Troll yoga

The years off to a great start.
Seriously at this point I'm convinced that yogaesoteric and MISA in general is simply trolling, nothing more. I finally figured out the actual unique spiritual revelation given in this organization and it's called troll yoga.
Publishing in all seriousness an article about some bs that was disproved over 16 years ago by a eleven year old child can't be possibly a serious article. This is the definition of trolling.

But maybe this is only a pretense for people to search for Emily who grew up to be a hell of Shakti. I can definitely appreciate that. But come the fuck on! You're supposed to be a serious spiritual school. 

Put the internets down and walk away from the keyboard if it's that difficult of a concept for you to grasp. 

The cover image of "The Mystic Lady"

So it turns out that those evil demon possessed and just so pure evil and rat-like people who dare to write anonymously against the most perfect and entirely spiritual school - with the ultimate divine mission and who always sign their articles ans always use their real names doing so - have found the original image that was used on the cover of the fake book titled "The Mystic Lady" and that was either attributed wrongly to the author or it was entirely plagiarized minus a few chapters on golden showers the main passion of MISA cult leader Gregorian Bivolaru and who has been working very hard on getting this particular fetish not only accepted but made mandatory in current society. 

Hey I'm all for your sexual liberty, old man, and you can do what ever you can convince your 5000+ lovers to do with you when you are alone with them (or with several of them) but if you guys had your way: 

children wouldn't get vaccinated

poisoning yourself if you're sick would be mandatory

meditation would substitute actual treatment

as well as chewing on plants selected by a non doctor and non expert in any shape or form of biology 

yoga would be mandatory in schools 

geology and astronomy would be replaced with the hollow earth theory sci-fi idea

civic's class would be replaced with neo-nazi propaganda

etc. I could go on but that's not the topic at hand. 

The images published in the official article on the official website as the official response to the criticism  published by (now former) MISA student Mihai Rapcea and which contains an image of the cover of the book (that looks painfully faked at this point) that the officials of the cult declared (in said articles as well as an official statement read out loud during the yoga classes organizes by the cult) that was the source of the translation and that is followed to the letter by the Romanian language edition titled "Doamna miracolului" (The Miracle Lady or something like that). 

The original image used on the cover can be found here. 

The same images was used on the cover of a book also about tantra by Indra Sinha titled The Great Book of Tantra. You can find it here (Amazon). 

And one forum member noticed the explanation of the symbolism of the image as follows in a passage from the above mentioned book: 

This week in MISA 08/05/2011

I't that time of the year.

The most important event in the (MISA) year has started in Costineşti: the annual (MISA exclusive) yoga camp.
I recommend you read my past posts about the topic of MISA an it's "yoga camps" here and here as well as watch the excellent documentary here if you haven't already.
You might also want to check out my day-to-day posts about the event entitled MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011. I'll be posting daily about the events of the camp. It's not like a report form location but it's more like a commentary about the ideas presented. When the eventual news reports about the camp pop up I'll post a link to those as well.

Former MISA members on tv 2011

Here's two parts from the interviews shown on Antena 1 TV-station with two women, former disciples of MISA with English subtitles. 

This show still hasn't received any response from the pro-MISA camp. And these are one of the most normal and honest presentation they have gotten in years. I'm still waiting for them to try to twist every single word the women said into something that fits their agenda, because that would be a true test of their spontaneity and creativeness. Maybe this should be part of the Miss Shakti contest, soon to start in Costineşti. Maybe as part of the intelligence test, or the spontaneity test. Show them the report and give them 10 minutes to come up with a response that is appropriate fro a spiritual school and that represents what you are taught in this school and how the relationship between the spiritual leader of the spiritual school, the same one that organizes this beauty contest, should be like and why these women are manipulated by Freemasons and this whole show is just yet another attempt by the Freemason controlled media to manipulate and brainwash the population so that they don't see how truly spiritual and wonderful our yoga school really is and how great our master really is. 

Or something like that. 

Disclosures from the MISA hell

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The girls were initiated through sex

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Earth to MISA: You still don't have a right to be offended

MISA loves something they call synconicities which they use to explain almost everything to give it a spiritual excuse for happening.

They also think that these things only happen to them, the one's on the right spiritual path bla bla bla. 

Well here's one that happened to me just the other day (note: according to MISA doctrine it shouldn't happen because I left the one and true path and even worse I dare to express my disagreement with their activities). 

First this reader mail was published on yogaesoteric. 

The same old conspiracy...

Or why bother to try to find actual facts and write about actual problems in the world when there are thousands of already written paranoid articles about the evil devil's music.

Does the problem of curable diseases killing innocent children in third world countries not bother you?

Does the fact that millions are starving while you refuse a certain piece of food just because it may be of genetically modified origin and demand that others do the same even if they are starving to death?

Are the actual problems like poverty, hunger, lack of clean fresh water, basic hygiene, shelter, love and compassion leave you untouched because you are such an advanced yogi already that you don't care about such trivial things anymore, but you are bored of the political or scientific conspiracies, which are way above your level of understanding and seem to much of a trouble to understand, then your friendly local and the only true cult MISA will provide you with bland articles or translations of articles that are superficial and stupid enough for you to understand.

Killer cosmetics (MISA wet-dream)

Article on the official misa website yogaesoteric.

Here are a few things that are sublimely omited by the spiritual authors on the site:
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There researching that took me 5 minutes. I guess that's precious time that is better spent on daydreaming meditating instead of researching one of the 10 spiritually themed article son the most important site on the web.

As always in the most spiritual school in the universe facts are just pesky little detail that only get in the way of writing a great article.