August 23rd (MISA Yoga camp commentary 2011)

Activities with international participation
International meeting of music therapy
Access is based on camp pass. So it's the usual nice and very open event reserved exclusively for the members of the cult. Sorry guys, it seems you missed the hole point of having an international event. 

08:00 – 10:30 International meeting of the coordinators of music therapy courses, coordinated by yoga instructor Dorin Achim (pictured)

Their official website
The whole idea of music therapy is that certain sounds are like medicine and can help you heal various diseases. There is of course 0 evidence provided as always. 
Keep in mind also that according to official MISA doctrine rock music is bad because it has demonic influences and so is jazz because it produces a certain bad mental state. But of course loud disco music is divine and helps bring in the good kind of resonances to the naive disciple. 
So this whole healing with music is basically that you should listen to music I like and then you will get better. If heaven forbid you like rock music or jazz then you are obviously to evil to live and I am not willing to help you. Because musical taste is an objective and divinely inspired thing and not everyone's right. And needs to be regulated by the cult just like every other area of the cult members lives.

The music they use is as follows (there probably is some bs method and some bs propaganda during the music therapy sessions, but you're better of not haring that), if you want to experiment with this just search for these songs, most of them are classical pieces:

BACH: Brandenburg Concertos no. 1 and no. 3
BEETHOVEN: Symphony No. 9, Part 3
DEBUSSY: Nocturnes
RACHMANINOV: Concerto no. 2, Adagio, opus 27
SCHUMAN: Arabesc
CEAIKOVSCKI: Concerto no. 2 for violin, canzonet, opus 35
VIVALDI: The Four Seasons (especially "Winter")
BRAHMS: Concerto no. 2 for piano, the 3rd, opus 83
DEBUSSY: Moonlight
MAHLER: Symphony No. 4, Part 3
SAINT-SAENS: Carnival of animals
WAGNER: Overture Tanhauser
Music ragas (Indian): e.g. BHAIRAVA
ALBINONI: Symphony concert no. 5, opus 2 
BACH: Area
BEETHOVEN: Piano Concerto no. 5 in B flat Major, opus 73
DEBUSSY: Sacred and Profane Dances
GOUNOT: Religious for St. Cecilia
HOLST: Planets (Venus)
MOZART: Concerto for flute and harp no. 2, andante, K2999
BEETHOVEN: Concerto no. 3 for piano, the 3rd, opus 37
DVORJAK: Bagatelle no. 3, opus 47
HAYDEN: Concerto for Cello in C, Part One
HOLST: The planets (Neptune)
MAHLER: Scenes from Alsace
MASSENET: Symphony no. 4, first part
BEETHOVEN: Symphony no. 7, opus 92 , first part
BRUCH: Concerto no. 1 for violin, opus 26
HAYDN: Military symphony, no. 100, first part
MAHLER: Symphony no. 4, Part 2
RACHMANINOV: Symphony no. 2, Allegro molto, opus 27
CEAIKOVSCKI: Sleeping Beauty
BEETHOVEN: 5th Symphony
HOLST: Planets (Mars)
MASSENET: Scenes from Alsace 2, 4
RAVEL: Bolero
SIBELIUS: Finlandia
SMETANA: My Motherland II Vltava
PINK FLOYD: Atom Heart Mother
PAUL SIMON & GARFUNKEL: Bridge over troubled water
BACH: Brandenburg Concerto no. 2
DVORJAK: Concerto for Cello in and minors, the 3rd, opus 104
GOUNOT: Religious for St. Cecilia
STRAUSS: Death and the transfiguration, transfiguration
BERLIOZ: Harold in Italy, pilgrims procession
BRAHMS: Symphony No.1, German Requiem

After further searching here's what I found out:

Following MISA logic it probably means that they play different instruments that give off certain sounds ans associate each one with a particular chakra or happy state (only happy states are allowed in a cult, because there everyone is hipper-happy all the time, no such thing as sorrow, sadness or indifference ever exists).
So basically the method consists of producing a sound and placing the instrument on a particular part of your body and feeling the good vibes.
I'm sure that's 100% effective and tested with the appropriate experiments like in the case of every other technique given in MISA.
Here are a few images of what such a therapy group looks like:

Ok then, I highly recommend you watch this video:
Penn and Teller's Bullshit! (Season 6 Episode 2) - New Age Medicine

Special spiritual program with the occasion of the meditation in Yang spiral®
Meditation in Yang spiral with the induction of the spiritual enlightenment through divine miracle (2) followed by a collective prayer towards god the father. 
I wonder if this innocuous sounding collective prayer is the same one that had the purpose to destroy MISA's enemies, you know those evil people who left MISA and dared to criticize it?

10:30 – 11:00 Entering the zodiac lines
11:00 – 12:00 Forming the spiral
12:00 – 13:45 Meditation in Yang Spiral®, supported in a subtle-telepathic manner by Grieg. 
14:00 – 15:00 Collective prayer towards god the father

The participants to this special event are required to fast on this day before the spiral. And the very manipulative presentation stresses the importance of the event and asks everyone to participate. 
And if you think MISA's desciples are all nice and they always participate in important events like this in much greater number then say the beauty contest and you are curious of exactly how many people are in the camp at the moment all you have to do is go there on that day and count them. 
I'm of course joking about this. Because MISA is such a big circus and it has it's own little subgroups there are certain people that are interested in this type of event and others are not. 

The collective prayer is from what I understand MISA's solution to the challanges that humanity faces currently. 
Now the only thing I don't know is if this is the case of the present economic crisis and in this case it's more like Texas govenor Rick Perry's prayer rallies. 
Note that gov. Perry also asks his believers to fast on the day of the rally. Wonder if this was the inspiration for plagiarism king MISA/Gregorian Bivolaru. 

The invitation by Perry. Notice the similarities. 

And a response, which I think nails the essence of the controversy. 

With the exception of the political aspects this is in my opinion a copy of this event. 
And the problem remains. Telling people to pray instead of actually doing something to solve a problem just because you are in a position of power and you have a religious agenda (even though MISA's religious agenda is far more ambiguous than Perrry's), and you don't really have any solution to people's actual problems, then the most easy thing to do is to tell them to pray. And of course if you apply the god can't loose standard about which I talked before then you end up with nice, docile sheep that do anything you tell them to. 
Like participate in the above mentioned black magic ritual to get back the charisma that MISA and Grieg gave to a certain person who is no longer deserving of it. 

Or it's just the ever popular the world is in decline and the end is near scare tactic. 
If it's this then we already saw that this year. And we already know what that's about. The end is always near. And you as a good believer in our crazy doctrine have to give time and/or money to save it and to thank us for saving your stupid as from it and guaranteeing a place for you in heaven or it's MISA version that is promised: the coming golden age called Satya Yuga. According to MISA doctrine we are now of course living in the Kali Yuga, the age of decline. And this is blamed for many of the "persecutions" of believers and spirituality that is to blame for all of MISA's troubles with public perception. Makes sense doesn't it? I know you would have never though that a group that is accused of human trafficking, prostitution, paramilitary organization and recommending that people drink urine was persecuted because of this decline in spirituality. 

Indra initiation
Conference Svarga Loka part 5 of 6. Duration 3 hours. 
11 stamps needed. 

17:30 – 20:30 Re-audition of the conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, with the topic: Svarga Loka – The realm of spiritual divine godly beings (5)

Evening spiritual program
20:45 – 20:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine immobility (audio). 
So either god is incapable to do anything and that's why things are bad and prayer doesn't help or he never gave a shit and he still doesn't. Ok if that's what they meant, but if they mean that god is the same as he always was then someone obviously didn't read this wonderful book by an actual scholar and who actually did research on the topic not just recorded the things that pop into his head like certain "spiritual masters" I know. 
I've read it myself and yes it's a hard read, but if you actually are interested in the truth and you have thousands of people waiting all year for your wise words on the topic then I think it's not much to ask to read at least one book like this. 
Especially if you have the awesome paranormal power of putting your hand on a book and reading it, like superman Gregorian "Magnus Aurolsson" Bivolaru is supposed to have. 

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound conscientization of the divine, subtle and mysterious attribute of god: immobility. 

21:40 – 23:40 Viewing
Of what? Probably something super secret. 

Evening spiritual program
18:30 – 20:40 New conference by Gregorian Bivolaru, titled: Some initiatic esoteric aspects of the symbolism of fire part 2. Duration 2 hours 10 minutes. 

20:45 – 20:55 Presentation by Gregorian Bivolaru titled: God's attribute of divine immobility (audio recording)

21:00 – 21:30 Exemplification: Intense, ample and profound conscientization of the divine, subtle and mysterious attribute of god: immobility. 

21:45 – 23:00 Conference by yoga instructor Ioan Mărginean, titled: How the spiritual significance of the parables of Jesus form the gospel of Thomas that was revealed to me and understanding their spiritual significance with the help of a spiritual key that allows their deep understanding. 

Ah the nice Gnostic-Christian conference of the camp. Oh if you didn't know MISA promotes a gnostic-newage-conspiracy-nut mix of religion. But of course as always this still doesn't make MISA a religious organization. They really need a disclaimer on these programs. Or maybe they don't, because no one ever call them out for this. 

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