8/14/2011

August 14th (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Indra initiation
Signing up day 2. 

Indra initation
First part of the "conference" about Indra. Duration 3 hours 10 minutes. 

Here's the wikipedia entry for the god Indra and based on my experience this is much more clear and makes more sense than the endless hours of the greatest spiritual masters monotone drivel. 
And unlike the MISA version wikipedia does not require a special ID, nor does it require you to upload 2 pictures of yourself in a bikini to it's servers for an aura check, nor the requirement to be an editor of wikipedia and nor does it require a wikipedia moderator to vouch for you in order to access the information. 
Taking notes is allowed at this event. Wonder why the trance initiation is so super secret that people can't even take notes even though the method is on the internet just like the mantra of Indra. 
You also need to know that according to the master himself this mantra that the participants will get at the end of this series of conferences is not from any traditional source or scripture but rather was revealed to him personally by the god Indra. So authentic yoga right there. 

10:00 – 13:10 Rehearing the special conference by Gregorian Bivolaru with the topic: Indra - the divine leader of the realm of godly spiritual beings part 1. 

13:30 – 13:57 Presentation (I still don't get why there need to be two separate names for the same thing: a pre-recorded audio file of the master reading out loud from a piece of paper really-really slowly and accentuating every other word like it's the main idea of the whole lecture) by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Rafael – The messenger of god's  mysterious power of healing. Audio. 

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Rafael

Alternative afternoon program
12:30 – 13:00 Exemplification: The divine state of kindness

13:05 – 13:25 Laya yoga meditation with the mantra of Matangi. 

13:30 – 13:57 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: Archangel Rafael – The messenger of god's  mysterious power of healing. Audio. 

14:00 – 14:30 Exemplification: Clear and firm spiritual invocation in out interior universe of the presence of the archangel Rafael

Spiritual activities
Kalachakra spiritual group 2.
Access is based on camp pass and yoga course ID. Access sis allowed only for those from the 9-22 years of yoga. 

15:00 – 17:30 Kalachakra spiritual group meeting: The essence of the meditative practice in Dzogchen. 
Held by Cristian Ţurcanu yoga instructor. 
Yoga instructor. Note that not yoga teacher, yoga professor, not something else. In MISA only a select few can have the grandiose title of yoga teacher. Among them Gregorian Bivolaru and Mihai Stoian and his crew. I never understood why this was. 

The Dzogchen teachings are supposed to be the highest of the nine yana which is interesting because MISA teachers and students have serious problems with basic ones like telling the truth. 

At the end of the event an exemplification will be sustained by the great master with the topic: Trekcho - the fundamental practice of integrating the contemplative state in our daily lives. 

Evening spiritual program
21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The mysterious state of spiritual youth which makes us experience the revelation of eternity
What does youth (not to mention "spiritual youth") have to do with eternal life? 
To get you in the mood for this try watching the below video. It starts from hell but also discussed eternal life which I think is also applicable to heaven. 

Spiritual activities
Spiritual-artistic show

22:00 – 23:40 Spiritual-artistic show by the initiatic theater group Sophrozin titled: The upper neighbor ... or .... In an hour I'm a man. 
This is supposed to be a "message-show" about the harmony and happiness that can be achieved in a couple relationship made up of a man and a woman or two women. But god forbid two men. No that's a taboo in MISA. Drinking urine and anallingus is no problem but a consenting and loving relationship between two men is something unimaginably horrible. Or something. 
The show will discuss the problems couples face in every day life and probably gives the nice comfortable "spiritual" sollution to these which of course has to contain the MISA trademark sexual continence® the universal panacea for every single problem in the universe. 
The show is supposed to be funny. But knowing past shows like this in MISA it's not likely to be funny. 

Spiritual activities
Special movie evening 1. 
Conference field
00:00 – 01:00 Watching the movie "The Divine Library". Since I can't find this movie online I'm going to assume that it's an original MISA production. If anyone sees it let me know how it was. 

Romantic Trance initiation
Movie evening with the topic of accounts about the trance state. Duration 7 hours 20 minutes. 
Now it's nice and all to tell stories and sharing experiences of those practicing a method, but watching a seven hour video about something without the option of leaving without being denied further access to the imitation is definitely a cult tactic and not ok. And taking notes is not allowed at this event either. 

16:40 – 20:45 Watching the recorded accounts. 

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: The mysterious state of spiritual youth which makes us experience the revelation of eternity

21:35 – 01:00 Watching the recorded accounts - continued.

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