Meditations
Saturday 18th of June Spiral meditations with the soul of the Romanian people and with the soul of the Hungarian people. In Bucharest the spiral is to be held in Pipera hall nr 2.
I wonder why not in the open air. They have a field in a part of Bucharest called Ferentari which would allow a lot more people than the yoga hall. No hours given.
From 03.20-04.05 – Meditation with the special astrological moment Mercury in sextil with Jupiter.
Also on Saturday from 07.15-08.00 – Meditation: Venus in trigon with Saturn.
Tuesday 21st of June yogaesoteric let's us know that the Sun enters the Crab zodiac. And announces a meditation from 19.45-21.15. “A meditation of intense, deep and mysterious communion to enter in resonance with the moment of Summer Solstice”.
So yeah. MISA yogis celebrate the summer solstice but they are still good Christians and good Ortodox Christians. Never mind the pagan ritual. Never mind mixing the eastern tradition of meditation with the ancient pagan rituals to celebrate the solstice.
Wednesday 22nd of June from 16.50-17.35 – Meditation: The Sun in trigon with Neptune.
Friday 24th of June from 15.00-15.45 – “Meditation of intense and deep communion with saint John the Baptiste”. See I sold you they were good Christians. They meditate with John the Baptiste.
Friday 24th of June – Midsummer. From 22.00-23.15 Meditation of intense and deep empathic communion with the fairies (SÂNZIENELE).
Oh damn!
As usual, the classic MISA practice one Christian one pagan, one eastern technique or event or even better all at the same time. Pure yoga is taught at MISA. And one that has nothing to do with your religious views no. Nohooooo.
So what does this fairy celebration entail? Well yogaesoteric and hence MISA, the website representing the official position of MISA and of Gregorian Bivolaru recommends that those who wish to participate in this intense and deep experience should make a powder of the plant Galium verum and put 5 grams of the powder under your tongue 3 hours before the meditation is to begin.
They also recommend that the meditation to be performed in nature (preferably the woods) in the case of a city in a park where there are lots of trees and plant life.
An optional feature (as I said to combine as many MISA rituals as possible) is to light 7 (magic number) candles and offer their light to the fairies and to perform 7 blessings for them.
When performing the meditation in the woods (but not elsewhere? The text is not clear about this so you're free to make stuff up as you go along, like in all other MISA “techniques”) the fairies should be called in an affectionate manner and the people performing the meditation should precieve them (note: this is a direct description of what they should feel and see with their spiritual eye, and so no room left for other interpretations. MISA's not a cult ey?) as beautiful, pure and affectionate feminine beings radiating of a specific candor.
At the end of the ritual the subject can ask them for three wishes to inspire them in their daily lives (1) , to help them awaken their intuition (2) and discover the mysteries of the plants (3).
(Note: I am not going out of my way to make fun of them, that is the actual translation of the actual description on the actual site. The author of this text put exactly three, no more no less, things there that the fairies will grant, not me).
MISA blogosphere
Daniel Roxin
presents you with methods (I'm sure they're all scientifically proven and tested for effectiveness, like all other techniques presented in MISA circles) for protecting yourself from aura attacks. You know the old folk belief's modern version. You know the evil eye.
And the source (wow a source is given. Today must be a special day) is a website that looks suspiciously MISA related. It's name translates to “I'm healthy” or “I am healthy” and it presents lots of articles about health, spirituality, Ayurveda (only promote dby MISA in Romania as far as I know) vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, recipes etc. The physical exercises section consists almost entirely of yoga exercises (the only exception is belly dance, also a popular choice for the shaktis of MISA, especially in preparation for the erotic dance they have to do, eventually in the group or in the Miss MISA Shakti contest) and many of the articles are taken from yogaesoteric, so yeah, it's suspicious to say the least.
There's an interesting section entitled documentaries (even though I saw some fiction movies up there, but hey). Check it out to see what the MSIA folk are watching in secret spiritual groups or special meetings.
And Daniel also copy-pastes an article entitled I achieve happiness with the help of 28 methods. But the source leads nowhere.
And about some dubious research about the (fictional) magical body mind connection.
Daniel, Daniel. You should read up on the critiques of your subjects as well, not just post mindlessly any nice sounding propaganda you come across. Here. And you might check out some lists like this or this to see if your new discovery is mentioned there.
For further details see the video below.
And Daniel let me help you out with a link. Anytime you read about a new revolutionary treatment or device that promises a 100% success in curing 100% of all known and not known diseases and all it comes down to is "stress relief" and or a proper (defined by the salesman who is trying to sell you his device and is in no way a doctor) breathing technique you should check this site out for their name/product/methodology.
And about some dubious research about the (fictional) magical body mind connection.
Daniel, Daniel. You should read up on the critiques of your subjects as well, not just post mindlessly any nice sounding propaganda you come across. Here. And you might check out some lists like this or this to see if your new discovery is mentioned there.
For further details see the video below.
The Beyond the limits blog presents an interview with a certain Inelia Benz who's mission is “to change the temporal line of the planet”. Just like MISA. What are the odds?!
Beauty love wisdom presents an astral trip.
Kamarius posts a new song.
Mihai Stoian posts the meditation program for sustaining the school in India.
The meditation takes place every Thursday from 21.00 – 21.30 (Indian Standard Time).
The open your heart project hosts a "radio" show on the 22nd and the 25th with the topic the 5 love languages.
Simina Rențea from got some poems published by MISA publishing house Lux Sublima with the title I love the man!
Who's website got a brand new look and I'll give credit where credit is due: it's looking pretty good. I hope that they invested in some proofreading as well.
Pierre Crié posts a nude photo in a cemetery taken before the full moon. I'm not going to comment on that, you can all just draw your own conclusions for that one.
Yogaesoteric articles
The official website for MISA once again promotes pseudo-science. And not for the common cold either, but for cancer. You fucking assholes that's a fucking serious sickness. You can't meditate or wish it away. People will die if they don't seek popper treatment. And this is certainly not the popper treatment. Oh and the fact that that asshole claims to be persecuted by the evil big pharma because he can't prove his outrageous claims only shows how dangerous your divinely guided advice is.
And only shows once again that the only thing an idea is required to have in order to be promoted on the biggest website about yoga in Romania is to be somehow connected to some conspiracy theory. Doesn't matter which one, as long as there's controversy and the lazy idiot who wants to rip off dying people including children cries conspiracy. Thank you MISA. I only hope no one will follow your dubious advice and die because of it. I really hope not. I still hope you will not go into the killing people business.
Is apparently the revealing of the secret to how to live forever via Hermes Trismegistos. And of course it's only in English so sorry all you who don't understand Romanian, you can't live forever.
A confessional by a MISA disciple named L. B. aka the infomercial part of the website makes it's periodic appearance.
“See MISA is good. MISA is great. Everyone agrees that MISA is the best.”
Here's the whole archive if you understand Romanian (and even if you don't try using a translation software or web application like and see for yourself. It's well worth a read to glimpse into the minds of the MISA disciples and the editors of yogaesoteric.net)
See also
And while we're at it see also this (it's a Christian site, now there's a paradox for you)
A pantheistic sounding article about spiritual experiences (or different experiences because of going into a entirely different part of the universe than what we humans living on the planet Earth are used to and hijacking it as “spiritual”. Of course it is. Anything that feels good is spiritual and anything bad is only because of evil conspiracies) of astronauts in outer space.
A straw men filled article about the introduction of a new electronic health assurance card. They criticize the fact that personal details are required.
Or the usual MISA article in which they seem to be concerned for personal information security. Oh forget about fact that they ask for a bikini, or full on nude photo of you every other month, forget that on the backs of said photos you have to write your name, personal ID number (which is in no way justified, and also I don't really know how legal this is because MISA as a non-profit organization is in no way a governmental body or official person who can ask for such information), instructor, year of yoga course (otherwise you won't be allowed in certain special initiation, because some require a certain year of yoga), address, age, zodiac, sign, exact date of birth down to the minute and second, telephone number and so on. Oh and never mind the fact that MISA maintains the right to do a financial check of your financial status if you apply to participate for free in one of their camps and that is decided on the basis of drawing of lots.
Forget that you have to have dozens of ID's (all of which have to be asked for separately and give once again all the personal information again) necessary to participate in MISA organized activities. Forget all that. That's for a spiritual purpose. They never would misuse the information they have of you. Never.
And that's about it. And what personal details you ask? What medical history the patient had? Family health history or something similar? Of course not. Only name, personal ID number, health assurance number, blood type, any chronic illnesses that the patient has (this of course can have only evil Freemason conspiracy reasons behind it, nothing to do with the fact that it's a useful information for your doctor), if you are willing to donate your organs or not (again another pure evil purpose is possible, nothing to do with a possible selfless act of saving another human beings life), the name of your doctor (again pure evil, there is never a good reason to need to know your doctor's name).
Duhul Sfânt (II)
An article by the MISA guru Gregorian Bivolaru about the holly ghost. This is the second part of the article and more is to come. Again I recommend you read this if you are a Christian and understand Romanian because again it's only in Romanian.
It's worth reading to see what the official MISA position is about this enigmatic aspect of Christianity. And if you are not already familiar with what the MISA dogma holds about this topic, you will be surprised. I know I was. And I know a Catholic friend of mine was surprised when I revealed this to her and did not want to accept it. But when our instructor repeated it on a later date she of course did not say anything.
Practica de prelungire a vieții a Ghizilor spirituali nemuritori
An article about how to become immortal (again not available in English) by looking at a watch an visualizing that it's handles are going backwards. Yes this is serious. This is a serious MISA technique. This by the way is the level of the unique and extraordinary and 100% efficient methods taught at MISA. Think about this before you go to their courses.
Duhul Sfânt (II)
An article by the MISA guru Gregorian Bivolaru about the holly ghost. This is the second part of the article and more is to come. Again I recommend you read this if you are a Christian and understand Romanian because again it's only in Romanian.
It's worth reading to see what the official MISA position is about this enigmatic aspect of Christianity. And if you are not already familiar with what the MISA dogma holds about this topic, you will be surprised. I know I was. And I know a Catholic friend of mine was surprised when I revealed this to her and did not want to accept it. But when our instructor repeated it on a later date she of course did not say anything.
Practica de prelungire a vieții a Ghizilor spirituali nemuritori
An article about how to become immortal (again not available in English) by looking at a watch an visualizing that it's handles are going backwards. Yes this is serious. This is a serious MISA technique. This by the way is the level of the unique and extraordinary and 100% efficient methods taught at MISA. Think about this before you go to their courses.
Events
Creation camp “At the fairies” in Neatârnarea, Tulcea county, Romania, from 21-25 June 2011
You could sign up until the 17th of June 2011.
Program of the camp
- creation workshop A.D.A. (Arta Divină a Actorului – the Divine Art of the Actor)
- novelty group games
- spiritual program
- conferences, viewing of materials, movies
Topics of the camp
- amplification of the creative potential
- communion with the soul and of the spirituality of the Dacian people
- facilitation of communication with beneficial entities of nature
- divine healing and regeneration
The participants will (according to the organizers) benefit from the blessing of important astrological moments as follows:
- Summer solstice (Tuesday 21st of June) max. 20.16
- Trigon Sun-Neptune (Wednesday 22nd of June) meditation at 16.50 (45’)
- The day of John the Baptist (Friday 24th of June) meditation at 15.00 (45’)
- Midsummer night (Friday 24th of June to Saturday 25th of June)
For all of these see above in the meditation section.
Further details
Arrival is on Tuesday 21st of June until 17.30 to benefit form the moment of the Summer solisstice (the Sun enters in the Cancer zodiac)
Camp fee
70 RON/person
Accommodation
In a house – 20 RON/day and person (number of available places 30)
In a tent – 5 RON/day per person (private land)
Meal
120 RON/meal or 30 RON/day per person
Features of the location
A multi-functional conference hall, drawing room, 5 rooms.
A multitude of space, rich in mystery and nature.
Organizers
Nelu Căpraru (Sirius Theater): 0727.328254; 0742.086651.
Ioan Pohariu (ADA): 0743.159731.
Contact la_sanziene@yahoo.com
An Extraordinary Spiritual Exemplification on the Day of the Great Cosmic Power MATANGI
Source (yogaesoteric, finally available in English)
Saturday, June 25th to Sunday June 26th, from 1.00 AM - 9.00 AM.
And it really really really special. It will be
EXCEPTIONALLY SUPPORTED BY GRIEG WITH A TRIPLE ENERGY (THREE TIMES GREATER THAN WHAT IS ENGAGED DURING OTHER PARANORMAL EXEMPLIFICATIONS).And once again the disclaimer is right there: if you ain't in our little cult you can't benefit from this. Even though it's supposed to be a field.
THIS EXEMPLIFICATION IS RESERVED FOR YOGA PRACTITIONERS BOTH FROM THE YOGA COURSES IN ROMANIA AND FOR THOSE FROM THE YOGA COURSES ABROAD.The all caps is in the source. So that the MISA yogis, 80% of whom have a college education and some even have a doctoral degree can understand what is truly important in this special event. For you not initiated I'll reveal the secret: the whole point is to connect a pleasurable event (well for at least some, this not being a guarantee that you will have a good sexual encounter, no matter how detailed the ritual is) with MISA ideology and methods. The goal here is to make the "practitioners from both the yoga courses in Romanian and for those from the yoga courses abroad" that only Grieg can offer them such triply awesome sexual encounters and if they ever leave the wonderful sphere of his protection they will never have awesome divine tantric sex ever again. Ever.
Oh and of course the selective homophobic disclaimer can't be left out either
Anyway here's the program (not that you could participate if you are not in the cult as I pointed out above, but just read to see what it's like).
Important!!!(We specify that this amorous game will be realized by every couple (who engage in this exemplification) in the complete intimacy of their private place.) Female couples who are open to realize, between them, amorous games with transfiguration and sexual continence can also participate in this amorous game with paranormal impulse.
THE GRADUAL UNFOLDING OF THE PARANORMAL IMPULSE
USEFUL ADVICE FOR ALL COUPLES THAT WILL PARTICIPATE IN THIS PARANORMAL IMPULSE
Attention!!! In order to enter in an intense and profound state of OCCULT RESONANCE with the BENEFICIAL FIELD OF FORCE that will be manifested, we suggest that all couples that will participate in this love-making should rigorously respect the indicated schedule. In order to limit exactly the periods of time of the stages of this paranormal impulse we suggest that you use a clock or a timer device with an alarm that will be set to ring at the end of every stage.
USEFUL ADVICE FOR ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT YET HAVE THE INITIATION TO ENTER IN COMMUNION WITH THE GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI
Attention!!! In this exceptional love-making which will be realised only with a great transfiguration and paranormal impulse and sustain from the distance, even the men and women who do not yet have the secret spiritual initiation which is offered to make possible the ineffable communion with the GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI can participate.
People who do not yet have the initiation for the communion with the GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI and who wish to participate in this spiritual impulse will, in the beginning, focus their view with a great attention on the YANTRA OF THE GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI and will simultaneously and ceaselessly utter, IN THEIR MIND, the words MATANGI, MATANGI, MATANGI, which is the name of this GREAT COSMIC POWER.
Proceeding in this way with a great faith and humility in the reality of the sphere of force of the GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI, all people who do not have this initiation can thus enter into an ineffable state of OCCULT RESONANCE with Her mysterious, endless sphere of force.
This action will be performed by every person who does not have this special initiation between 00.45 – 01.00.
00.45–01.00TRATAKAM (the fixed attentive viewing) on the YANTRA of the GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI, that will be simultaneously accompanied with continuously uttering her name (MATANGI) (this is only for those who do not have the initiation which permits them communion with MATANGI).
THE PROPER BEGINNING WHICH IS AVAILABLE ONLY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE INITIATION IN COMMUNION WITH MATANGI
01.00-01.10 The consecration of the fruits of this action to the GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI
In the cases where both lovers receive a positive answer to this consecration they will continue to next stages.
01.10-01.15Mental evocation, with closed eyes, of the face of Grieg in order to GLOBALLY enter into subtle, spiritual, telepathic communion with the FIELD OF FORCE WHICH HE WILL MANIFEST. This evocation will be realisedin unison by both the man and the woman. We suggest that in order toaccomplish this visualisation better in the beginning both lovers use aphoto of Grieg to look at attentively before starting the respectivemental evocation.
01.15-01.25 Continuing to feel the state of communion and RESONANCE with the FIELD OF FORCE THAT WILL BE MANIFESTED BY GRIEG, both the man and the womanwill enter into an intense, plenary and profound state of RESONANCEwith the VERY STRONG FIELD of TRANSFIGURATION, COSMICALITY ANDADORATION OF THE BELOVED WOMAN IN THE ASPECT OF PERFECT SHAKTI. (A pureand enchanting, beneficial feminine presence, divine, fascinating,mysterious, elevated, euphoric, heavenly, maternal, overwhelming in hermagnificence and love who embraces and causes to manifest EVERYTHING inthe MACROCOSM. She responds instantaneously and ceaselessly to any ideaor intention of the ALMIGHTY WILL OF GOD THE FATHER).
VERY IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR MEN
Attention!!! Given the fact that this FIELD OF TRANSFIGURATION, COSMICALITY ANDADORATION OF THE BELOVED WOMAN, that is manifested in order to sustainthis paranormal impulse will be very powerful, WE DRAW ATTENTION,ESPECIALLY TO THE MEN, THAT THE SO-CALLED EROTIC MOVEMENTS ANDPARTICULARLY THE RHYTHM DURING THE LOVE-MAKING SHOULD BE SLOW OR EVENVERY SLOW, IN ORDER TO HARMONIOUSLY TRANSMUTE THE SEXUAL POTENTIAL,GRADUALLY SUBLIMATING THE RESULTING SUBTLE ENERGY GRADUALLY TO THESUPERIOR LEVELS OF THE BEING.
01.25-01.35 The plenary, ample and intense transfiguration and cosmicality of thebeloved by the man, starting especially from the specific abilities andqualities which he admires the most in her. These abilities andqualities will be evoked by the man in his mind (one after the other)thinking that they become, as if by magic, very powerful and manifestplenary and profound in the inner universe of his lover and also beingoverwhelmingly felt by him with a great force.
In the case in which the transfiguration of the woman cannot beaccomplished because the man (the lover) has not yet discovered eventwo attributes of his lover which he admires, we suggest he realisesthe transfiguration of the lover starting from the ASTROLOGICALASPECTS: THE ZODIAC CONSTELLATION, THE ASCENDENT, or NITTYA in whichshe is born. In this situation the man will refer to the suggestionsabove and will similarly evoke one after the other the principalqualities of her zodiac (which he studied before in an astrologicalbook) as well as her ascendant (obviously only if he knows it).
01.35-01.40 The evocation in unison by both lovers of all the exceptional,marvellous, wonderful moments of the BEGINNING OF THEIR LOVE RELATIONSHIP. This stage will be realized by both lovers in unison
01.40-01.55 FOREPLAY (It is performed by the man but in the case of love-makingbetween women it is performed by the woman who plays the active role inthis engagement).
This implies harmonious excitement and pleasure by caressing andkissing performed at the level of the majority of the erogenous zones(if you still don’t know where these certain zones are on a woman youwill make a summary of them before from classic works of sexology andthus eliminate a GREAT VOID which is also a HANDICAP).
01.55-04.40 LOVE-MAKING, THE SO CALLED AMOROUS GAME
04.40-04.50POSTLUDE During the postlude the two lovers will remain closelyembraced with their eyes closed (being from this much more attentiveone to the other) and will feel in unison the profound empathetic stateof heavenly love, happiness, spiritual joy, godliness, mystery,fulfilment and deep and intense polarisation.
THE INTEGRATION OF THE AMOROUS COUPLE INTIMATELY UNITED IN THE MYSTERIOUS REALITY OF THE MACROCOSM
04.50-05.00The lovers will evoke the integration of every couple as being like amysterious, unified sphere and perfectly polarised in a COMMONMICROCOSM – THE GLORIOUS ANDROGYNY which is then fused in the aspect ofthe COMPONENT PART THAT IS PERFECTLY INTEGRATED IN AN ORGANIC WAY INTHE GIGANTIC WHOLE OF THE MACROCOSM. The lovers will then feel theplenary integration of the COMMON MICROCOSM of the two loversintimately fused like a component PART that is integrated in the GREATWHOLE OF THE MACROCOSM and will be ineffably conscious of theWONDERFUL, ENIGMATIC MIRRORING of the GREAT WHOLE (THE MACROCOSM) inevery PART OF THEIR INNER UNIVERSE.
05.00-05.15 THE HARMONIOUS SUBLIMATION OF THE SUBTLE RESULTING ENERGIES AT THE LEVEL OF SAHASRARA
The meditation of harmonious sublimation of the resulting subtleenergies ONLY at the level of the fundamental centre of force (chakra)SAHASRARA. In the end the lovers will contemplate the elevated,transcendent, ecstatic state which appears towards the end of thisprocess of sublimation. This meditation of sublimation will be realisedby both lovers in unison holding hands from the beginning to the end,just like in the phase of the CONSECRATION OF THE FRUITS OF THIS ACTIONTO THE GREAT COSMIC POWER MATANGI
05.15-05.25 THE MANIFESTATION IN UNISON OF A STATE OF GRATITUDE BEFORE GOD THE FATHER
The humble expression, full of love, of a state of THANKSGIVING before GOD THE FATHER
Rising to their feet and facing towards the SUNRISE (EAST), the twolovers will utter ALOUD in unison: (it is possible for one of them toread the formula of thanksgiving aloud from a sheet of paper and thenthe other to utter the same formula in unison)
I THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER FOR REVEALING THE MYSTERY OF PURE, ENDLESS AND HEAVENLY LOVE.
THE HEAVENS AND EARTH ARE FULL OF YOUR ETERNAL MYSTERY AND GLORY.
THY WILL BE DONE THROUGH OUR BEINGS WHICH ARE NOW UNITED IN A SINGLE SACRED ANDROGYNAL SPHERE.
HELP US TO DISCOVER THAT ALL WHO EXIST AFTER YOUR OWN IMAGE WE WERE ALL MADE ANDROGYNAL.
EXALTED BE THY HOLY NAME NOW AND FOREVER.
AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!
In the end the lovers will feel and contemplate with humility and lovein their inner universe the uplifting state of grace of GOD THE FATHERwhich will pour into the body and being of the two lovers in the formof an intense fusing agent, pure, overwhelming, ecstatic, godly, thatwill manifest like an ineffable thrill that flows down the bodyentering through the top of the head.
05.30-09.00 THE EXPERIENCE IN UNISON BY BOTH LOVERS OF THE “AVALANCHE” PHENOMENON
This will imply the awareness of the entire range of subtle phenomenon,paranormal, ineffable, euphoric, affective and spiritual, which willappear between the two lovers as soon as the man takes himself away (itis suggested that is it much better that the man takes himself away) toa distance as far as possible from the place where he made love withhis lover. Those who have a car available can remove themselves to aminimum of 50 Km (30 miles) from where his lover will remain.
We then suggest that the two lovers remain separated (as much aspossible) and meet each other only after 12:00 the next day. They willshare at this time, one to the other, the states which they experiencedduring experimenting together the effect of the “avalanche”.
They will have previously noted everything which they felt and willmake a note of the time at which these phenomena occurred to thus seecertain significant synchronicities which appeared in this time ofdistance between them. For the next 49 days the two lovers will be asattentive as possible to all the mysterious phenomenon of SYNCHRONICITYand also to other experiences from other areas (spiritual, mystic)which will appear later between them or possibly to each of them.All the spelling mistakes and lack of one or more spaces between certain words is in the original text. I'm sure all of those are on purpose, this whole text having such great importance (you can know that from the sheer number of all caps present).
SATYA aka MISA India news
Since they removed the official propaganda material about which I wrote here since apparently it didn't conceal well enough how much of a cult they are (Romanian), here's a news report about the case (the first few minutes of the news report is about the Satya center).
In other news
Exmisa was down again yesterday. With the following error message "Server too busy to respond".
It's working now.
It's working now.
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