8/04/2011

August the 1st (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Meditations
12:00 – 12:30  Meditation sustained telepathic-subtly by Grieg: 
Manifesting, energizing and expanding the subtle spherical and mostly euphoric, spiritual field of the Costineşti 2011 spiritual yoga vacation camp®. Romanian language explanation on the official site. Warning heavy on the propaganda. 
They do this each year at every camp. This is how every MISA camp starts. And it's never explained (as far as I know) exactly how this works and how big this subtle field is. Back in the first year when the first camp announcement came up someone asked if she could do the meditations from home because she couldn't go to the camp. To which our instructor answered that of course you can. You just have to tune into the subtle spiritual field of the camp and it's like your there. Of course the big secret is that this isn't really the case. Some people and some places are more equal than others. But that's beside the point. If you actually believe in this bs I hope you will rather do it like this for free than to actually go to their camp and pay them a lot of money to be allowed to do so. Trust me there's no difference. And if anyone claims there is I eagerly await you with the proof for this. 

13:00 – 13:30  Exemplification (all further events titled exemplification, or for that matter any event that takes place in the camp -cuz you know he is like god omnipresent and omnipotent to do so, but of course this still doesn't mean that MISA disciples consider him god, oh no - are sustained subtle-telepathically by the master, so for brevity I will not write that in every single title): A state of total and unconditional consecration towards god  of the fruits of the beneficially integrated actions that we will be performing in this camp. 
A lecture about consecration by the master can be heard here. Only Romanian. 

14:00 – 14:30  Exemplification: The state of profound communion with the mysterious source of spiritual life. I've already wrote about that here. 
A Romanian language explanation of the meditation is here. It's one big page so you need to open it once and search for each meditation individually. So don't click on it hundreds of times. I'll put a link just in case but it will all be the same one.
But don't be sad of you can't read it, it doesn't make much sense and says as little as possible in as many words as possible and is anyways only somewhat clear for those who speak fluent misan. 

21:00 – 21:30  Exemplification: The state of divine compassion that transforms us. 
Well after this I will expect to hear hundreds of stories of MISA yogis who helped countless poor people and saved countless animals and helped in countless other real world problems in the next year. Oh wait. We are still talking about the cult that holds meditations about compassion and then teaches and publishes hate filled material and in no way endorses actual voluntarism unless it serves the cult. You know the karma yoga work that holds this camp together and produces the hundreds of book and various courses they publish as well as the naturist products they sell in the very place the spiritually themed "lectures" and "initiations" take place. 
You can also read up on their propaganda material about this meditation here.

Next day. 

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