath you need to take for MISA.
The oath meaning to swear that you do not divulge the (worthless) secret of this great initiation. This is very important for MISA. Just like for the Freemasons they "fight" so so "hard".

I'll write up the mantra in nice bold letters the day the MISA imitation is happening and you have my permission to pass it on as much as you like.

If not, here's a challenge for you MISA:

prove to me that your method is right and this is wrong.
Prove to me that anyone in MISA has had a genuine initiation from a genuine lineage who's founder had a genuine connection to an existing deity form this place you call Svarga Loka and that this mantra can be passed on only in this way.

Prove me this and I'll be happy to remove the mantra form the site.

08:15 – 13:30 Conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The spiritual realm of divine godly beings par 1.

Activities with international participation

Special Ayurveda activity part 1.

Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID".

08:30 – 11:00 International meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

And I'm assuming hammering on the international part is there to give the event some very undeserved credit and air of authenticity, considering that no one outside of the cult can even enter this event.

In case you are not familiar with what this is, the ayurveda courses are supposed to be based on ancient Indian medicine (which nowdays can be reffered to as alternative medicine) and this is the supposed method by which MISA claims to heal every disease known and not known (not to mention non existing) during the time this system was developed centuries ago.

The sad (or scary part, depends on your point of view) about this is that MISA has actual medical doctors in on the scheme. Doctors who should know better than to allow dubious practices based on the bullshit of astrology and long debunked hypotheses like the doshas that this bs system promotes inside MISA.
Being the nice little cult that they are the ayurveda lecturers (who don't actually have a school, with exams or propper training but call themselves lecturers because that sounds nice) have their own little subculture in MISA.

During the Costineşti camp they have a medical cabinet open where the participants of the camp can go and have ayurvedic examination and treatment by these people.

The whole ayurveda classes are centered arround some really boring and really fictional courses written by anonymus authors that are exactly like the yoga courses and of course have 0 sources cited and 0 peer reviewed or experimental evidence backing them up.

These mainly center around legends presneted in the courses and "taking plants" by putting a powdered plant under your tongue and keeping it there for a certain amount of time while listening to music (this sometimes is optional). This is the great and unique MSIA revelation regarding health.

Gregorian Bivolaru is of course supposed to be the greatest ayurveda master in MISA and his adivce is considered to be the supreme one and many disciples follow it, supposedly up until their death.

Now you might say this is all nice and what is wrong with this? They believe these things and it seems to work for them, so what's wrong with that?
To that I say: it's all nice until the point you actually get sick. I mean really sick. Not just some imagined and consciously induced problem by the people running the cult like the occasional demon possession, or bad feeling or some undefined uncomfortable feeling etc., for which the bs that MISA promotes is a pretty good cure since they themselves have created the problem. But when it comes to actual diseases or problems that need actual intervention not just listening to nice music, chewing on some plants and imagining that you are getting better.

There's an entire Topic (Romanian) on exmisa.org about the known cases of people (sometimes VIPs) from MISA who died of cancer.

Now a little help is never bad, and I'm not saying that all of alternative treatments are bad, but MISA also promotes the crazy conspiracy idea that all (and this time I do mean all) of scientifically tested, and retested medicine is bad. All of it. No exception.

This would be ok if they could keep their promise of perfect health that is on their poster with which they advertise their yoga and ayurveda courses. Instead all they do is bash actual proven treatments and offer an untested and sometimes proven to be not effective (example) or even outright dangerous treatments. And people in the cult are dying sometimes in great pain and with much suffering.

If this does not seem wrong to you then I can't really say anything.

Oh and let's not forget the fact that not only do they (with the lead of the spiritual school's enlightened master) let you die but they go on to call you names and declare you persona non grata and enemy of the school after you die. And say that you got sick of cancer because you dared to express dissagreement with the infallible Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" "Grieg" "Scumpi" Bivolaru. Like they did in the case of Monica Ceşa.

If this seems spiritual, and seems to be an organization worth joining then there's something seriously wrong with people.

Afternoon spiritual program

11:30 – 13:45 Conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: About stupidity part 1. Duration 2 hours 15 minutes.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Evocation and profound spiritual communion with the great yogi Sri Aurobindo

14:40 – 16:20 Conference by yoga instructor Marin Ion, titled: Detachment in love
Now I've never heard of this guy, and I've never heard this talk he is about to give, but knowing what those two code words mean in MISA lingo I'm assuming that the moral of the whole thing will be: it's ok to have multiple partners even if the other half of the spiritual couple you are in doesn't know about it. And if he/she finds out then it's exclusively his/her karma aka fault and it's exclusively his/her problem to deal with. You have the divine excuse of detachment to use in order to run away from taking responsibility fro your own actions.
So basically if you are not familiar with what in MISA is named tantra it's basically this: the main rule is to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible. If you are in a romantic relationship and your partner does not want to open up your relationship to allow as many spiritual aspirants to the ecstasy of tantra as possible, all you have to do is keep it a secret form him/her. You can still let everyone els know about it in the cult. And since MISA already trains it's members to be such good secret keppers this should not be a problem. MISA is the cheating bastard/bitch's heaven.
If feelings are (rightfully) hurt then the excuse is that the person who was hurt is to blame (blame the victim) because of his/her bad karma. And or his/her exacerbated ego. That's the one hurting him/her and not the tantric aspirants cheating. No. People on the divine path of tantra (and especially in MISA, the ultimate tantric path) are never ever wrong. Who doesn't see this type of behavior as something divine, transfigurating and something to aspire to, then there is something wrong with that person. Never the disciple of MISA.
If you understand Romanian I recommend you read Arwen's wonderful piece on the topic. She presents it far better then I ever could. Plus she's speaking from experience.

Miss Shakti Contest

Second evening of the contest.

Entrance is until 19:30, and continued from 20:15 – 22:00 and again after 22:30.

19:30 – 20:15 The spritual integration of the „Miss Shakti-Costineşti 2011” Contest

During this time access is not allowed.

20:20 – 21:50 „Miss Shakti Costineşti 2011” Contest

22:00 – 22:30 Exemplification: The superior state of spiritual authority which is born of an endless love state

22:35 – 01:00 „Miss Shakti Costineşti 2011” Contest – continued

After this event the number of girls is greatly reduced based on (you guessed it) profoundly mysterious criteria. The number of points are announced at the end of the evening but the criteria by which the judges award those points (and since we're at it the criteria base don which the judges themselves are chosen) is a deep and dark mystery.

Next day

August 17th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

09:00 – 11:00 Special initiation in the mantra of the heavenly divine being Indra.

The actual MISA initiation implies standing in line for a couple of hours and then going in a room one-by-one and having a random guy/gal tells you the big secret mantra, asks you to repeat it and then proceeds to pushes his/her index and middle fingers in the middle of your forehead until it hurts enough and you stand like this for about 2 minutes so that it seems like you are actually receiving something.

Well since (as I mentioned last time) this mantra is entirely Gregorian Bivolaru's invention you can use it just like any other given in MISA, because it's just as effective.

The mantra is: DHRAM.

Spiritual activity specific for women

Esoteric Shakti Group®

And so starts the intensive tantra themed brainwashing portion if the camp. But of course MISA still only deals in teaching yoga.

Access is allowed only for the shakti group members, newly renamed Esoteric Shakti Group® Venus Romania. The Venus Association is the name of the also non-profit organization under which MISA organizes it's groups for women. Absolutely no recording or note taking is allowed either. They are working really hard on keeping the informations given a secret. But we already know about the ultimate goal of all the special and super-secret events geared towards men and women separately. It seems unlikely that they found something so extraordinarily revolutionary and it seems even more unlikely that they would have changed something that has worked so well for so many years. So all the paranoia and secrecy is kind of ridiculous.

09:30 – 13:30 Special meeting of the participants of the shakti groups with the topic: The exceptional accounts of women who experienced the state of amorous ecstasy (Samadhi).

The meeting is coordinated by MISA porn and erotic star Aida Călin. She is the supposed inventor of the whole shakti groups and is (was) a big part of the MISA erotic business connection. She played in several MISA made porn movies as well as worked on several erotic video-chat sites for enhancing her femininity and the glorious spiritual mission of MISA to raise the spiritual level of humanity.

She also is a MISA yoga instructor as well as the current coordinator (again note not teacher or something similar) of the main Shakti group in Bucharest. She also has her own room in the famous MISA female guests's villa. She holds special lectures for the women of the villa about among other things erotic massage and other exclusively sex-based topics.

She also is a member of the judge panel of the Miss Shakti contest, MISA's beauty contest.

When not the star shakti of MISA during the summer she holds really expensive (for an ordinary woman with no qualifications to do so) workshops for women that are a watered down version of the Shakti groups.

Afternoon program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The ineffable state of deep communion with the intimate nature of Indra

Indra initiation

Laya yoga meditation followed by accounts from the participants.

Again with the cultish behavior. It might seem that I'm obsessing with this, but other than an obvious attempt to force people into shutting up about not hearing the mantra and not have a spiritual state and encouraging the automatic repetition of other's accounts I can't see any legitimate reasons for this.

The mantra with the Laya yoga method is supposed to be ultimate way to know the god in question, then why is there a need for this confessional? And why is it forced on the participants? If this gets a stamp on the ID and a certain number of stamps are necessary to participate in the next round (the Svarga Loka mantra initiation) then this is compulsory and not ok. And highly manipulative.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The ineffable state of communion with the intimate nature of Indra.

14:45 – 15:45 Special meditation: Meditation with the secret mantra of Indra.

15:50 – 16:20 Accounts.

Again the confessional and of course it will be recorded for the future. Just like all those HIV and syphilis tests are necessary for the future too.

The „Miss Shakti- Costineşti 2011” contest

First evening of the beauty contest.

Luckily only people over 18 are allowed to enter, but there's the drawback of this being a tantric/yoga based cult's beauty contest: the secrecy and the interdiction to talk about what goes on during the contest makes those who can not get in even more curious and even more prone to become more and more brainwashed as they advance during their years in MISA.

The problem is that MISA has many underage students who do participate in the camp. I have talked to one particular girl that told me with sadness that she can not come to the Shakti contest because she's not 18 yet and she can't wait to be able to do so. Yes this is just one example but if MISA does have hundreds of thousands of students like they claim then this number should be high. And that's dangerous.

Access is done in sections: until 19:30, and then the doors are closed and no one is allowed to enter until 20:15 – 22:00 and then again after 22:30.

The Shakti contest events usually last until late in the night or early morning.

19:30 – 20:15 The spiritual integration of the „Miss Shakti- Costineşti 2011” contest-show

Access is not allowed during this period.

This is a part of the magical thinking popular in MISA. Not special select people can't enter because they might pollute the place with their bad, not adequate resonances. As far as I know a special imagination technique is performed and nothing else. Everyone is made feel special and that's the whole purpose.

20:20 – 21:50 The „Miss Shakti- Costineşti 2011” contest

The first evening's program is to present all the girls by each of them going on the (ridiculously kitsch) stage and saying their name, year of yoga, city of yoga, zodiac sign, ascendant and something called Nitya that is for some reason an important superstition to determine how good of a shakti someone is (the purpose of the contest). Because the random arrangement of random objects in space at the time a random carbon based life on a random piece of rock floating around in space is such a good determinant of exactly how much of a channel for the creating power of the god that created everything you are. Makes perfect sense.

I wonder how that was discovered? See also.

Typical Miss Shakti stage

And as a bonus here are some retro images of past contests to give you a taste of what goes on.

View form the back of the stage

The whole thing is now covered up so you wouldn't have such a good view from the neighboring building.

And this is approximately how the first days event looks except that now the participants are now dressed, typically in an extra small red bikini during the first event. So I guess the quality of the contest has really went downs since those glorious first years.

The bikini looks exactly like this one taken from the official MISA website yogaesoteric and is probably provided by the organizers because all of them look the same.

And no, not all the contestants look like that. But this you have to give to MISA they do not discriminate based on the waist circumference of the participants. But on the other hand I know of no Miss winner who wouldn't be able to go in the modeling business afterwards. So .....

And for a start I also recommend you read this, Sarshi's (another former female MISA yogi's) recollection of the event who actually participated in this first stage.

22:00 – 22:30 Exemplification: The mystery of the eternal feminine.

22:35 – 01:00 The „Miss Shakti- Costineşti 2011” contest – continued

Next day

August 16th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-16T17:00:00.000-07:00

Romantic Trance initiation

Induction of the beneficial romantic trance state (1) - The induction of the state

Entrance is until 7:30. Again no recording and no note taking is allowed.

08:00 – 15:45 The induction sustained by the great master in a paranormal manner. Too bad they are neither willing or able to prove any of this.

Afternoon program

16:15 – 16:45 Exemplification: The state of ecstatic trance that integrates us fully in the reality of paradisaical astral planes

Evening program

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The ineffable state of spacial-temporal synesthesia.

Kind of reminds me of this:

Romantic Trance initiation

Induction of the beneficial romantic trance state (1) – exiting the state

Here's the description (in Romanian) of the entire process.

00:00 – 00:30 Exiting beneficial romantic trance state

00:35 – 00:50 Accounts

The accounts will be recorded by the organizers. And probably will be the subject of yet another days mandatory viewing in future years. Nice little brainwashing/torture tool MISA is developing right there.

Spiritual activities

A series 7 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

B series 7 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

Next day

August 15th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Conference part 2, duration: 8 hours. Taking notes is allowed.

08:00 – 13:40 Rehearing the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Indra - the divine leader of the realm of godly spiritual beings part 2.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Sandalphon.

14:40 – 17:00 Audio continued.

Alternative afternoon program

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The state of spiritual communion with the Virgin Mary.

13:05 – 13:25 Laya yoga meditation with the mantra of Matangi.

13:30 – 13:57 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Sandalphon - The archangel of the Holly Spirit. Audio.

What does the archangel of the Holly Spirit mean? Is it like it's sidekick? It's bodyguard? What?

According to the description/explanation provided this is supposed to be the archangel that manipulates humanity towards .... ? What? The description says that towards subtle energies, the subtle energies of endless divine love etc. Why would that be a good goal?

And the fact that everyone gets this "divine boost" from this angel and yet some people still (decide to) do harm is not discussed seems strange to me.

All this talk about angels and divine purpose and divine boosts of endless love and all that crap but this is never discussed. If this god(s) that the MISA yogi is supposed to believe in is so omnipresent and has so many little helpers how the hell is doing wrong still possible? Why is it such an easy option?

A currently ongoing event is the riots in London and the UK. How can something like this happen while there is this endlessly loving and caring god in existence? And since MISA has a branch in the UK and they probably do all the great and divinely integrated actions traditional in MISA how did this still happen?

And how come there wasn't an announcement to help (at least in the imaginary sense in the MISA equivalent of prayer, subtly) the people involved? Are they going to wait until the riots are definitely over and then announce a special meditation/event to help them and declare victory? Like in the case of the Japanese earthquake earlier this year. To be sure that it has the outcome they want.

Also according to the official description provided this is supposed to be the divine postman that collects all the prayers that humans say and takes them to god. Well I don't know. I'd say he's kind of behind on that.

And of course the god answers with yes, no and wait excuse is invoked.

Regarding this you can watch this video:

or this one

or if you prefer to read this and this.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Sandalfon

Spiral meditation ~~overload~~ program

Ah, the famous ying, yang and ying/yang spirals. All copyrighted of course.

The whole idea of this is self-contradicting. If the classic MISA yang spiral is the one that works then what's the situation with it's opposite the yin spiral? Is that a different form of energy like in the case of yoga postures (asanas) that have a yin and a yang side of execution (usually left-right)? If so why? And what evidence is there for any of this?

Add to this the fact that according to MISA doctrine women have a predominance of Yin and men have a predominance of Yang and both of them should work towards a harmony between the two and try to attain the state of the divine androgyny (this itself contradicts the very obvious and very widely practiced segregation of the two sexes) and that is completely contradicts this whole practice.

The whole point of Shakti and Vira groups is to reach to goal of becoming more feminine and more masculine respectively. If androgyny would be the real ideal then it should be the goal not exaggeration of one's gender. For this see also.

Another widely held MISA belief is that certain foods and certain actions and certain things increase the yin and others increase the yang in ones being. And that a surplus of yin is bad for you. But you can never have enough yang. Many of the so called techniques taught in MISA's various courses have this sole purpose: to increase the yang.

So separating the two genders and putting the women together in a spiral that has the purpose of increasing the yin in their beings is downright despicable.

Mind you I did participate in a spiral like this and the result was exactly the same as for every other "normal" spiral: absolutely nothing. So I'm not actually worried that something bad will really happen to these people because it's all in their heads, but the question still remains: why would advanced yogis who have special insight and a special relationship with an omniscient god agree to participate in something that according to their own beliefs is bad for them?

Plus there is this problem of if a Yin spiral is good (in spite of all those reasons mentioned above) then why can't there be just Yin spirals only for women? If it's good than this should be a big part of the Shakti culture in MISA. Or maybe it is, and maybe I'm just not aware of this because I wasn't worthy enough to receive this secret.

Either way it should be worth a test. A simple test. Just gahter up a bunch of women, arrange them according to the method, do the meditation and after that have them write down separatley(!) their own experienece. If the excess of yin is bad for you idea (hypothesis) is correct then a wast majority of them (more than chance) should have a bad experience and the yin/yang spirals should be discontinued. Or the opposite, and then you should hold yin spirals for special shakti events. If yo are not willing to do this then you are just lazy and wasting your time with listening to 8-10 hour long audio recordings of your dear master.

And then there's my favorite part in these spirals in the official camps, under the official and divinely inspired guidance of a genuine enlightened spiritual master: will they face towards the center or towards the outside? Because they kept changing it last year. At one event it was to the outside, at another to the inside. With no explanation of course. If there is one I don't know of it.

My problem with this is that in the case of the Yin/Yang spiral the women had to face outwards and the men inwards, and in the case of the classic yang spirals everyone had to face inwards. The rotation is also opposite in this case (I think). And everywhere else, in other countries where MISA's branches held yang spirals, everyone faced inwards towards the center of the spiral.

And then they changed it last year. With no explanation.

Well which one is it?

Does the fact that it's made up of only women make it a yin spiral? Or the rotation? Or the facing in or out? Or just the name in the program and nothing verifiable and hence non-existent in real life make it a yin spiral vs. a yang spiral?

And does this mean that all those spirals last year that had people facing in a different direction were ineffective? Or somehow different? Were they worse? Then why did you (the organizers and whoever's bright idea it was in the first place) have them do it in like that? Or were they better and in this case why have you been doing it in the opposite (=less effective) way until then? For 20+ years!

Wasn't the proper way to do this revealed fully and completely (and hence perfectly) at the first try since it was (supposedly via) divine revelation?

All in all this whole idea of a yin/yang spiral is stupid and inconsistent with their other beliefs, but it is a good idea PR wise. And looks good on photos. I guess that's the whole point. But no MISA teaches it's students humility and satisfaction with the divine will.

So anyways here's the program:

17:30 – 18:00 Entering the zodiac lines.

18:00 – 19:00 Forming the two spirals.

19:00 – 21:45 Meditations sustained spiritually in a subtle-telepathic manner by the master. No topic is given.

22:00 – 22:30 Exemplification: The state of deep communion with the mysterious subtle energy of divine humility, continuously equal with itself, deep and unique.

So it's energy that is equal to itself. Is that like dividing by zero? Where's physicist Mihai Stoian when you need him? Oh wait this might just be his bright idea.

Spiritual activities

A series 6 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

B series 6 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

Next day

August 14th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-14T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Signing up day 2.

Indra initation

First part of the "conference" about Indra. Duration 3 hours 10 minutes.

Here's the wikipedia entry for the god Indra and based on my experience this is much more clear and makes more sense than the endless hours of the greatest spiritual masters monotone drivel.

And unlike the MISA version wikipedia does not require a special ID, nor does it require you to upload 2 pictures of yourself in a bikini to it's servers for an aura check, nor the requirement to be an editor of wikipedia and nor does it require a wikipedia moderator to vouch for you in order to access the information.

Taking notes is allowed at this event. Wonder why the trance initiation is so super secret that people can't even take notes even though the method is on the internet just like the mantra of Indra.

You also need to know that according to the master himself this mantra that the participants will get at the end of this series of conferences is not from any traditional source or scripture but rather was revealed to him personally by the god Indra. So authentic yoga right there.

10:00 – 13:10 Rehearing the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Indra - the divine leader of the realm of godly spiritual beings part 1.

13:30 – 13:57 Presentation (I still don't get why there need to be two separate names for the same thing: a pre-recorded audio file of the master reading out loud from a piece of paper really-really slowly and accentuating every other word like it's the main idea of the whole lecture) by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Rafael – The messenger of god's mysterious power of healing. Audio.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Rafael

Alternative afternoon program

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The divine state of kindness

13:05 – 13:25 Laya yoga meditation with the mantra of Matangi.

13:30 – 13:57 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Rafael – The messenger of god's mysterious power of healing. Audio.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Rafael

Spiritual activities

Kalachakra spiritual group 2.

Access is based on camp pass and yoga course ID. Access sis allowed only for those from the 9-22 years of yoga.

15:00 – 17:30 Kalachakra spiritual group meeting: The essence of the meditative practice in Dzogchen.

Held by Cristian Ţurcanu yoga instructor.

Yoga instructor. Note that not yoga teacher, yoga professor, not something else. In MISA only a select few can have the grandiose title of yoga teacher. Among them Gregorian Bivolaru and Mihai Stoian and his crew. I never understood why this was.

The Dzogchen teachings are supposed to be the highest of the nine yana which is interesting because MISA teachers and students have serious problems with basic ones like telling the truth.

At the end of the event an exemplification will be sustained by the great master with the topic: Trekcho - the fundamental practice of integrating the contemplative state in our daily lives.

Evening spiritual program

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The mysterious state of spiritual youth which makes us experience the revelation of eternity

What does youth (not to mention "spiritual youth") have to do with eternal life?

To get you in the mood for this try watching the below video. It starts from hell but also discussed eternal life which I think is also applicable to heaven.

Spiritual activities

Spiritual-artistic show

22:00 – 23:40 Spiritual-artistic show by the initiatic theater group Sophrozin titled: The upper neighbor ... or .... In an hour I'm a man.

This is supposed to be a "message-show" about the harmony and happiness that can be achieved in a couple relationship made up of a man and a woman or two women. But god forbid two men. No that's a taboo in MISA. Drinking urine and anallingus is no problem but a consenting and loving relationship between two men is something unimaginably horrible. Or something.

The show will discuss the problems couples face in every day life and probably gives the nice comfortable "spiritual" sollution to these which of course has to contain the MISA trademark sexual continence® the universal panacea for every single problem in the universe.

The show is supposed to be funny. But knowing past shows like this in MISA it's not likely to be funny.

Spiritual activities

Special movie evening 1.

Conference field

00:00 – 01:00 Watching the movie "The Divine Library". Since I can't find this movie online I'm going to assume that it's an original MISA production. If anyone sees it let me know how it was.

Romantic Trance initiation

Movie evening with the topic of accounts about the trance state. Duration 7 hours 20 minutes.

Now it's nice and all to tell stories and sharing experiences of those practicing a method, but watching a seven hour video about something without the option of leaving without being denied further access to the imitation is definitely a cult tactic and not ok. And taking notes is not allowed at this event either.

16:40 – 20:45 Watching the recorded accounts.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The mysterious state of spiritual youth which makes us experience the revelation of eternity

21:35 – 01:00 Watching the recorded accounts - continued.

Next day

August 13th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

Spiritual activity

Kalachakra spiritual group 1. Wikipedia article for Kalachakra

Access is based on camp pass and yoga course ID. Access sis allowed only for those from the 9-22 years of yoga.

So this is another classic in MISA camps. Not only is the camp exclusive to MISA students there are even more exclusive groups for which you have to be in a certain yoga year to be able to participate.

08:00 – 12:00 Kalachakra spiritual group meeting: Spiritual ceremony for invoking the divine grace of the king of the world from Shambala and of the main deities from the Kalachakra Tantra tradition for peace and planetary spiritualization.

Remmeber the other day the news report in which a MISA student told the news reporters that yoga is not a religion. Sure here is yet another wonderful example of exactly what kind of beliefs MISA students have. Sure maybe not all of them but those who participate in this celebration should believe this (very incompatible with their starting point Christianity) otherwise their hypocrites.

And I wonder if this is the inspiration for the spiritual group and the celebration for (not of but for!) peace. Personally I've never seen this in any camp program (those I've participated in and those I have not) and considering that MISA almost never has original ideas but rather copies what has been proven to work for other newage group.

And since we're on the subject Buddhism you might also want to read this article by author Sam Harris. And maybe this article on wikipedia.

Romantic Trance initiation

Duration 7 hours 4 minutes

Those who have less than 15 stamps on their ID need to participate. And interestingly the 15th stamp is specified as being red. Wonder why? Or is this just some random thing?

08:00 – 12:15 Rehearing the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: The mysteries of the beneficial states of trance that are consciously induced part 5.

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The state of communion with the infinite mind of god (Maha Ajna Chakra)

I recommend you watch the below video about thinking instead of trying to connect to an infinite mind of an imaginary being.

13:05 – 13:50 Audio continued.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Uriel

14:35 – 16:40 Audio continued.

Alternative afternoon program

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The state of communion with the infinite mind of god (Maha Ajna Chakra)

13:05 – 13:25 Laya yoga meditation with the mantra of Matangi.

13:35 – 13:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Uriel – The archangel of the mysterious light of god. Audio.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Uriel

Exceptional spiritual program for the occasion of the meditation in yang spiral®

Meditation in yang spiral with the induction of the state of spiritual liberation through divine miracle 1.

17:00 – 18:00 Entering the zodiac lines

18:00 – 19:00 Forming the spiral

A special note is made that a vortex will form during the spiral.

Here's a good article about a vortex investigation. And the definition form wikipedia. As well as the disambiguation of the term vortex.

I also recommend this episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! a wonderful entertaining show that talks about vortices.

19:00 – 20:45 Meditation.

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The state of deep communion with the subtle energy of the complete, deep and unmatched wisdom of god

This is another MISA tradition: the meditation after the spiral. The meditation takes place with people holding hands and after the end of the spiral meditation you can let go and there is a 15 minute break during which people who do not wish to participate in the events after the spiral can leave. After this the evening meditation (or occasional other event) starts. Not everyone stays for the evening meditation.

If you do not leave in this time frame you are not allowed to do anything else until the thirty minute meditation is over. No talking, no moving, no nothing. Any not allowed action is considered "disturbing the others" and is punished by taking away your camp pass.

Which you can only get back if you do a few days of karma yoga (the logic there being that you need to burn this karma, but if we think this further this would mean that the karma yogis who are there willingly are doing some form of punishment themselves and they need to burn karma).

But of course if they would ask for money for every little stupid thing no one would participate in the camp or there would be too much complaining. This for some reason is considered normal.

There are members of the so called order team (the camp security made up of karma yogis) in the spiral and around the spiral to make sure you respect the rules.

And yes the spiral form is maintained during this meditation as well. If there's a difference between :

1. sitting around in spiral form not holding hands

2. sitting around in spiral form and holding hands

3. standing while in spiral form and holding hands

4. standing while in spiral form and not holding hands

it was never explained (at least not to me) in MISA and not in the least proven by the supposed inventor(s) of the spiral meditation® technique. Why is only option 3 the right one? I guess it's an ineffable divine mystery like the rest of the things MISA claims.

Oh and other groups hold events like these too.

They are just not as dictatorial about it as MISA.

And have not copyrighted the name.

For example. Or

Spiritual activities

Conference field

23:00 – 01:00 Viewing

Next day

August 12th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

Indra initiation

Signing up is open. But only for cult members. Sorry.

The signing up takes place in the so called Comandament a part of the large flat-like building, the MISA ashram in Costineşti.

If you're curious of the actual initiation and the mantra check back in a few days.

Romantic Trance initiation

Duration 10 hours 23 minutes.

Access is based on a special ID. And note taking is still not allowed. You need 14 stamps on your ID for this re-listening to an audio file that was recorded years ago. I'm sure they had to do a lot of work this year to prepare the camp.

08:00 – 12:15 Rehearing the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: The mysteries of the beneficial states of trance that are consciously induced part 4.

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The intense, firm and tenacious manifestation of the unshakable faith in God

13:05 – 13:50 Audio continued.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Raziel

14:35 – 20:00 Audio continued.

Alternative afternoon program

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The intense, firm and tenacious manifestation of the unshakable faith in God

13:05 – 13:25 Laya yoga meditation with the mantra of Matangi.

13:35 – 13:56 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Raziel - The archangel of the mystery of the terrible of god (Note: the title is this strange in Romanian too. I tried to translate it word for work keeping the strange choice of words. In the original it's "Arhanghelul Misterului celui teribil al lui Dumnezeu", in my opinion it should be The archangel of the terrible mystery of god, but that makes no sense either and besides who knows what these people are talking about)

Audio.

According to the description this is supposed to be the archangel that protects the believer who is looking for divine mysteries. And also supposedly reveals the secrets of the divine.

No still no sense to be found.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Raziel

Evening spiritual program

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Profound, indescribable and overwhelming spiritual experience of discovering the mysterious existence of god

I guess this will not have a presentation before the meditation since it's indescribable. And here's a short video on the topic. I highly recommend this video weather you are a believer or not. And especially if you were or still are in MISA. It basically sums up all the arguments that the yogis of MISA use to justify their belief.

Spiritual activities

Conference field

22:00 – 23:30 Viewing

A series 5 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

B series 5 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

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August 11th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

2011-08-11T17:00:00.000-07:00

Trance initiation
Part 3 duration 5 hours 57 minutes. 12 stamps required to enter.

08:00 – 12:15 Rehearing the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: The mysteries of the beneficial states of trance that are consciously induced part 3.

12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: Spiritual communion with the kingdom of the heavenly father - god.
In order to see what heavenly father they are talking about see the following articles: about god, and what the believer should do with this special relationship.

13:05 – 13:50 Listening to the audio again.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm invocation in our interior universe of the archangel Jofiel.

14:40 – 15:40 Listening to the audio again.

Alternative afternoon program
12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: Communion with the Kingdom of the Heavenly Father.

13:05 – 13:25 Laya meditation with the mantra of the great cosmic power Matangi.
Way to go from a very Christian topic to worshiping a Hindu goddess.

13:30 – 13:57 Presentation of the archangel Jofiel - the archangel of god's overwhelming beauty by Gregorian Bivolaru. (audio)

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm invocation in our interior universe of the archangel Jofiel.

Amorous Exemplification
Subtle exemplification that will take place at unison with the state of sexual continence®. (no that's not a joke on my part, MISA as a non-profit educational spirituality oriented school registered that term as a trademark). Every couple is advised to do this at home. This in the case of some more tantric couples living in the MISA ashrams during the camp means that loud screams are to be heard for quite a while.
If you are not familiar with these here's a sample.
This particular one is offered to Tripura Sundari.
It is also recommended that those who participate take a certain plant mixture (2g ginseng, 3g basil, 15g pollen) by putting it under their tongue and keeping it there for a certain amount of time. Another MISA original technique. These of course can be bought from the most honest seller employed by MISA itself. Of course by employed I don't mean that they get payed. No. They are karma yogis of course who do this for free. And get to either participate in the camp for free or to live in the ashrams of MISA for free.

The detailed program goes like this:
17:00 – 17:10 Consecration to Tripura Sundari
17:10 – 17:20 Reciprocal transfiguration of the two lovers
17:20 – 19:40 The erotic love game itself
19:40 – 20:00 Stopping the love game and the afterplay
20:00 – 20:30 The meditation to sublimate the resulting energies

Evening spiritual program
21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The state of deep and overwhelming mystery that reveals god.

Spiritual activities

22:00 – 02:30 Spiritual-artistic show with prizes (good job with respecting the Aparigraha, akak non-accumulation) organized by the Esoteric Shakti Group® „Shravana” from Cluj with the title "The fascinating Mystery of femininity", with the participation of the initiatic theater group „Esotera Artis” form Braşov and the spiritual-artistic sacred dance group from Cluj.

Now I don't know about the rest but I do know that what in MISA double-speak is called sacred dance is what normal people would call erotic dance. A few years ago MISA started a whole movement of free erotic dance classes for the women from the yoga courses and that was widely recommended for everyone.

Oh and just to show the level of professionals that MISA employs to entertain it's students one of the girls from the "spiritual" "theater" group Esotera Artis was the center of a smaller scandal a few years ago at the time of the first ever MISA international yoga day. I also wrote about that here.

Someone found some pictures of here on a porn website and well you can deduce the rest. But of course this does not mean that MISA has anything to do with the erotic industry. No it doesn't even if 90% of it's female students will eventually be involved in some form or another in it.

But not to be too mean to then, this group had a few years ago one of my favorite scenes ever in a MISA show which made fun of the overuse of the word "overwhelming" in MISA, which I thought was quite funny and true. But as you can see from the titles of the meditations and exemplifications in this years camp it made absolutely no difference. Well what do you do? Irony and/or satire impaired people are the saddest possible group. And apparently that is some special initiation in higher MISA yoga years for that because the more advanced a MISA yogi is in the yoga course the more he/she seems to be affected by this.

A series 4 of 10.

Blue hall

00:00 – 06:00 Viewing.

B series 4 of 10.

White hall with columns.

00:00 – 03:00 Viewing.

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