Spiritual discernment

The day's spiritual challenge: spot the difference between these two texts using spiritual discernment. 

Nr. 1

REAL Doctors, REAL Science, REAL Results!
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After over seven years of research and testing in the area of erectile dysfunction, Dr Acuilar and his team came up with the breakthrough herbal formula that is now known as Dr MaxMan : a 100% natural, powerful male enhancement formula.
Not only do men report AMAZING increases in penis length, width and stamina, but they are also equally delighted by the sheer intensity and concentrated power of their orgasms!

http://zbzp.oppie.ru 

And nr. 2

The advantages in practicing sexual continence:
- it awakens a huge number of orgasms (both for man and woman) and incredibly increasing pleasure;
- a state of appetite and eternal longing for the lover, they seem not to get enough of one another;
- sexual longevity;
- regeneration and rejuvenation;
- increased vitality;
- elimination of feebleness, turpitude after the lovemaking;
- psychic balance, increase of creativity, awakening of intelligence;
- increase of charming personality both for the man and the woman;
- elimination of any unwelcome pregnancy;
- considerable decrease of the woman’s period and of the awkward subjacent effects;
- many women are finally aware of what orgasm is (it’s known for a fact that women need almost 30 minutes  erotic stimulation whereas the man is done within 10 minutes in most of the cases)
- breasts natural enlargement for women.
Moreover we get a chance to reach back to ourselves as spiritual beings in a superior understanding of love and life.

A hint for the solution is after the break

God please kill all those whom I don't like

In an interesting (and according to MISA beliefs impossible) synchronicity the MISA affiliated Delia Carreon from the Open your heart project wrote a decent piece about the notion of forgiveness on her blog. You can read that here.

The synchronicity is that I just read this after reading the partial transcript and listening to the partial audio of the latest of Gregorian Bivolaru's (MISA's spiritual leader) conferences about the extraordinary good news that over 60.000 people have died in an atomic bomb attack by the US army certain gigantic underground cities. You can download the first part of the conference here. And here's a partial transcript with the most gruesome details highlighted (it's in Romanian). 

Why do I say that this is an impossible synchronicity according to MISA beliefs? Because according to popular MISA superstition (I use the term superstition because this notion has 0 evidence besides the active imaginations of MISA students) synchronicities only happen to you if you are on a right path and are doing god's will. And since I'm writing this and I regularly visit and write on the most demonic website on the entire demonic and preponderantly yang Internet and since I have left the only true and right spiritual path that exists (aka MISA) that means that I have failed certain (but never mentioned and never explained) spiritual tests and I have brought on myself demons that torture me I could never ever experience such a divine blessing.

Well.....

This is going to be a long rant, so read at your own discretion. 

They can believe what they want if

There's no harm in any of the beliefs held by MISA students/disciples/sympathizers/what ever they are called this year. 

There's no harm in them believing the things they believe since they are nice people and aren't hurting anyone. 

There's no harm in them believing silly things without good basis. 

Etc are heard left and right from nice old ladies in Herculane and Costineşti around the time of the MISA camps. Plus the eventual outbreak of Orthodox pride specific to Romanian Orthodox believers, especially if they are of a certain generation and of a certain age, nameley: they can do what ever they want during these gatherings because it looks inoffensive enough to me, but only if it is according to the bible. If not they can go to hell. 

Well maybe they won't express it in these exact words, but something like that. 

MISA and Cancer

Articles like this only prove that all those doctors at MISA somehow are kept separately from the people that write the articles on the official website of the biggest spiritual school in the world. 

Oh, and this is in no way a unique case. There's a whole category of articles like this. Now that's persistent misinformation right there. 

Well here's the weekly revelation via Mahashakti regarding the topic. 

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Related link. 

This week in MISA 07/29/2011

Yogaesoteric articles

The spiritual authors of yogaesoteric once again rubs in the salt for the family and friends of Yveline Dochinoiu by writing and promising perfect health if you eat cherries.

MISA blogoshpere

This week in MISA 07/01/2011

Meditations

Saturday 25^th of June Spiral meditation with the soul of the Romanian nation. From 21.50 the spiral meditation of invoking the divine grace will be performed at unison in the entire country.

In Bucharest this event takes place in the Pipera hall 1 in the MISA ashram.

It's official

It's official: for the people that select the over a dozen spiritual articles a month on the official MISA website yogaesoteric.net the only thing that determines if something gets published or not is if it reaches the necessary level of paranoia or not. If it's not paranoid and stupid enough, it will not get published. 

I honestly don't know to laugh of cry anymore. 

(No) Apocalypse now (or anytime soon)

So the Rapture (or Judgment day) was supposed to come on May 21st this year. Did anyone miss it or was it just me? Well at least according to this old guy* it was supposed to happen then. Now he says it did happen it was just (to put it into a more MISA friendly terms) a subtle, impalpable, transcendental form of Rapture in which God silently judged everyone. So yeah GOD judged us and the world is still going to end in November.

Keep this in mind dear MISA "No apocalypse" program fans, this is the same thing you are spending your time on. That Rapture is just as real as this one. Except that this old guy* has more (con-man) sense left in him to not give a specific date. Instead he drags it on for a while, declares success and a few years later pull it out again and puts his devotees to meditate and perform all sorts of silly rituals for weeks on end again. 

Please prove me wrong. Prove to me that your end of the world is more real than this recent failed one in a long line of failed doomsday prophecies. 

Please prove to me and to everyone who's watching, that you are different than any other doomsday cult and that your apocalypse will happen unless you do exactly what you say people must do to prevent it. Or, as I'm sure you will claim soon enough, prove that your meditations and your dear master prevented it. Prove it. I dare you, better yet I bet you a billion billion (sugar and GM free, natural, whole wheat) cookies that you can't prove it. And that you don't just claim that your actions prevented it.

Must watch videos for MISA and former MISA members

Here's a playlist I created on Youtube with a few videos that explain a lot of the things that motivate people who are drawn in and who are members of MISA. It's not a complete list, nor is it finished but I think it's a start for those who bought in all the superstitions and conspiracies promoted by MISA and similar organizations.

Please watch, share and investigate for yourself.

My youtube channel