News roundup

New developments in the MISA-Gregorian Bivolaru case. And an interesting event from the northern European branch of MISA, NATHA. 

The case of Gregorian Bivolaru was held up at the supreme court and the decisions in the previous cases in which he was acquitted were allowed appeal by the prosecutors and the previous court decisions were abolished.

Source

This of course was interpreted by the propaganda office of MISA as an obvious reenactment of the passion of Christ and his trial. 

But of course this still doesn't mean that the yogis/students/disciples/cult members of MSIA believe Gregorian Bivolaru to be Christ. Or the second coming of Christ. 

He just seems to have many-many similarities with him. Just like everyone else. 

Because the students of a normal, not at all cultisch school always believe that their teacher is suffering just like Jesus because he has demon possessed enemies who want to bring him down whatever the cost.  

Of course!

That's entirely normal. Didn't you used to believe that about all your teachers back in school? Didn't they seem to be persecuted like a supposedly unique spiritual guide who is equal to the all powerful maker of the universe? 

And now for a bit of news from NATHA. Let's see what kind of revolutionary new workshop will they hold now? 

Keep in mind that the cult leader Gregorian Bivolaru resides officially in Sweden and so he's there close by and able to monitor the activity of NATHA much more closer than he is able to do so in the case of MISA back in Romania. So this great new event probably had his blessing. 

It's grand, and as usual way too long title is: 

Sexual Continence – The Supreme Ancient Secret Of A Genuine Sexual Revolution Bestowing Boundless Happiness Upon Loving Couples

Ok, that's nothing new, let's see the details. 

For the first time the ancient tantric key to mastering the sexual energies is practically presented in a feature length film. Sexual Continence is the first in a trilogy on the mythic subject, produced by Sophrozin Studios to provide practical understandings on this mythical subject.
The much awaited film holds the practical key for achieving perfect control over sexual energies and experiences, making you able to enjoy multiple and continuous orgasms for hours without losing energy through ejaculation. The sexual act becomes magic love-making and increase the love, happiness, attraction and fulfillment in the couple.
The event offers a short presentation and after the screening follows a Q&A with one of the key speakers of the movie.
This extraordinary event is included in the last day of the Tantrafestival: Heroes and Goddesses, and is included in the price of the festival, together with the various other lectures and workshops.
Due to this films great value, especially for those who are just entering the age of sexual maturity – it is offered as a gift for all those in the age of 15-18, who therefore can participate only to this pre-premiere free of charge!

Source Mihai Stoian's blog

Oh. I see. So this is basically a reeducation workshop for cult members and especially geared toward kids 15-18 years of age. Because they "are just entering the age of sexual maturity". And that's when a good and effective cult grabs a hold of them and makes sure they grow up to be lifelong paying members of the cult. Isn't it nice? 

A special message for the students of Satya's online course

The following is a very special message for all of the members of NATHA, weather you be the all powerful leaders, truly dedicated slaves of the ashram, or simple students who are "only interested in the yoga practice". 

This is a very special message, intended only for a select few. 

Mihai Stoian and the difficulties of logic and language

Language and logic are apparently to extremeley difficult subjects for astro(logy)-physicist Mihai Stoian leader of MISA's northern European branch NATHA. 

Here's the latest pearl from his personal blog: 

In contrast to the common notion of a flash mob which is based more on anarchy than spontaneity, and which reflects the current mediocre and decadent state of art today, Anima Mundi’s ‘flash mob’ performances at the metro were extremely well thought out and planned down to the last detail. Consequently, they gave room for the divine spontaneity to manifest, allowing the hearts of the audience to open up to the sublime resonances which the performers manifested through their beings. In a place which is usually reserved for the fleeting passing of people busy about their daily activities, their minds filled with a myriad of thoughts and ideas as they hurry on to the future, the unusual presence of the archangels and angels momentarily turned the mundane into something profoundly spiritual, transporting those who stopped to watch the marvel unfold into a sacred world where sublime aspirations and divine revelations reign.  

Source. 

I highlighted the important part. 

So Mihai what was that? Something was planned out to the very last detail and that let the divine spontaneity to manifest? What? Does that divine have OCD? Or what? 

Oh questions like these have good MISA yogis going for years and years. The incomprehensible mysteries of logic and common sense. 

September 4th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Afternoon spiritual program

12:00 – 13:50 Conference by Mihai Stoian and Mircea Morariu titled: Fundamental steps in the superior yoga: Dharana and Dhyana.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: I feel that I am permanently embraced by God and at the same time I have Him in me. 

Special spiritual program

New meditations and conferences by Gregorian Bivolaru

17:00 – 19:50 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru (2 hours 50 minutes)

September 3rd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (5)

08:00 – 12:00 Meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (3)

10:00 – 13:30 Conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 3

Motto is the same. 

September 2nd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®
Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (5), followed by a collective prayer to god the father.
10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines
11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral
12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg.
14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer to god the father.

Special spiritual program for men and women
Special conference for men and women (2)
Continued form the night before. Well at least this is an improvement. In the good ol' days these conferences (the women's, men's and mixed conferences) used to last until the next morning. But these were once the main attraction of the camps and were somewhere in the middle of the camp. Wonder why that's changed?

September 1st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program for men and women

Special conference for men and women (1)

Only people over 18 are allowed in (the conferences all center around sex) and no recordings are allowed. 

09:00 – 11:50 Special conference for men and women 

12:00 – 12:30 Meditation: The state of euphoric polarization in the couple

12:35 – 14:50 Special conference for men and women - continued

15:00 – 15:30 Exemplification: The ecstatic translation into the sublime dimension of the Causal Universe. 

August 31st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Spiritual activity specific to men

Esoteric Vira® Group (4)

08:00 – 12:00  Întâlnire internațională a Grupului Ezoteric Vira® Mahavira Ananda

Spiritual activity specific to women

Esoteric Shakti® Group

Access is based on personal ID, camp pass and Esoteric Shakti® Venus Romania Group badge. 

No recordings are allowed. Except for the organizers. Of course because we know that in spirituality all yogis are equal but some yogis are more equal than others and have different privileges. 

09:15 – 12:15 The meeting of the coordinators of the Esoteric Shakti® Groups, coordinated by Aida Călin. 

This I'm assuming is not for the actual shakti group members, but only the coordinators of these. So the second level of the MISA pyramid. 

August 30th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®

Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (4), followed by the collective prayer to god the father

Access is until 11:00. 

10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines

11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral

12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg. 

14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer to god the father

The usual fasting form 6:00 is still available. 

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (2)

Access is based on the special ID for the occasion. 

18:00 – 19:45 The special new conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 2. 

The motto is the same as the last time. 

August 29th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Spiritual activity specific for men 

Esoteric Vira® Group (3)

Access as before. 

08:00 – 12:00 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Spiritual activity specific for women 

Special conference for women

Access is allowed only for women, over 18 based on camp pass and personal identification card. No recording is allowed as always. 

This is the famous women's conference of MISA one of their most popular events. It basically consists of long boring speeches, a few meditations here and there and watching porn movies together for at least 20 hours. These events are incredibly long. They usually start in the afternoon and sometimes last until the next morning. The women usually come and go all day long, many of them don't stay for the porn movies, that are part of the special conference. They are not the MISA porn movies but a selection of porn movies (selected supposedly by the great tantric master Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru himself). The more interesting aspect of this is that some of these movies are edited together from several movies, putting the appropriate sections together. And they never ever contain ejaculation, or what in porn lingo is called cum shot (wikipedia article). Because ejaculation is of the devil so to speak in MISA culture. The irony is that these are mainstream porn movies all of them containing scenes of ejaculation which are painfully obvious form the really hard jump cuts. 

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation in our being of the state of god's omnipresence. 

August 28th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

Exceptional spiritual action done in a Yang spiral. 

Finally a truly free access event. All you need is your personal ID to participate. And of course to stick to the rigid rules of MISA. I just don't know what they would do if a few hundred outsiders would show up and want to participate. Especially since they put up a literal fence this year. 

And what would they do if some of those people would not respect the rules. After all the only punishment they can give out is to take away the participant's camp pass, which is not the case here so what would be the right, spiritual and spiritual hero-like procedure in this case. I would be really curious what instructions the order team got for this extra special event. 

Access is only until 9 o'clock so you better hurry. 

This who whish to participate also have to fill out "a certain form" which will contain what exactly? 

August 27th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (2)

Access is as the previous event. 

08:00 – 12:00 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Afternoon spiritual program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation of Shiva's transcendental manifestation

And here comes the most famous event of the camp and MISA: the annual hiatus moment spiral followed by the collective prayer to god. 

This is probably going to receive some press so look forward to that in the future, but don't expect any big nuisance.  

August 26th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (1)

Access is based on the special Charismatic Theosophy Movement ID. 

As far as I remember at first everyone, including non-MISA members were allowed in the movement. Wonder why this is not allowed anymore and I wonder how they convinced outsiders of the necessity of these special ID restricted events. 

10:00 – 13:30 Special new (special and new? Wow!) conference by Gregorian Bivolaru within the  Charismatic Theosophy Movement, which will be presented by Gregorian Bivolaru (but not personally and not live either) part 1.
Why isn't it specified that it's going to be a pre-recorded audio conference?

And again I would be really curious how they convinced outsiders to consider the infamous sex-guru Gregorian Bivolaru as their teacher and priest in this case. 

Oh, maybe it's because no one outside MISA's usual circle have signed up for this? 

The meeting has an essential idea (sic!) that goes as follows: "I manifest in a firm and powerful manner in my interior universe an intense divine aspiration, which is dubbed by an unshaken belief in god. Feeding it this way, ceaselessly I also feed my soul. This aspiration manifested every second will help me be closer and closer to god". 

August 25th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program

New meditations and conferences by Gregorian Bivolaru

09:00 – 11:50 Premiere of the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Healing through meditation part 1. Duration 2 hours 50 minutes. 

A rehash of the series of conferences about spiritual healing from a few years ago? Now that's really lazy. If you're curious you can listen to them here: part 1, part 2, part 3. Only in Romanian. 

Now we're at you can heal every disease only by meditation. Aka thinking nice thoughts and be a member of MISA. 

12:00 – 12:30 Exemplification: The exemplary state of beneficial success

12:35 – 13:50 Premiere of the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Healing through meditation part 2. Duration 1 hour 15 minutes. 

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The state of deep spiritual communion with the great philosopher Dattatreya

So apparently MISA has taken the Nath tradition and recognizes him as an avatar or teacher and not as a god like other Hindu sects. 

August 24th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Indra initiation

Conference Svarga Loka part 6 of 6. Duration 6 hours. 

12 stamps necessary. No recording allowed. 

07:30 – 13:30 Re-audition of the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (6)

Activities with international participation

Special Ayurveda activity part 5

Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID". 

08:30 – 11:00 International preparatory meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

Spiritual activity

Kalachakra spiritual group meeting (3):

Access is based on camp pass and yoga ID and only for students from years 9 and above. 

August 23rd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Activities with international participation

International meeting of music therapy

Access is based on camp pass. So it's the usual nice and very open event reserved exclusively for the members of the cult. Sorry guys, it seems you missed the hole point of having an international event. 

08:00 – 10:30 International meeting of the coordinators of music therapy courses, coordinated by yoga instructor Dorin Achim (pictured)

Their official website. 

The whole idea of music therapy is that certain sounds are like medicine and can help you heal various diseases. There is of course 0 evidence provided as always. 

Keep in mind also that according to official MISA doctrine rock music is bad because it has demonic influences and so is jazz because it produces a certain bad mental state. But of course loud disco music is divine and helps bring in the good kind of resonances to the naive disciple. 

August 22nd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Indra initiation
Conference Svarga Loka part 4 of 6. Duration 6 hours.
10 stamps required. No notes or recordings allowed.

07:45 – 13:45 Re-hearing the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings part 4.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Profound spiritual communion with the King of the World from Shambala.
The irony of objecting left and right to the "new world order" and "one world government" etc and at the same time doing meditations to come into communion with something called "the king of the world" somehow seems so pass over MISA and it's students year after year without leaving a mark.
Oh the irony the irony.

August 21st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Romantic Trance initiation

Induction of the Romantic trance state (2) – induction of the state

No recording or note taking is allowed. 

09:00 – 14:35 Induction sustained in a subtle telepathic way by Grieg: Induction of the beneficial trance state

As far as I understand the essence of the technique is that you need to put a rubber band on your finger and move it around ate certain times and you need NEED Grieg to induce the state to your puny mind. You alone are not capable of this. God, almighty god who made everything and who's many mysterious aspects are discussed and meditated over during this camp, is also unable to give you this trance state on your own. Don't you see how deeply and mysteriously you need Grieg? Can't you see that you just can't be without him? 

August 20th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Indra initiation

Conference: Svarga Loka (part 3 of 6). Duration 3 hours. 

9 stamps needed. 

10:30 – 13:30 Conference (re-audition) by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (3)

Activities with international participation

Special Ayurveda activity part 3. 

Access is based on camp pass and "special ayurveda ID". 

08:00 – 10:15 International preparatory meeting of the ayurveda lecturers, coordinated by Andrei Gămulea and Aurora Nicolae

August 19th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Indra initiation

Conference: Svarga Loka (part 2 of 6). Duration 4 hours 34 minutes. 

In order to get the initiation you need 8 stamps on your special Indra imitation ID. You my very special readers of course will get it for free. 

09:00 – 13:35 Conference (re-audition) by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (2)

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Evocation and deep spiritual communion with the great philosopher and enlightened person Babaji