Spiritual discernment

The day's spiritual challenge: spot the difference between these two texts using spiritual discernment. 

Nr. 1

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And nr. 2

The advantages in practicing sexual continence:
- it awakens a huge number of orgasms (both for man and woman) and incredibly increasing pleasure;
- a state of appetite and eternal longing for the lover, they seem not to get enough of one another;
- sexual longevity;
- regeneration and rejuvenation;
- increased vitality;
- elimination of feebleness, turpitude after the lovemaking;
- psychic balance, increase of creativity, awakening of intelligence;
- increase of charming personality both for the man and the woman;
- elimination of any unwelcome pregnancy;
- considerable decrease of the woman’s period and of the awkward subjacent effects;
- many women are finally aware of what orgasm is (it’s known for a fact that women need almost 30 minutes  erotic stimulation whereas the man is done within 10 minutes in most of the cases)
- breasts natural enlargement for women.
Moreover we get a chance to reach back to ourselves as spiritual beings in a superior understanding of love and life.

A hint for the solution is after the break

"Proofs" of Grieg's "paranormal" abilities

There are legends of Grieg's demonstrations of his paranormal abilities. I have heard stories of this, but thus far have never actually heard when and where they took place and what they actually were. Now I found a source and a date and what it was about. 

Let's take a look at how paranormal they are and exactly how and what does this prove of the grandiose claims made by the cult called MISA and it's beloved leader Gregoraian "Magnus Aurolson" Bivolaru. 

A perfectly natural cure for chemtrails

We've seen that the guys and shaktis over at our favorite cult are big fans of the latest in the line of stupid conspiracy theories, and their all knowing and unerring master is more than willing to offer them up even more stupid "solutions" and "cures" for such problems.

We've seen the same thing happen in the case of the swine flu and later the avian flue and the ultra secret and ultra simplistic and ultra unproven cures that all those entailed (btw the magic cure for swine flue was taking sublingually aka the patented (not really, even though they claim it's their own unique revelation) MISA method of taking [sic] plants aka putting grounded medicinal plants and herbs instead of going to the doctor and finding out what they actually have and taking actually proven medicine to get better, of a certain plant called star anise). That was such a huge revelation that it required those wishing to know it to make an oath with their hands on a bible and swearing to their health (oh sweet irony, thou ineffable manifestation of god that no one in the cult, not even the most advanced students or their master have managed to even remotely grasp) and spiritual evolution to not divulge to those who did not take the same oath.

So to counter that here's a perfectly natural and healthy method of counteracting those evil and Freemasonic chemtrails that are so well designed that even though they poison the entire atmosphere of the planet we all live on, (Freemasons and non-Freemasons alike) and yet they still only work on those who are not so evil aka the cute babies, puppies, big eyed cats and the most spiritual people that have ever existed: the tuition paying sympathizers of the non-profit organization named MISA or one of the other local smaller yogic ashrams that have nothing to do with MISA except adoring it's leader and being presented as the representatives of said organization on the organization's chosen method of communication with outsiders a website called yogaesoteric.net.

The cure is simple:

Phase one 

Take a squirt bottle like the one you use for spraying your bio and genetically not modified plants you use instead of medicine or the ones you grow as aphrodisiacs according to the unique and super-secret revelations of the greatest spiritual guide evar.

Phase two

Fill said bottle with vinegar. But be careful to use good vinegar. You can do a few or 7, or 21 or 49 or 7^7 blessings for it. You can also use a less potent 1:2 or weaker dilutions of this miracle cure-all.

Phase three

When you notice those evil chemtrails on the sky take the bottle in your right hand and go outside and after the mandatory consecration of this spiritual action hold the bottle up and start spraying vinegar at the sky.

In about 30 minutes or so, (about the same amount of time that it would take for those evil chemtrails to disappear without any action on your part) you will notice that they start dissapearing like magic.

But it is not magic. It is the perfect result of the perfect revelation that you've just had the priviledge of taking part in and about which you may not speak to anyone besides the other people who recieved this super secret initiation. Aka the people who were chosen by our unerring master to be worthy of receiving this information. You may know these people by asking them the appropriate password that is nothing like any dubious Freemason practice that we collectively must despise even though we only have our dear deluded and paranoid master's word to take it on.

Phase four

Look at the time you've spent on performing the above described action and multiply it by at least two and then sit down and do a meditation of gratitude towards our true god spiritual leader who is only a yoga teacher, just like your aerobics teacher, if you also have 49 day long tapases and do about 24 hours of continuous meditations and activities in honor of his/her birthday as well.

Optionally you can perform a short, but be sure to make it short, prayer of thanks to god the father, the only god that exists, except that he exist simultaneously in the form of all the possible Christian interpretations of the bible as well as all the legends of the Jews and what you like from Islam and last but not least the entire Hindu pantheon.

The collective WE of our spiritual masters multiple personalities, many of whom are insufferable grandiloquent assholes, wish you a perfect and spiritually supersonic practice.

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A special message for the students of Satya's online course

The following is a very special message for all of the members of NATHA, weather you be the all powerful leaders, truly dedicated slaves of the ashram, or simple students who are "only interested in the yoga practice". 

This is a very special message, intended only for a select few. 

Sexual abstinence

I wonder if there's going to be a ban on sex in MISA, oh I'm sorry I mean a very special sexual abstinence program, right before the other end of the world, on December the 21st just like this one, in another cult*. You know to save the world. 

A very special tapas consisting of 7 months/49 days/21 days/7 days/ 7 hours of sexual abstinence coupled with light offerings for Grieg and several hour long masturbation sessions in given times with imagining his face as clearly as possible. Lol. 

Oh these cult leaders and their obsession with sex. And no, an overabundance and an overemphasis on sex is just as bad as demonizing it is. The excessive control and the rules dictated by someone, who is not directly involved in the act itself is the problem, not the permission or ban on sex. 

*And yes, dear Monica and dear Magnus combining yoga techniques with Christian elements and your personal sexual preferences is just as much of a deviation form the original as the practices of the FLDS are a deviation from the Church of Later Day Saints.  Deal with it. After all it's not the only thing that makes your little group a cult, so no matter how hard you shake your head and yell lalalalala-I-can't-hear-you, MISA is still a cult. And need I point out the accusations sentence of the FLDS leader Warren Jeffs? I hope not. 

The latest MISA revelation

A fresh new article on the official website of the cult called MISA reveals to us the answer to the question that has been bugging us ever since that conference by the leader of the cult titled The Good News more precisely why is it alright for people that call themselves spiritual and yogis can rejoice over the deaths of fellow human beings. And here you have the answer: 

volume 6 of John's gospel, where it says that when someone is attacked and his life is put in danger, he can defend himself with all necessary means. 

The above quote refers to the so called chem-trails (for a definition and description given by the cult see the article above) that the official representatives of MISA that publish on the official website declared based on rumors and conspiracy ideas from the internet, that they are a means to poison the population of the Earth, of course motivated by the need of the perfectly controlled and administered satanic organization (in the eyes of the yogis of MISA) called Freemasons and lately Illuminati to do bad things for the sake of doing bad things. 

Something that is not mentioned in the article and to this moment was not declared anywhere in any official manner is the microscopic problem of where these Freemasons will go if according to their own orders the entire planet will be poisoned. 

I have my own hypothesis about this (and I have the decency to call it that and not a divine and unquestionable revelation) that the leaders of MISA believe in the ideas promoted by David Icke and more specifically that the Illuminati/Freemasons are in fact evil aliens that want to take over humanity and that are currently disguised as the leaders of the world. 

I say this based on the fact that publishing houses controlled by MISA published David Icke's books and these books were (and most likely still are) sold in an official manner during the events organized by MISA and the meditations and revelations about the Galactic Federation (or what it was called) of beneficial aliens to whom the Christian students of MISA who practice a form of sport that is in no way in conflict with their religious beliefs (according to the official position of the cult), prayed to so that these aliens come to the Earth and save them form the evil aliens.  

So what is the message of this article? In my opinion, considering the events of the past years and especially those of the last few months, MISA wants to convince it's followers, aka the cult's faithful members, that: 

1. everything that is declared in an official manner by the leaders of the cult is the absolute truth and it can not be questioned irrespective of the conditions ans especially irrespective of the facts that the followers is aware of because such a behavior is punished in the most severe manner

2. all those who dare to express their opinion that is not in perfect concordance with the official position have to be eliminated from the cult

3. the follower has to do everything the cult's leaders tell him/her to do

4. there is an ongoing war between the Freemasons ans the cult called MISA in which the followers of the cult are the warriors of good and the Freemasons and those who are not in agreement with the cult are the warriors of evil or Satan himself

5. in this war everything is allowed and all tools at the followers disposal are allowed and supported by the word of Jesus and the word of Grieg. In the example above the all the tools at their disposal are permitted is supported by a passage from a Gnostic gospel and that has been translated and adapted according to the taste of the cult'l leaders and sold or given as a present in the same cult in an official manner that suggests it is a part of the official doctrine of the school. 

One question remains:

are we seeing the beggining if a transformation of the cult MISA into a group of religious terrorists like Aum Shinrikyo/Aleph? 

And if so can they still be stopped before they really do something bad against the commoners and the enemies of the cult, declared demonic by the leaders if MISA?

God please kill all those whom I don't like

In an interesting (and according to MISA beliefs impossible) synchronicity the MISA affiliated Delia Carreon from the Open your heart project wrote a decent piece about the notion of forgiveness on her blog. You can read that here.

The synchronicity is that I just read this after reading the partial transcript and listening to the partial audio of the latest of Gregorian Bivolaru's (MISA's spiritual leader) conferences about the extraordinary good news that over 60.000 people have died in an atomic bomb attack by the US army certain gigantic underground cities. You can download the first part of the conference here. And here's a partial transcript with the most gruesome details highlighted (it's in Romanian). 

Why do I say that this is an impossible synchronicity according to MISA beliefs? Because according to popular MISA superstition (I use the term superstition because this notion has 0 evidence besides the active imaginations of MISA students) synchronicities only happen to you if you are on a right path and are doing god's will. And since I'm writing this and I regularly visit and write on the most demonic website on the entire demonic and preponderantly yang Internet and since I have left the only true and right spiritual path that exists (aka MISA) that means that I have failed certain (but never mentioned and never explained) spiritual tests and I have brought on myself demons that torture me I could never ever experience such a divine blessing.

Well.....

This is going to be a long rant, so read at your own discretion. 

September 4th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Afternoon spiritual program

12:00 – 13:50 Conference by Mihai Stoian and Mircea Morariu titled: Fundamental steps in the superior yoga: Dharana and Dhyana.

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: I feel that I am permanently embraced by God and at the same time I have Him in me. 

Special spiritual program

New meditations and conferences by Gregorian Bivolaru

17:00 – 19:50 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru (2 hours 50 minutes)

September 3rd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (5)

08:00 – 12:00 Meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (3)

10:00 – 13:30 Conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 3

Motto is the same. 

September 2nd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®
Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (5), followed by a collective prayer to god the father.
10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines
11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral
12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg.
14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer to god the father.

Special spiritual program for men and women
Special conference for men and women (2)
Continued form the night before. Well at least this is an improvement. In the good ol' days these conferences (the women's, men's and mixed conferences) used to last until the next morning. But these were once the main attraction of the camps and were somewhere in the middle of the camp. Wonder why that's changed?

The tango of lies - MISA and the scandal in Argentina

First of all this is announced as a press release of the Yoga and Alternative Sciences School form Argentina, released in Buenos Aires, Argentina on the 30th of August 2011.

Which interestingly is nowhere to be found on the official website of said organization (Escuela de Yoga y Ciencia alternativa en Argentina) And neither is it on this one or this one. 

Well sorry guys but this way you can't really complain that your reaction to the news stories doesn't get a response form the press that wrote about you. Not if you don't publish it on the actual website of the organization and not if you publish it only in a different language than that of the news articles. As of today September the 2nd (the press release date is August 31st!) at 11:30 when I looked it was nowhere to be found on and was not available in English or French on. 

Just the fact that it's out there on the internet on a website that you have control over doesn't mean that it reaches the people it should. So don't you dare to complain that you did not get it published in the original newspaper that wrote about your shady businesses. 

Now let's see a few problems with the press release that didn't reach the press.

September 1st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program for men and women

Special conference for men and women (1)

Only people over 18 are allowed in (the conferences all center around sex) and no recordings are allowed. 

09:00 – 11:50 Special conference for men and women 

12:00 – 12:30 Meditation: The state of euphoric polarization in the couple

12:35 – 14:50 Special conference for men and women - continued

15:00 – 15:30 Exemplification: The ecstatic translation into the sublime dimension of the Causal Universe. 

LaVoz interview (MESIAS Yoga aka MISA South America related)

A while back I was asked to do an interview for La Voz del Interior, a Spanish language newspaper published in Córdoba, Argentina. You can read it here. Below you can read the translation of the original article by Sergio Carreras. My translation may not be the best so if you understand Spanish I recommend you read the original article. 

The paper also published this article about MISA. According to the article some posters appeared in the city of Capilla, where MISA's South American branch MESIAS Yoga has a budding yoga course, promoting the documentary "The dark side of a tantric cult" which I also have recommended on several occasions. And apparently it had a positive effect. 

Anyways read the articles for yourself. If you don't understand Spanish try using a translation like or like. 

August 31st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Spiritual activity specific to men

Esoteric Vira® Group (4)

08:00 – 12:00  Întâlnire internațională a Grupului Ezoteric Vira® Mahavira Ananda

Spiritual activity specific to women

Esoteric Shakti® Group

Access is based on personal ID, camp pass and Esoteric Shakti® Venus Romania Group badge. 

No recordings are allowed. Except for the organizers. Of course because we know that in spirituality all yogis are equal but some yogis are more equal than others and have different privileges. 

09:15 – 12:15 The meeting of the coordinators of the Esoteric Shakti® Groups, coordinated by Aida Călin. 

This I'm assuming is not for the actual shakti group members, but only the coordinators of these. So the second level of the MISA pyramid. 

August 30th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program with the occasion of Yang Spiral Meditation®

Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (4), followed by the collective prayer to god the father

Access is until 11:00. 

10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines

11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral

12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg. 

14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer to god the father

The usual fasting form 6:00 is still available. 

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (2)

Access is based on the special ID for the occasion. 

18:00 – 19:45 The special new conference by Gregorian Bivolaru – part 2. 

The motto is the same as the last time. 

August 29th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Spiritual activity specific for men 

Esoteric Vira® Group (3)

Access as before. 

08:00 – 12:00 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Spiritual activity specific for women 

Special conference for women

Access is allowed only for women, over 18 based on camp pass and personal identification card. No recording is allowed as always. 

This is the famous women's conference of MISA one of their most popular events. It basically consists of long boring speeches, a few meditations here and there and watching porn movies together for at least 20 hours. These events are incredibly long. They usually start in the afternoon and sometimes last until the next morning. The women usually come and go all day long, many of them don't stay for the porn movies, that are part of the special conference. They are not the MISA porn movies but a selection of porn movies (selected supposedly by the great tantric master Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru himself). The more interesting aspect of this is that some of these movies are edited together from several movies, putting the appropriate sections together. And they never ever contain ejaculation, or what in porn lingo is called cum shot (wikipedia article). Because ejaculation is of the devil so to speak in MISA culture. The irony is that these are mainstream porn movies all of them containing scenes of ejaculation which are painfully obvious form the really hard jump cuts. 

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation in our being of the state of god's omnipresence. 

August 28th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

Exceptional spiritual action done in a Yang spiral. 

Finally a truly free access event. All you need is your personal ID to participate. And of course to stick to the rigid rules of MISA. I just don't know what they would do if a few hundred outsiders would show up and want to participate. Especially since they put up a literal fence this year. 

And what would they do if some of those people would not respect the rules. After all the only punishment they can give out is to take away the participant's camp pass, which is not the case here so what would be the right, spiritual and spiritual hero-like procedure in this case. I would be really curious what instructions the order team got for this extra special event. 

Access is only until 9 o'clock so you better hurry. 

This who whish to participate also have to fill out "a certain form" which will contain what exactly? 

August 27th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual activity specific for men

Esoteric Vira® Group (2)

Access is as the previous event. 

08:00 – 12:00 International meeting of the Esoteric Vira® Group Mahavira Ananda

Afternoon spiritual program

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The revelation of Shiva's transcendental manifestation

And here comes the most famous event of the camp and MISA: the annual hiatus moment spiral followed by the collective prayer to god. 

This is probably going to receive some press so look forward to that in the future, but don't expect any big nuisance.  

August 26th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Initiation in the Charismatic Theosophy Movement

New conference within the Charismatic Theosophy Movement (1)

Access is based on the special Charismatic Theosophy Movement ID. 

As far as I remember at first everyone, including non-MISA members were allowed in the movement. Wonder why this is not allowed anymore and I wonder how they convinced outsiders of the necessity of these special ID restricted events. 

10:00 – 13:30 Special new (special and new? Wow!) conference by Gregorian Bivolaru within the  Charismatic Theosophy Movement, which will be presented by Gregorian Bivolaru (but not personally and not live either) part 1.
Why isn't it specified that it's going to be a pre-recorded audio conference?

And again I would be really curious how they convinced outsiders to consider the infamous sex-guru Gregorian Bivolaru as their teacher and priest in this case. 

Oh, maybe it's because no one outside MISA's usual circle have signed up for this? 

The meeting has an essential idea (sic!) that goes as follows: "I manifest in a firm and powerful manner in my interior universe an intense divine aspiration, which is dubbed by an unshaken belief in god. Feeding it this way, ceaselessly I also feed my soul. This aspiration manifested every second will help me be closer and closer to god". 

August 25th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Special spiritual program

New meditations and conferences by Gregorian Bivolaru

09:00 – 11:50 Premiere of the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Healing through meditation part 1. Duration 2 hours 50 minutes. 

A rehash of the series of conferences about spiritual healing from a few years ago? Now that's really lazy. If you're curious you can listen to them here: part 1, part 2, part 3. Only in Romanian. 

Now we're at you can heal every disease only by meditation. Aka thinking nice thoughts and be a member of MISA. 

12:00 – 12:30 Exemplification: The exemplary state of beneficial success

12:35 – 13:50 Premiere of the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Healing through meditation part 2. Duration 1 hour 15 minutes. 

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: The state of deep spiritual communion with the great philosopher Dattatreya

So apparently MISA has taken the Nath tradition and recognizes him as an avatar or teacher and not as a god like other Hindu sects.