Exceptional spiritual exemplification....

Exceptional spiritual exemplification with the topic: "Do as I say not as I do"

This exceptional spiritual exemplification is of UTTERMOST IMPORTANCE and is sustained with FIVE FOLD OCCULT POWER by our spiritual guide YOUKNOWWHO. 

Stage one
First you have to publish an article with the title of "I am not the body. I am the soul" on the official website of the largest SPIRITUAL school in EUROPE. 
In which you interpret the teachings of a FAMOUS Indian YOGI (Sri Ramana Maharishi) to say that he taught that everyone should examine his/her own personal identity and ask the question with every thought that arises, who does this thought belong to?

Stage two
After that without a moments hesitation you must publish dozens of articles unmasking FREEMASONRY, furiously defending yourself against CRITICISM, publish important articles to your students filled with the most manipulative and HATE filled language you are capable of writing, then you must do many powerful IMAGINATION techniques to be able to write FICTIONAL investigation reports and FICTIONAL letters from secret SECRET SERVICE members of various countries that have to sound like they are written by the same person and then you can just publish the documentation of the various LAWSUITS you started but not before you finish off with SCARRING THE CRAP OUT OF your spirituality thirsty disciples about the DANGERS of society and another dash of fictional articles about various CONSPIRACIES you find on the INTERNET. 

Effects and beneficial results 

If you manage to do this you will experience a GREAT and OVERWHELMING sense of IMPORTANCE and SUPERIORITY to those poor unfortunate people who do not have the sufficient GOOD KARMA to be in such a BLESSED position as you are to have found the GREATEST spiritual school in existence and to be it's grateful FINANCIALLY contributing member. 
In closing you must do a 2 minute thankfulness MEDITATION to god the father and after that a 15 minute meditation of thankfulness to our one and true spiritual guide (YOUKNOWWHO) and perform at least 7 blessing for HIM using HIS original given name not the one that he actually uses right now, because as you know that's only for those evil FREEMASONS who run the world and he didn't really mean that name change. 

Supplemental explanations 
If you can not get from stage one to stage two without any PROBLEMS it is obvious that you still have a lot of work to do when it comes to truly understanding REAL, pure and authentic SPIRITUALITY. 
In order to relieve this subtle blockage that is the ONLY REASON for which you might experience this and has most certainly NOTHING to do with the contents of OUR teachings and OUR actions, then YOU must perform 500 UDDIYANA BANDHAS and 1000 NAULI KRIYAS per day as well as read AT LEAST THREE TIMES the article about DOUBTS that we ourselves published and do at least 3 hours of a MEDITATION with YOUKNOWWHO as  the ultimate SPIRITUAL GUIDE. You must also take 2 tea spoon fulls of the following plants with the ULTIMATE and only true way to take them that WE ourselves taught you, by putting them under your tongue for at least 15 minutes and proceed by MEDITATION upon just how evil you are while doing so. But don't forget to think happy thoughts. The plants are as follows: 

Important note! Each of these plants must be taken daily or the effects are non existent. 
Also please note that if you PURCHASE these plants form ANY other source than US, even if it's your own grandmother then you are using POLLUTED and genetically modified (GM)  plants that we already told you are super BAD. 

Acanthopanax gracilistylus
Achillea millefolium
Allium sativum
Aloe ferox
Anethum graveolens
Amorphophallus konjac
Arnica montana
Aquilaria agollocha
Artemisia annua L.
Artemisia absinthium L.
Artemisia vulgaris L.
Aristolochia rotunda
Arum maculatum
Astragalus membranaceus
Cannabis Sativa
Citrus aurantium ssp. bergamia
Crataegus spp. L.
Cydonia oblonga
Cymbopogon flexuosus
Cymbopogon schoenanthus
Digitalis lanata
Echinacea purpurea
Filipendula ulmaria
(Spiraea ulmaria)
Glycyrrhiza glabra
Hydrastis canadensis
Hypericum perforatum
Kaempferia galanga
Marrubium vulgare
Matricaria recutita
Chamomilla recutita

If you do this you MIGHT have a CHANCE of interpreting the above exceptional SPIRITUAL EXEMPLIFICATION in the way WE intended. 
If you do not then you will be IMMEDIATELY jumped by hundreds of evil bloodthirsty DEMONS and you will be TORMENTED by them for the rest of ETERNITY, yes not only in THIS life, because you just HAVE TO BELIEVE in past and future lives BECAUSE we say so without providing ANY evidence. And YES in those future existences YOU will NOT only be tormented by those demons that you yourself brought upon yourself with the unutterable level of EVIL you manifested when you DARED to doubt our authoritarian PROCLAMATIONS, you will not only SUFFER and most likely be severely DISABLED but you will also be a free target for other people's HATE and VIOLENCE. And WE shall NOT have any COMPASSION towards you because you brought it upon yourself. And we MOST CERTAINLY will NOT help you even though we will recognize you but you will not recognize us and you will not KNOW the reason for your suffering whilst we will KNOW it exactly. As we said you DESERVE it if you DARED TO DOUBT US. 

Divine success!

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